EddieBrock5's definitions

Relay pass

A public transportation pass from Star Wars.

Bout to take the relay with my relay pass.

by EddieBrock5 September 3, 2023

Surrogate meeting

When you hide underneath someone’s bed to
Hide from someone’s mom and then she finds you, tells you to leave and then you say “I wanna get in the closet with you because your my real mom”!

I’m gonna finger lick this surrogate meeting because I’m an agent!

by EddieBrock5 December 17, 2023

Working class incel

When you take a break from your minimum wage job to take a picture of the first ass you see in public.

I’m a working class incel.

by EddieBrock5 October 23, 2023

SpiderMan2

When a girl doesn't watch the World Series in 2023.

Holy Fuck, Spiderman2 ruined my life!

by EddieBrock5 September 2, 2023

WALL WOLFING

When you do so much cocaine at work that you start masturbating in the bathroom stall.

I started working at Apple and this guy started WALL WOLFING every day at lunch break.

by EddieBrock5 September 8, 2023