9 definitions by Ed Rooney Jr
When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016
When a woman is on her period and a man decides to have anal sex with her not realizing that she also has explosive diarrhea at the same time. The woman wants to please her man and thinks that his penis will act as a levee and hold the shit in, but she doesn't realize that the added pressure from his ejaculate will cause the diarrhea to forcefully explode all over when he pulls out. The resulting cum, blood, and shit mixture takes days to clean up.
I was having a great time giving it to Beatrice in the ass, but all of a sudden she had a Mississippi Levee break when I pulled out and shit got all over the place. Since I already came, I just wiped my dick on her pillow and went home. It was a good thing we had flood insurance .
by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016
Mike: "This guy in our fantasy football league just through a hissy fit because he didn't read the league message feed and forgot to draft. "
Mark: "What?
Mark: "What he pulled a Newman?"
Mike: "No. I kicked him out of the league before he could quit! He always complained about everything anyway. He was lame."
Mark: "What?
Mark: "What he pulled a Newman?"
Mike: "No. I kicked him out of the league before he could quit! He always complained about everything anyway. He was lame."
by Ed Rooney Jr September 3, 2017
Mike: "Did you hear that Noah got locked out of his house?"
John: "What, doesn't he know about WPK?"
Rey: "No he needs someone to tell him everything."
Mark: I bet he even needs someone to tell him to wipe his ass."
John: "What, doesn't he know about WPK?"
Rey: "No he needs someone to tell him everything."
Mark: I bet he even needs someone to tell him to wipe his ass."
by Ed Rooney Jr September 3, 2017
Mike: "Noah just left the fantasy football league."
Mark: "What? Did he Pull a Newman?"
Mike: "No. I kicked him out of the league before he could quit."
Mark: "What? Did he Pull a Newman?"
Mike: "No. I kicked him out of the league before he could quit."
by Ed Rooney Jr September 3, 2017
When you are in a public restroom, and someone starts a conversation with you and it goes on too long
It wasn't bad enough that I had a commodus interupptus. Then when I was washing my hands some guy decided to tell me one of his lavastories.
by Ed Rooney Jr May 9, 2018
That look on a girls face when you cum on her tits. Not a full on grin, but just a subtle smile that you aren't sure what it means, but you think she's enjoying it.
Sherry gave me her Mona Lisa Smile when I came all over her tits, but it went away after my buddy Tim nutted all over her face.
by Ed Rooney Jr July 18, 2016