Edna Sweetlove's definitions

Bat Wings

The hanging flap under the arm seen on older women

The old lady had bat wings you could have tied a knot in.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

flogalot

from the verb "to flog", meaning to masturbate (males only): an obsessive wanker.

He was caught flogging in the lavs; he's a right flogalot.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Cottage Queen

A person who habitually frequents public toilets in the hope of meeting another cottage queen for gay sex.

George Michael was outed as a cottage queen.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Bathroom

What Americans call a toilet, even if it has no bath in it.

John went and shat in the bathroom as he could not find a toilet in America.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Restroom

What Americans call a public toilet even though you cannot have a nice lie down in it (unless you are a very dirty person).

Don't even think you can have a rest in the restroom; it's for shitting and pissing in. And it pongs too badly.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Litvak

a Lithuanian person; also can be used adjectivally

The town is crawling with Litvaks

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

velcro head

a black person with fuzzy hair on their skull

Ephraim sure is an ugly velcro head

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006