Definitions by Ebonyks

Top up sex 

An unofficial form of prostitution where (usually a woman) has money added to her prepaid cellphone in exchange for sex. Used on the island of St. Kitts and possibly other caribbean nations.

"What's up?'
"Oh, not much, my girl dropped by for some top up sex earlier"
"How much did you give her?"
"20 EC"

Top up sex by Ebonyks December 28, 2009

passion granny 

A term used to describe the transformation of elderly person to a born again Christian after witnessing Mel Gibson's 'Passion of the Christ'.

'Do you think your grandma will buy us wine again?'
'Naw, ever since she saw the passion of the christ, she won't buy me alcohol'
'She's such a passion granny'

passion granny by Ebonyks September 11, 2009

Kongai 

Online turn based collectible card game designed by Dan Sirlin. It is hosted on www.Kongregate.com, and a system to collect cards is integrated into kongregate.com

Man, i just got pwned at Kongai
Thank god cornelius got nerfed, he was uber-broken

Kongai by Ebonyks January 12, 2009

assphoon 

The results of a particularly bad case of indigestion. Its trademark is having both rain (diarrhea) and wind (gas).

After eating Chinese yesterday, I had one hell of an assphoon

assphoon by Ebonyks January 16, 2008

crazier than a fish with titties 

To be extremely crazy. Originates from part 13 of R.kelly's 'trapped in the closet', a epic 22 part 'hip-hopera' saga.

Smoking weed in here tron? that is crazier than a fish with titties!

crazier than a fish with titties by Ebonyks August 20, 2007