Definitions by EclecticBass
apple cheeks
What are acquired when one walks around all day with crab apples in their cheeks, even though horse chestnuts have a better shape.
Josh: Peter, why do you walk around all day with crab apples in your cheeks?
Peter: Because I want apple cheeks.
Peter: Because I want apple cheeks.
apple cheeks by eclecticbass December 7, 2010
defecate on
defecate on by eclecticbass November 12, 2010
dicksize disguise
A method by which females try to pass off as males on the internet by referring to the length of their nonexistent dong.
They were being highly sexist in the chatroom and I just wanted some help with the flash game, so I used a dicksize disguise.
dicksize disguise by EclecticBass September 3, 2010