EddieBrock5's definitions

Door closer

It’s a fleshlight and a pen not a vape and no flesh light.

My girl is really a door closer on her ex.

by EddieBrock5 March 31, 2024

Fap trap

When you make a big donation on a sex livestream and then you get a rap song as your special surprise and the woman squirts her biggest piss fuck when the man giving away the song makes his fucking gambling joke.

Holy fuck I love my fap trap.

by EddieBrock5 October 6, 2023

Degenerate

When you smash your string instrument more than one time for cocaine.

I’m a degenerate.

by EddieBrock5 October 14, 2023

Fortage

The living room in a mansion.

I am in the fortage.

by EddieBrock5 December 14, 2023

Hollywood Licensing

When a celeb starts breaking up with their husband in Hollywood films getting ready for their next one, getting filled up with cum with the younger guy we all know and love. STAR WARS MARVEL DC CRISTOPHER NOLAN.

Hollywood licensing has started to develop over the past years, and now movies are starting to look cleaner, shinier, and more dramatic.

by EddieBrock5 September 2, 2023

Fibulation

A little mayonnaise.

My wife just did the good ole fibulation again.

by EddieBrock5 November 4, 2023

PUPG

PULL UPS PACKAGING GUYS.

Jag and bad bunny are PUPG!

by EddieBrock5 September 8, 2023