Definitions by Edna Sweetlove

Urination Once Again 

1. A jokey name for the Irish patriotic song "A Nation Once Again";
2. A patriotic statue with a fountain in Dublin.

The statue is known as 'Urination Once Again' as it spouts water patriotically.

Urination Once Again by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Front Squirts 

Menstruation

What's wrong, babe? You got the front squirts?

Front Squirts by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Pelmet 

1. The roll of fat hanging over a person's over-tight trousers or jeans;

2. The roll of fat on the lower belly hanging over the pubic region.

1. She was a size 14 squeezed into a size 10 so she had a pelmet all round like a Michelin tyre.

2. You couldn't see his dick for his pelmet.

Pelmet by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Bum Fun 

anal intercourse specifically and also in a broader sense appreciation of the buttocks

I love bum fun both ways

Bum Fun by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Pump out 

(verb) to have an abortion
(noun) an abortion

She had a bun in the oven so she went for a pump out

Mary got her bastard foetus pumped out at the clinic

Pump out by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

pump ship 

(verb) to defecate, to crap

She went upstairs to the shithouse because she needed to pump ship

pump ship by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

shitter 

(a) the arsehole
(b) the shithouse

He went to the shitter to drop his load

He got fucked up his shitter

shitter by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006