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Biblexual

A person who strongly believes in god,reads the bible often and prays everyday.Yet loves casual Hardcore sex.
Bob:You see that vicar, she is a massive Biblexual.
Liam:Really?
Bob:How'd u think I got all this wine and bread from!
Liam:Confuddled
by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007
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Boyband fetish

A person who has a unatural obcession for having sex either:

With boyband music/video playing in the background
or
infront of a live boyband/ or at a concert

People who have a boyband fetish usually are gays who are in the closet, they are overly prone to rage and anger towards their friends usually kneeing viciously in the balls.Most come from the Houten regis area.
Liam:I can't wait to see Take-That live.
Unnamed:Yeah aren't you taking your boy-friend?
Liam:Just because she looks like a man doesn't mean she is!
Unnamed:Whatever,along as she fufills your boy-band fetish!
Liam:What did you say?
Unnamed:!U HAVE A BOYBAND FETISH!
Liam:You c*nt! (Knees viciously)
Unnamed:Yeah, I wear a cup now ..


. . . but damn it still hurts!
by Eisel Dier April 6, 2007
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Bibexual

A bibexual is ....

....A Man who is madly in love with David Baeckhamand even would shag him if he could, yet has a girl friend as skinny as Posh.

Aka: A die-hard man utd fan.
Fred:Becks iz my hero
John:U're soooo Bibexual.
Fred Wtf?
George:Exactly
Graham:Agreed'd!
by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007
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Smash Hits

A british magazine aimed at 10 year old girls and men with Boyband fetishs/addictions. Features 'hot pictures and gossip' about all the boybands. sometimes contains free gifts (gay porn/condoms with westlife on it/laminated poster.
Liam:I have to renew my subscription to smash hits!
Graham:Quick to the newsagents!
David:Today there's a pull out picture of Shane Warne
by Eisel Dier April 6, 2007
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Maps

Shortened version of Man Baps, interchangable with Moobs
Yeah! Lick my Maps!

I'm getting my Maps out!

Who wants some Maps!

I love Maps!
by Eisel Dier April 12, 2007
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Exactly

The word said when affirming that you know what the other guy is thinking when he's not talking (or possible drooling.) Often followed with agreed'd
Graham:You know what'd be sweet?
George:Yeah!
Graham:WhaT?.. Oh!
George:Exactly
Graham:Agreed'd
George:No,what?
by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007
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Wham! and the dirt is gone!

(Usually followed up with a slap to the face on the Wham!)

A politicly correct way of mimicing the Cilit Bang adverts, without offending any Suicide Bombers trevelling on the tube with you.

or

A phase used when happy slapping George Michael.
Hi I'm Barry Scott,Wham! and the dirt is gone!

Eisel:Oi, isn't that George Michael comotosed over there?
Chris:Yeah
Eisel:Get ur phone ready
Hey george, Wham! and the dirt is gone!
by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007
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