Definitions by El Zacko

Ska 

The greatest music genre ever made, often including trumpets and up-beat rifts.

“Bro, wanna jam to some Less Than Jake”
“Of course bruh, that’s my favorite Ska band!”

Ska by el zacko June 8, 2019

Illegitimate 

A straight up whore fucking any dick in sight majorly without protection, leaving her with at least a dozen children each with no fucking clue who their daddy is.

1. Aint Shequiesha having yo baby? Hellz naw that bitch illigitimate.

2. Yo nig which bitch is yo illegitimate Lafonda or Shamonda?

Illegitimate by El Zacko September 16, 2008

Summericular Cancer 

The disease contracted the last week of summer where you realize school will begin shortly and your summer life will have no chance for survival.

"Shit, what's a matter with him?"
"Nothing, he just has Summericular Cancer."

Summericular Cancer by El Zacko August 20, 2007

Abercrombie and Dick 

Acceptable circumstance to deem anyone who wears abercrombie as gay. Meerly wearing an article of clothing now is suffice to determine homosexuality.

"Oh he looks cute."
"Like you have a chance, he sucks Abercrombie and Dick."

Abercrombie and Dick by El Zacko August 15, 2007

Cock Damnit 

An exclamation made by those religious enough to exclude God from the phrase God Damnit. Slightly less blasphemous and slightly more hilarious.
See also
Cocker Fucker
Son of a Cock
Bullcock
Cockhole

"COCK DAMNIT! THE GAME FUCKING CHEATS!"

"Aww Cock Damnit Paul, you spilled gravy all over my dvd player."

Cock Damnit by El Zacko August 12, 2007

Galagangster 

An arcade finger jock who can spend up to an hour, if not more, wasting sperm and oxygen by solely devoting all of his time and energy into mastering the game Galaga. Guarenteed to at least get to level 50 watching them shoot their own fighter is always funny as hell.

"I've been waiting in line forever behind this fucking galagangster."

Galagangster by El Zacko August 5, 2007

Wakka Wakka Wakka 

To perform oral sex. When going down on a guy or a girl it's additionally customary to make the Pac-Man (Or Mrs. Pac-Man) sound of Wakka Wakka Wakka.

"Yo man, Jessica totally went Wakka Wakka Wakka on me last night. I made her wear the bow and everything."

"Last night when I went Wakka Wakka Wakka on Jim he made me actually make the noises and everything."

Wakka Wakka Wakka by El Zacko May 18, 2007