Definitions by Elbow Picke

Brick-and-mortar 

A sexual move in which, just prior to orgasming, a man pulls out and ejaculates on his partner's abdomen and then immediately proceeds to lay down on top of his partner. The two then cease all activity and remain still until they fall asleep. When they awake the next morning, they find themselves glued together, sealed by the adhesive property of dried semen. This vertical stack of man and woman resembles two bricks in a wall stuck together by mortar.

The brick-and-mortar: perhaps the most intense display of true affection. Just as the bricks in the wall remain sealed and steadfast, so do the man and woman.

Brick-and-mortar by Elbow Picke July 11, 2024

nesperate 

When one is so desperate for something that it seems necessary for their survival

I am nesperate for a calzone rn

nesperate by Elbow Picke July 11, 2024

Lamp Post 

A hot girl typically with a big juicy ass. This phrase is used as code so as to not alert your surroundings that you are highly turned on by the voluptuous figure that lies before you.

Person 1: Duuuuuuuude check out that lamp post
Person 2: Hoooooooollllyyyyyy
Person 3: What the fuck is a lamp post

Lamp Post by Elbow Picke July 18, 2020

shlonshkin/wrench 

This is what my mom calls my dog. She usually yells THE WRENCH or something along those lines when she gets home.

"THE WREEEEENNNNNNNCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Said my mother.

Shlonshkin/wrench

shlonshkin/wrench by Elbow Picke November 6, 2017