Definitions by EddieBrock5

Surrogate meeting

When you hide underneath someone’s bed to
Hide from someone’s mom and then she finds you, tells you to leave and then you say “I wanna get in the closet with you because your my real mom”!

I’m gonna finger lick this surrogate meeting because I’m an agent!

Surrogate meeting by EddieBrock5 December 17, 2023

Fortage

The living room in a mansion.

I am in the fortage.

Fortage by EddieBrock5 December 14, 2023

Anti-Mio 

The stuff that comes out gods vagina.

Anti-mio when I grow up one day.

Anti-Mio by EddieBrock5 December 1, 2023

Non-touched 

To not touch something.

I non-touched that topic.

Non-touched by EddieBrock5 November 6, 2023

Fibulation 

A little mayonnaise.

My wife just did the good ole fibulation again.

Fibulation by EddieBrock5 November 4, 2023

Set for life 

When your parents go to Las Vegas.

I got set for life then my parents went.;

Set for life by EddieBrock5 October 27, 2023

Half flipping burger 

When you work at McDonald’s and flip a burger one time won’t even say would you like fries with that literally put a pube in the burger and then you fap in the bathroom like a wolf walking retard and then get lost in some washed up swirly covered in shit by your boss tryna lick every single finger off after you get your salt put on top of your own shit then you lick the toilet seat say goodbye to your favourite chair and come back the next day to start a new day.

I’m a half flipping burger.

Half flipping burger by EddieBrock5 October 23, 2023