El Cholo's definitions

Shoeing

To violently beat another - literally a shoe In.Also see hiding.

Lamp him give the bastad a shoeing

by El Cholo May 9, 2004

special brew

delightful,delectable,sweet,stimulating,refreshing..... half a litre of 9% pisshead juice. Honestly 2 a these golden bastads any time day or night-f'kin lovely.

(approach counter)"Two a these bastads please"
"2 pound 78"
(purchase complete, exit)"sound, see you later"
(outside crackin It open guzzling away)
"Jesus, I can feel my brain reducing"

by El Cholo February 4, 2004

smosh

To destroy, shatter, destruct, break, ruin, crack, obliterate, severely damage

smoshed It

by El Cholo May 23, 2004

three up

Indulging In sexual congress Involving more than two and less than 4 peoples.
Preferably with more than one female.

"shift your leg love Its Interfering with me spam"

by El Cholo June 2, 2004

G.I.M.P.

Similar to a P.I.M.P only wearing a mask and zip up suit. Talks less shit than a P.I.M.P even though hes used as a sex toy. Unlike a brash P.I.M.P a G.I.M.P Is generally quite passive & subservient minus the chronic stone habit.

If your rolling with me your rolling with a G.I.M.P.

by El Cholo May 27, 2004

toothsucker

A gentleman usually of West Indian descent expressing disapproval, fustration or just to demean another by Inhaling between his teeth and frontal dentistry- he sucks his teeth so therefore he Is.

ttttttsssssssssssssssss! ghets me.

by El Cholo January 15, 2004

waterfall

The best commercial bong manufacturer currently supplying In the U.K.

(exhaling plumage all over the room)"I f'kin love my waterfall I do"

by El Cholo February 18, 2004