Curry Bunny

1. An Indian or Pakistani person;
2. A fan of curries, a curry lover.

1. Ahmed is a curry bunny.
2. Joe is a curry bunny.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Urination Once Again

1. A jokey name for the Irish patriotic song "A Nation Once Again";
2. A patriotic statue with a fountain in Dublin.

The statue is known as 'Urination Once Again' as it spouts water patriotically.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

downpipe

The anal canal, the bottom hole, the shitpipe

Fat women need to fart in order to tell their lovers which is their lovebox and which is their downpipe.

by Edna Sweetlove September 04, 2006

Pelmet

1. The roll of fat hanging over a person's over-tight trousers or jeans;

2. The roll of fat on the lower belly hanging over the pubic region.

1. She was a size 14 squeezed into a size 10 so she had a pelmet all round like a Michelin tyre.

2. You couldn't see his dick for his pelmet.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Cottage

(noun) A public lavatory, so named because it looks like a little cottage in a park. Term used by cruising queens.

(verb) To cottage - to hang about in a cottage, looking for trade.

Hence....

Cottage Queen
Cottage Fodder

Sebastian met this totally gross old queen down the cottage and they had a good wank together.

He loved to go cottaging - you never know who you'll meet of an evening.

The cottage was heaving by midnight and the floor was swimming in spunk.

by Edna Sweetlove October 01, 2006

velcro

(verb) to velcro: to mingle pubic areas together during lesbian sex;

(noun) velcro: the pubic hair

(abstract noun): the act of rubbing one velcro against another

derivitives:

velcro style
velcro sex
velcro meshing
velcro frotting
velcro fun

The two women gave each other a good old velcro up against the wall in the gay club.

The noise of intertwining velcro disturbed the sleepers in the next bed.

Her velcro was as crinkly as a Persian lamb coat.

by Edna Sweetlove October 01, 2006

ugly pills

The pills ugly people take in order to ensure they stay ugly. This is satire

Condo Rice takes her ugly pills every day.

by Edna Sweetlove October 03, 2006