mince pie

full extended term of "mince". Cockney rhyming slang for eye.

I could 'ardly believe me mince pies, mate.

by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

Dracula's packed lunch

A used jamrag, an oozy sanipad.

Dracula's packed lunch was very tasty and he was feeling peckish that day.

by Edna Sweetlove October 02, 2006

botty gel

Lubricant for anal intercourse, normally KY-Jelly or Vaseline

He had no botty gel so he used a handful of saliva instead.

by Edna Sweetlove August 07, 2010

pump ship

(verb) to defecate, to crap

She went upstairs to the shithouse because she needed to pump ship

by Edna Sweetlove November 05, 2006

shitter

(a) the arsehole
(b) the shithouse

He went to the shitter to drop his load

He got fucked up his shitter

by Edna Sweetlove November 05, 2006

tief

(noun) thief, mugger, robber (always a black person)
(verb) to go out stealing

Man, we was out tiefin' when de fuzz done catch us.

by Edna Sweetlove November 05, 2006

Alan

A breeze; after Alan Breeze, a singer with the Billy Cotton Band.

There's a nice Alan today.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010