Johnny Cage punch

The act of doing the splits and punching someone in the groin. This was one of the original special moves of Mortal Kombat character Johnny Cage. If you are incapable of doing the splits, it is perfectly acceptable to kneel instead.
Guy: "Zork sucks!"
Me: (Does the splits and punches his groin) "Johnny Cage Punched!"
by El Singario February 11, 2006
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cheapshot

A very unfair attack, usually a surprise and aimed at the groin or stomach.
"Why is that guy on the floor?"

"He was standing behind Iggy, who spun around and hit him with a cheapshot."
by El Singario February 11, 2006
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