El Zacko's definitions

Galagangster

An arcade finger jock who can spend up to an hour, if not more, wasting sperm and oxygen by solely devoting all of his time and energy into mastering the game Galaga. Guarenteed to at least get to level 50 watching them shoot their own fighter is always funny as hell.

"I've been waiting in line forever behind this fucking galagangster."

by El Zacko August 5, 2007

Anti-Crunk

Something or someone that instantly can bring any good time no matter how crunk to an end within the blink of an eye. Mostly associated with white people.

"YO BITCH I COULD GET FUCKING CRUNK ALL NIGHT SON!!"
" Hi fellas! It's me Mark! May I partake in these funderful activites you guys are participating in?"
"Fucking Anti-Crunk..."

"You stole my purple drink! So fucking Anti-Crunk."

by El Zacko September 23, 2006

Pudding Stain

A suspiciously large brown stain found on the back of articles of clothing. Quite possibly Doo Doo

The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste, her clothes don't match, there's a pudding stain on the back, it might be doo doo!

by El Zacko September 24, 2006

Summericular Cancer

The disease contracted the last week of summer where you realize school will begin shortly and your summer life will have no chance for survival.

"Shit, what's a matter with him?"
"Nothing, he just has Summericular Cancer."

by El Zacko August 20, 2007

Condominium

The Greek god who sparked a sacred covenant to prevent pregnancy with other Greek Gods. When Condominium's sacred covenant broke with Hoecles, her son Illegitimacus was born.

"Bitch yo ass better pray to Condominium that you aint gonna get pregnant."

"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."

by El Zacko September 20, 2006

Wakka Wakka Wakka

To perform oral sex. When going down on a guy or a girl it's additionally customary to make the Pac-Man (Or Mrs. Pac-Man) sound of Wakka Wakka Wakka.

"Yo man, Jessica totally went Wakka Wakka Wakka on me last night. I made her wear the bow and everything."

"Last night when I went Wakka Wakka Wakka on Jim he made me actually make the noises and everything."

by El Zacko May 18, 2007

ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

The ultimate word of chat. It is a combination of 8 chat words rolled together in a massive orgy of amazing and win.
This word single handedly is capable of pwnting the fuck out of anyone in any given place in any given situation.

So Sarah, what did the rapist look like?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

Did you just give me a cleavland steamer?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

by El Zacko October 7, 2006