special brew

delightful,delectable,sweet,stimulating,refreshing..... half a litre of 9% pisshead juice. Honestly 2 a these golden bastads any time day or night-f'kin lovely.
(approach counter)"Two a these bastads please"
"2 pound 78"
(purchase complete, exit)"sound, see you later"
(outside crackin It open guzzling away)
"Jesus, I can feel my brain reducing"
by El Cholo February 04, 2004
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jam sandwhich

Police vehical In the West Midlands, yellow, blue & white controlled by a dickhead.
"Shit man that me?"
"Fuck you got the lights"
"Im gone, takin the chase"
"Dust him kid"

engine revs 2nd gear tears away hes thrapin It.
by El Cholo March 04, 2004
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three up

Indulging In sexual congress Involving more than two and less than 4 peoples.
Preferably with more than one female.
"shift your leg love Its Interfering with me spam"
by El Cholo June 03, 2004
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blazin squad

bunch of phallaic whiteboys expouting
6 year old rhymes over playground beats exploiting pre-penetration Immature silly little girls on paperrounds.
Excrutiatingly embarrassing numbnuts Insulting real street music, hollow psuedo bad byoy hip pop bragging about how dangerous they are,this shit makes Ja rule sound like Busta Rymes. With all the talent of a spunked on tissue-utterly without redemption. Any hysterical bint disagreeing-It Is a democracy granted, but before humiliating yourself further please hear Nas, Roots, Jurassic 5, gangstarr etc etc avoid this colon coil.
"one question blazin squad?
Is there a God?
answer me you f'kin nimrod,
hate these boyband bellends,
what Im planning takes months to mend,
how many? 10?, no problem not with my samuri friend"
by El Cholo February 02, 2004
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cowin

West Midland term for not very good:
opposite of crackin.
"raining again ay It?"
"Ar, Its cowin out here"
by El Cholo February 02, 2004
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Shoeing

To violently beat another - literally a shoe In.Also see hiding.
Lamp him give the bastad a shoeing
by El Cholo May 09, 2004
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waterfall

The best commercial bong manufacturer currently supplying In the U.K.
(exhaling plumage all over the room)"I f'kin love my waterfall I do"
by El Cholo February 18, 2004
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