Edna Sweetlove's definitions

Bat Wings

The hanging flap under the arm seen on older women

The old lady had bat wings you could have tied a knot in.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

filthbox

The anus, the botty-hole, the rectum.

Watch out or I'll lick you in the filthbox (Sir Les Patterson, Sydney 1997)

by Edna Sweetlove September 25, 2006

mince pie

full extended term of "mince". Cockney rhyming slang for eye.

I could 'ardly believe me mince pies, mate.

by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

botty gel

Lubricant for anal intercourse, normally KY-Jelly or Vaseline

He had no botty gel so he used a handful of saliva instead.

by Edna Sweetlove August 7, 2010

Cottage

(noun) A public lavatory, so named because it looks like a little cottage in a park. Term used by cruising queens.

(verb) To cottage - to hang about in a cottage, looking for trade.

Hence....

Cottage Queen
Cottage Fodder

Sebastian met this totally gross old queen down the cottage and they had a good wank together.

He loved to go cottaging - you never know who you'll meet of an evening.

The cottage was heaving by midnight and the floor was swimming in spunk.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Pelmet

1. The roll of fat hanging over a person's over-tight trousers or jeans;

2. The roll of fat on the lower belly hanging over the pubic region.

1. She was a size 14 squeezed into a size 10 so she had a pelmet all round like a Michelin tyre.

2. You couldn't see his dick for his pelmet.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Prairie Teeth

1. Widely spaced teeth;
2. A person with few teeth;

From the concept of wide open spaces.

1. He smiled revealing his yellow prairie teeth.
2. I saw old "Praire Teeth" Smith leering at me.

by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010