jesus juice

the cheap wine that is served with the jesus crackers at communion

At the Christian Church, my friends and I were excited when the jesus juice got passed around

by Ebag Nigel Gunther February 09, 2015

Anthony Caspanello

The leader of the new-age cult, Caspanelloism. Also well-known by his pseudonym, Thoy.

Being Caspanelloists, we worshipped Anthony Caspanello every day.

by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 07, 2015

McBeaner

An illegal immigrant who is employed at a McDonalds restaurant.

Don't work at McDonalds unless you know Spanish. There's a lot of McBeaners there!

by Ebag Nigel Gunther February 09, 2015

Caspanelloism

The religion founded by cult leader Anthony Caspanello.

The cultists left to go to their Caspanelloism meeting.

by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 07, 2015

bless your heart

1) A euphemism for "fuck you" commonly used by people who live in the southern United States.

2) An expression of pity used by southerners.

1) After I proved the southerner wrong, they looked me straight in the eye and said "bless your heart"

2) After I fell off my bicycle, the southern lady said, "bless your heart"

by Ebag Nigel Gunther February 09, 2015

black panthers

A group of black supremacists, originally started in 1966 to fight for black rights. Recently, they have developed a reputation as the polar opposites of the ku klux klan

Despite what people may believe, white people aren't the only racist people. Just look at the Black Panthers

by Ebag Nigel Gunther February 09, 2015

steamy shit sabotage

A Steamy Shit Sabotage is when a man coats his penis with shit and then shoves it up the female's vagina right after she queefs.

The man gave the woman a steamy shit sabotage.

by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 07, 2015