El Cholo's definitions

snide

Stolen/counterfit, sold outside jobcentre, magistrates or outta some bastads boot.

"Those bensons you sold me were they snide?"
"yemman"
"taste like shit, gimme my dollars back".

by El Cholo March 4, 2004

messa

One a them what does stuff with the kiddies-aaarrrrgggghhhhh.

All nonces should Fuckin burn.

by El Cholo March 5, 2004

El Cholo

Hispanic translated to mean-The Kid

Whats this dagos name?

by El Cholo April 19, 2004

Shoeing

To violently beat another - literally a shoe In.Also see hiding.

Lamp him give the bastad a shoeing

by El Cholo May 9, 2004

blazin squad

bunch of phallaic whiteboys expouting
6 year old rhymes over playground beats exploiting pre-penetration Immature silly little girls on paperrounds.
Excrutiatingly embarrassing numbnuts Insulting real street music, hollow psuedo bad byoy hip pop bragging about how dangerous they are,this shit makes Ja rule sound like Busta Rymes. With all the talent of a spunked on tissue-utterly without redemption. Any hysterical bint disagreeing-It Is a democracy granted, but before humiliating yourself further please hear Nas, Roots, Jurassic 5, gangstarr etc etc avoid this colon coil.

"one question blazin squad?
Is there a God?
answer me you f'kin nimrod,
hate these boyband bellends,
what Im planning takes months to mend,
how many? 10?, no problem not with my samuri friend"

by El Cholo February 2, 2004

cock & hen

The regal sum of 10 English pounds.

"Heres that cock I owe you!!!!!!"

by El cholo May 23, 2004

jam sandwhich

Police vehical In the West Midlands, yellow, blue & white controlled by a dickhead.

"Shit man that me?"
"Fuck you got the lights"
"Im gone, takin the chase"
"Dust him kid"

engine revs 2nd gear tears away hes thrapin It.

by El Cholo March 4, 2004