Ebullient Gideon's definitions

Hemorrhoid

Someone who is attractive at first then becomes very annoying.

Jack: Why did you break up with Susan?
Jim: She's the type of woman who grows on you then becomes a real pain in the ass.
Jack: Ah, a hemorrhoid.

by Ebullient Gideon July 1, 2011

Six Pack Pickup

When a woman is so homely a man would not consider her until he had six beers.

George: I think that woman over there is hot.

Peter: Really? You gotta be kidding me. How many beers have you had?

George: Six.

Peter: Figures. Go after your six pack pickup and enjoy your coyote morning.

by Ebullient Gideon July 23, 2011

Don't park me.

To control someone's success.

Boss- I'm lowering your commission. You're making too much money.

Salesman - Don't park me. I quit.

by Ebullient Gideon October 16, 2011

Pixie

A beautiful, sexy, ebullient, graceful, captivating, petite woman with short hair.

Though she was the smallest of the group of women, her beauty and style made her the most noticeable. A true pixie.

by Ebullient Gideon June 29, 2011

Theofascist

Theology based totalitarian government

Country X claims it's a republic, but it's really a theofascist state where religious leaders can trump elected officials.

by Ebullient Gideon July 21, 2011

On Site Audit

The point in Internet dating when two people agree to meet in person.

Jackie: You know that I guy I've talking to on that Internet dating site? Well, we're actually going to meet this Friday.

Linda: So, you finally screwed up enough courage for an on site audit.

by Ebullient Gideon July 21, 2011

Shovel Ready

When a man or woman is so needy for a relationship he/she will believe just about any bullshit to convince themselves they've found Mr/Ms Right.

Bill: See that woman at the end of the bar?
Bob: Yeah.
Bill: She is so desparate to have a boyfriend that you can easily bullshit your way into her panties. Go talk to her, she's shovel ready.

by Ebullient Gideon June 29, 2011