El ritardo's definitions

Kegel Gym

NOT an actual physical fitness gym. It is a place where men go to naturally increase their penis size via male Kegel Exercises.

*Kegel Gym instructor*- Release ...And clench!

by El ritardo June 1, 2019

Surfer Thoughts

Philosophies often thought up by stoned surfers that sit in the back of the shop waxing the boards.

(Surfer thoughts because this bullshit needs to include the word being defined) Dude, aren’t beds like, shelves for your body when you’re not using it?

by El ritardo June 1, 2019

penis popper party

The after-party of the pride parade.

Bill, a straight dude who volunteered for the parade, accidentally fell victim to butt stuff at the penis popper party.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Bedroom Beef

Your dick or vagina, your genitals.

Hol up, imma whip out my bedroom beef after work with that Austrian hoe.

by El ritardo July 30, 2018

Drilling Some Cornholes

Term for engaging in intercourse with multiple orifices.

Dude, I was drilling some cornholes last night, and now I got some dick pain.

by El ritardo June 17, 2018

Hard Arnie

An Alcoholic Arnold Palmer.

Want a hard arnie, Tyson?

by El ritardo July 12, 2018

roll in the gay

See roll in the hay. Similar, but homosexual.

Ish! Them Koreans roll in the gay all night, that shit sickens my stomach.

by El ritardo July 1, 2018