Definitions by Ebag Nigel Gunther

Anthony Caspanello 

The leader of the new-age cult, Caspanelloism. Also well-known by his pseudonym, Thoy.

Being Caspanelloists, we worshipped Anthony Caspanello every day.

Anthony Caspanello by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 7, 2015

Caspanelloism

The religion founded by cult leader Anthony Caspanello.

The cultists left to go to their Caspanelloism meeting.

Caspanelloism by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 7, 2015

steamy shit sabotage 

A Steamy Shit Sabotage is when a man coats his penis with shit and then shoves it up the female's vagina right after she queefs.

The man gave the woman a steamy shit sabotage.

steamy shit sabotage by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 7, 2015

Captain Crunch 

1) a corn and oat breakfast cereal invented in 1963 and sold by Quaker Oats. While being delicious, Captain Crunch has been well known for producing minor lacerations to the upper roof of the mouth. Also known as Cap'n Crunch.

2) A popular name for LSD in the 1960s. It was called this because acid was commonly sold on sugar cubes and Captain Crunch cereal in the late 1960s and early 1970s.

1) For breakfast, we ate the delicious Captain Crunch cereal.

2) We took some Captain Crunch and went on a crazy psychedelic trip.

Captain Crunch by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 7, 2015

bless your heart 

1) A euphemism for "fuck you" commonly used by people who live in the southern United States.

2) An expression of pity used by southerners.

1) After I proved the southerner wrong, they looked me straight in the eye and said "bless your heart"

2) After I fell off my bicycle, the southern lady said, "bless your heart"

bless your heart by Ebag Nigel Gunther February 9, 2015

black panthers

A group of black supremacists, originally started in 1966 to fight for black rights. Recently, they have developed a reputation as the polar opposites of the ku klux klan

Despite what people may believe, white people aren't the only racist people. Just look at the Black Panthers

black panthers by Ebag Nigel Gunther February 9, 2015

jesus juice 

the cheap wine that is served with the jesus crackers at communion

At the Christian Church, my friends and I were excited when the jesus juice got passed around

jesus juice by Ebag Nigel Gunther February 9, 2015