Edge's definitions

tossing the dwarf

Masturbating feverously.

I can't come down now, I'm tossing the dwarf.

by Edge January 2, 2004

edging

The act of prolonging ejaculation for increased masturbatory pleasure.

He masturbated for over an hour, coming close to orgasm and then backing down over and over.

by Edge December 16, 2003

pounder

This is a 16 ounce can of beer... Coined by our friend Danny (sorry buddy but I don't know ur last name)

*Danny opens the fridge* "Edge, can I grab one of your pounders?"

by edge November 26, 2004

krunked

1)To find something better than you posses now.
2)To make something better.

1)Yo, that shits krunked up man.
2)Yo, thats krunked up since last time I was that.

by EDGE November 4, 2003

DJ Redge

An old man who still thinks that old 50's music still rocks. Usually found in retirment homes sping the wheels of steel!

Someone who plays old tunes that were well last year........not whith it!!

"DJ Redge welcomes you to saturday night at the retirment home"

"..check out DJ Redge...that tune is well old!!"

by Edge August 8, 2003

smex

A term used in the US Northeast to define dirty, smelly European sex.

It smells like smex in here; That's the kind of smex you can only see on the Internet!

by Edge January 22, 2005

Guirk

A female who does think that defies any logic. Can also be complete stupidity.

"That girl is such a GUIRK"

"Stop acting like a GUIRK"

by Edge August 22, 2003