Eleven Tails's definitions

Squid Squirt

When you're having sex with your girl and you're about to finish, you pull out, say something to piss her off, then you shoot your cum into her eyes and make your escape while she's blinded, like a squid shooting ink at a predator.

"I accidentally called my wife by my girlfriend's name during sex and had to give her a Squid Squirt before she could strangle me."

by Eleven Tails September 1, 2018

Oil-drilling

When someone diarrheas on a man's penis and he uses it at lubricant to fuck them, either anally or vaginally.

"I still can't believe you wanted to try Oil-drilling last night! What if you caught my flu?!"

by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020

Cream Spray

When a woman is riding her man and is about to climax, she squeezes her breasts and squirts milk from her nipples.

"Having a kid is the best thing my wife ever did. Last night, she did a Cream Spray that hit the far wall."

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018

Skank Shank

When you stab someone and fuck the wound.

"I got kicked out of the gang bang last night because I tried to give her a Skank Shank. It's my fault they were hogging the other holes!"

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018

Spooge Reload

First, a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and she swallows it. After, they have sex, vaginally or anally, and right when the man cums, the woman makes herself throw up, ejecting the old semen while new semen is pumped into her.

"My girlfriend and I tried a Spooge Reload last night. Unfortunately, we forgot to put a bucket under her face and the mess was awful."

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018

Jalapeno Enema

1. An alternate way of saying "pain in my ass".
2. A devious method of torture.
The name can be substituted in either case with hotter or weaker peppers to further articulate the intensity.

1. "This whole day has been one big Jalapeno Enema."
2. "I was kidnapped in Mexico and the cartels gave me a Jalapeno Enema while my family tried to come up with the ransom payment."

by Eleven Tails February 21, 2020

Dissentophile

To be sexually aroused by controversy and arguments. A trait of internet users who spend a lot of time arguing and get off on the conflict. It can involve simply following controversial stories, then grow into prowling through the comments section. Their subset depends on the kind of content they post. A keyboard warrior will self-righteously give their own honest opinion, knowing that it will likely turn into an argument, and proudly die on their hill. An internet troll will say whatever they think will piss off the most people, even if that is not their view, though they are usually racist, sexist, and lacking empathy in real life.

Guy 1: "Last night, I saw this new article about abortion, and I couldn't resist. I dove right into those comments."
Guy 2: "You are such a dissentophile. Seriously, it's not healthy."
Guy 1: "Relax, I'm not a troll. I just wanted to see what people were saying."

by Eleven Tails October 30, 2019