EightBall's definitions

Vag Aisle

A whole aisle in a drug store devoted exclusively to vagina maintenance. Usually trafficked by the fairer sex during the worst week of the month (for both sexes !). Men are seen more and more these days cruising the vag aisle to help their lady friends in order to secure later entrance to the other type of Vag Aisle.

Dude, why are you shopping in the Vag Aisle ? Well, because I am whipped and I want access to the Vag next week.

by EightBall August 3, 2012

Street Dick

A nasty hot dog bought from a street vendor. Probably been floating in rancid dirty water all day and handled by some smelly dude sweating on the sidewalk all day.

Dude, what are you eating ? I'm eating a street dick, very delicious and nutritious. Nothing like street dick, breakfast of champions.

by EightBall August 2, 2012

passe

when something is sooo so lame

"House music is soooo passe"

by eightball November 6, 2004

gayed

when someone suddenly takes on stereotypical homosexual qualities, which usually out of character for that person

"...so i punched him in the gut, and then he just gayed up on us"

by eightball August 5, 2004

shart

When a gaseus emition becomes a solid one...

AKA a 'follow-thru'

OMG, I think i just sharted!!

by eightball August 3, 2004

eightball

A legend in his own right; one who brings insight unto others; has an answer to anything ie. the 'magic eightball'; both self serving & self righteous; one who brings both chaos and clarity to any situation- now that's a conundrum!

"OMG it's eightball!!"
"Dude, where's eightball tonight?"
"It's times like these you need eightball"

by eightball July 29, 2004

guysexual

A non-threatening term used to describe a person who prefers guys.

Usually applies to a gay male, as an alternative to gay, queer, fag or homosexual.
Antonym: girlsexual

"Nah mate, I'm a guysexual"
"I think he's guysexual"

by eightball June 22, 2004