Eaton Holgoode's definitions
The performance of exceptionally sloppy wet oral sex on an extremely overweight or morbidly obese female.
Frank: What's up Carl? Did you go Hogging last night at the bar?
Carl: Hell yea broh. Picked me up the biggest one in the bar and took her home.
Frank: How was it?
Carl: I was French Kissing the Walrus all night. Almost drowned myself.
Carl: Hell yea broh. Picked me up the biggest one in the bar and took her home.
Frank: How was it?
Carl: I was French Kissing the Walrus all night. Almost drowned myself.
by Eaton Holgoode November 4, 2014
Get the French Kissing the Walrusmug. Continuous sexual activity of any nature that is performed over the course of several hours. Even several days. To be a marathon, only short breaks in sex play activity like short sleep breaks, a power nap, a food break, bathroom break or fluid wipe ups are permitted. Sexual marathons often result in extremely sore genetalia.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
Get the Sex Marathonmug. The sphincter, a.k.a. butt hole, when gas or shit or both are blowing out of the ass either due to the need for immediate pressure relief or a necessary bodily function. Use of the Purge Valve may often satisfy both.
Gary went to the all you can eat Chinese Buffet where he consumed a massive amount of beef and broccoli for dinner. A few hours later he was so bloated air began forcefully blowing out of his Purge Valve. He soon felt relief and his pants weren't so tight.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
Get the Purge Valvemug. by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
Get the Labial Hangersmug. by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
Get the Skunk Tittiesmug. The smell your side whore or prostitute leaves on your body, your junk and your clothes. The smell of sex.
Always the olfactory trigger that your steady girl or wife tries to sniff out when you get home. They have a nose for it.
A true player gets the whore stank off before he goes home.
Always the olfactory trigger that your steady girl or wife tries to sniff out when you get home. They have a nose for it.
A true player gets the whore stank off before he goes home.
I stopped at the gas station to wash my junk in the sink and take a french bath to get the whore stank off before meeting my wife for dinner.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Whore Stankmug. Rachel has the uterine flush so won’t be getting any tonight.
Her uterine flush was leaking through her maxi into her new white jeans.
Her uterine flush was leaking through her maxi into her new white jeans.
by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019
Get the Uterine Flushmug.