On Site Audit

The point in Internet dating when two people agree to meet in person.

Jackie: You know that I guy I've talking to on that Internet dating site? Well, we're actually going to meet this Friday.

Linda: So, you finally screwed up enough courage for an on site audit.

by Ebullient Gideon July 21, 2011

Six Pack Pickup

When a woman is so homely a man would not consider her until he had six beers.

George: I think that woman over there is hot.

Peter: Really? You gotta be kidding me. How many beers have you had?

George: Six.

Peter: Figures. Go after your six pack pickup and enjoy your coyote morning.

by Ebullient Gideon July 23, 2011

Theofascist

Theology based totalitarian government

Country X claims it's a republic, but it's really a theofascist state where religious leaders can trump elected officials.

by Ebullient Gideon July 21, 2011

Right side of the dirt

Alive. Not dead and buried.

Tom: I had a very bad car accident last week. Busted my leg.
Jill: At least you wound up on the right side of the dirt.

by Ebullient Gideon September 01, 2011

Don't park me.

To control someone's success.

Boss- I'm lowering your commission. You're making too much money.

Salesman - Don't park me. I quit.

by Ebullient Gideon October 16, 2011

Pixie

A beautiful, sexy, ebullient, graceful, captivating, petite woman with short hair.

Though she was the smallest of the group of women, her beauty and style made her the most noticeable. A true pixie.

by Ebullient Gideon June 29, 2011

Debride

When the groom breaks the engagement just before the wedding.

Jack: I just can't go through with the wedding tomorrow. Gotta call it off.

Bill: Uh, oh, here comes debride.

by Ebullient Gideon July 21, 2011