EightBall's definitions

Vag Aisle

A whole aisle in a drug store devoted exclusively to vagina maintenance. Usually trafficked by the fairer sex during the worst week of the month (for both sexes !). Men are seen more and more these days cruising the vag aisle to help their lady friends in order to secure later entrance to the other type of Vag Aisle.

Dude, why are you shopping in the Vag Aisle ? Well, because I am whipped and I want access to the Vag next week.

by EightBall August 3, 2012

Captain Tampon

A man who enjoys cunnilingus so much that he is willing to feast on the yeast and use his tongue as a tampon whilst her monthly friend flows. A rare dude amongst dudes.

Dude, why is your tongue and face all red ? Well, my bitch ran out of tampons and I had to plug the hole with my tongue. Captain Tampon to the rescue !

by EightBall August 9, 2012

eightball

A legend in his own right; one who brings insight unto others; has an answer to anything ie. the 'magic eightball'; both self serving & self righteous; one who brings both chaos and clarity to any situation- now that's a conundrum!

"OMG it's eightball!!"
"Dude, where's eightball tonight?"
"It's times like these you need eightball"

by eightball July 29, 2004

shart

When a gaseus emition becomes a solid one...

AKA a 'follow-thru'

OMG, I think i just sharted!!

by eightball August 3, 2004

gayed

when someone suddenly takes on stereotypical homosexual qualities, which usually out of character for that person

"...so i punched him in the gut, and then he just gayed up on us"

by eightball August 5, 2004

What the God, Oh my Fuck

An alternative to 'What the Fuck, oh my God', meaning the exact same thing.
Used by people on Acid who think it's hillarious... And it usually is!

1. Used as an alternative, and somewhat lame, alternative to 'What the Fuck'.

by eightball April 23, 2004

guysexual

A non-threatening term used to describe a person who prefers guys.

Usually applies to a gay male, as an alternative to gay, queer, fag or homosexual.
Antonym: girlsexual

"Nah mate, I'm a guysexual"
"I think he's guysexual"

by eightball June 22, 2004