scurfy scramble

a game in which loose change is loudly rolled across a floor, often in a cafeteria or classroom, with the goal being to see who will dive for the penny or nickel you rolled. one who dives for loose change is identified as a scurf.

the 'scramble' aspect of it is most entertaining when multiple scurfs butt heads and wrestle for the meager coinage.
>heath, wanna go play scurfy scramble next period?

>nah, let's go kife stuff from Dollar General instead.
by elemental May 07, 2005
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awesome sauce

a beautifully assonant phrase which can and should be used on any occasion where joy and elation are expressed.

the origin of 'awesome sauce' is probably from Strong Bad, although in that case he refers to a cleaning product with the trade name of Awesome Sauce. 'awesome sauce' has been adapted for use both as an exclamation or reserved sign of approval.
chel: i just got a hired at Big Lots.
macgyver: awesome sauce.
by elemental June 22, 2005
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rexic

a shortened form of anorexic. may refer to the state of person with an eating disorder. however, also can describe meager portions of food.
I hate France for many reasons, but especially because in all their restaurants the portions are totally rexic.
by elemental July 08, 2005
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Urine Flow Unit

a measure to describe the rate of liquid flow. one Urine Flow Unit, or UFU, is equivalent to the rate of a normal, unhurried piss. a full bladder may dispense urine in excess of one (1) UFU.

the utility of the Urine Flow Unit is not restricted to bodily fluid, but indeed any flow of beverage, water, or other liquid.

UFU is an American standard measure. To convert to metric, multiply by 1.54.
Whoa, the milk dispenser in D2 is really crankin' out the skim milk today. I'd say it's gotta be in excess of 4 Urine Flow Units.
by elemental September 04, 2006
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Hippies who gift cancer patients and people in chronic pain with nugs of marijuana or "special" brownies.
"Is grandpa buying dope?"
"No, it's from BenHip (Benevolent Hippie Society)."
by Elemental March 04, 2012
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Fuck

Another word for sex not to be mistaken for the other one.
Usually said by a drunk man
Drunk man“Oooh babe umm wanna have fuck uhh let’s go to the bed
WomanOH HELL NO
by Elemental November 03, 2018
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college load

a load of laundry which contains everything in the hamper. no sorting takes place. reds in with whites. delicates with jeans. usually, the washing machine is packed as full as possible. the college load is a direct result of exorbitant prices at campus laundry rooms.
crap, i only have a buck in quarters. looks like i'll have to do a college load.
by elemental May 04, 2005
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