The act of nutting in a sock, turning it inside out, and throwing away all of your friends condoms. Therefore, he uses the sock, getting his partner pregnant.
by El ritardo July 02, 2018
by El ritardo June 25, 2018
Currently the world’s bestselling midget group. They formed in 1958 and now have multiple feature movies and are still hawt, despite being older than the Beatles.
They’re making another Alvin and the chipmunks movie, so brace yourselves for a level of furry midget ass that we have not yet experienced.
by El ritardo December 06, 2017
by El ritardo June 27, 2018
by El ritardo July 01, 2018
A sexual act, where one partner toasts cheddar on their penis/strap on, and gives the other a hard ass fudge packing.
by El ritardo July 02, 2018
Slang term often used by black girls when they see a white guy with a surprisingly good dick, alluding to the ambassador hot dog.
by El ritardo July 06, 2019