EddieBrock5's definitions

Creeps & Squeaks

A category of men women don't fuck.

I hate creeps & squeaks.

by EddieBrock5 June 25, 2025

Capitalist Communism

When a male starts begging his father to develop the love sense lush so that he can get apps developed for free; and from the reinvestment, start doing and selling meth out the corner of a bar by the VLT machines.

Capitalist communism may have happened and made example of how losers need to be made fun of when is comes to DFMR, but it destroyed the capitalism Canada so that we needed to make some more fucking office space and give McDonalds a fucking burger robot.

by EddieBrock5 September 2, 2023

Twinkie eating contest

When a man or child turns into a dog that has rabies because he or she ate moldy sour patch kids.

Gonna have a Twinkie eating contest for my birthday.

by EddieBrock5 October 7, 2023

Half flipping burger

When you work at McDonald’s and flip a burger one time won’t even say would you like fries with that literally put a pube in the burger and then you fap in the bathroom like a wolf walking retard and then get lost in some washed up swirly covered in shit by your boss tryna lick every single finger off after you get your salt put on top of your own shit then you lick the toilet seat say goodbye to your favourite chair and come back the next day to start a new day.

I’m a half flipping burger.

by EddieBrock5 October 23, 2023

RAP BOOK

What Gal Gadots x really thinks he know but he don't even know what a dog ass nigga PUBG is and he literally the only a PUPG of Israel.

RAP BOOK just don't know marketing.

by EddieBrock5 September 8, 2023

DFMR

Double fisting metal rodding.

I'm Bout to DFMR my dick.

by EddieBrock5 September 2, 2023

Fap trap

When you make a big donation on a sex livestream and then you get a rap song as your special surprise and the woman squirts her biggest piss fuck when the man giving away the song makes his fucking gambling joke.

Holy fuck I love my fap trap.

by EddieBrock5 October 6, 2023