EddieBrock5's definitions

Creeps & Squeaks

A category of men women don't fuck.

I hate creeps & squeaks.

by EddieBrock5 June 25, 2025

Crash slamming

When you get so drunk you fuck a transgender.

Im Crash slamming after Friday because it's Saturday morning.

by EddieBrock5 September 8, 2023

Dunkin' Donut

When you eat ass all night long without taking a single breath.

After I Dunkin' Donut I can breath under water.

by EddieBrock5 September 8, 2023

DFMR

Double fisting metal rodding.

I'm Bout to DFMR my dick.

by EddieBrock5 September 2, 2023

Fap trap

When you make a big donation on a sex livestream and then you get a rap song as your special surprise and the woman squirts her biggest piss fuck when the man giving away the song makes his fucking gambling joke.

Holy fuck I love my fap trap.

by EddieBrock5 October 6, 2023

POP FIGURE

Pimple popping pizza face collection of black people in a pink room with bobble heads.

IM BOUT TO DFMR MY POP FIGURE COLLECTION!

by EddieBrock5 September 2, 2023

Door closer

It’s a fleshlight and a pen not a vape and no flesh light.

My girl is really a door closer on her ex.

by EddieBrock5 March 31, 2024