Scissor Lift

1. A back arching, hip lifting, mutual orgasm of two females scissoring. The point of climax is so intense that the contractions lift and raise each of the partners vaginas, locked in scissor, several inches up and off the bed or floor as they explode in ecstasy from this highly erotic, sexual act.

2. A construction or maintenance work platform. A type of platform that is motorized and moves up and down vertically using folding supports in a criss-cross or X pattern.
1. Fran and Sandy came home from the bar and quickly removed each other's clothes and engaged in some hot, wet scissor action. After rubbing each other to sloppy wet fervor, they screamed and both arched up off the bed in a climactic Scissor Lift.

2. Carl used a Scissor Lift to reach the burned out light bulbs located on the balcony of the second floor.
by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015
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Spumen

The simultaneous release of both sputum and semen. Typically occurs when one is home sick with a nasty respiratory infection and one tires to make himself feel better by repeatedly masturbating.
I went through 5 boxes of tissues today. Wow. You must have a lot of sputum. No. I had a lot of spumen. My Dick is sore and so is my chest. Nasty!!!
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
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Slick Baller

A male that obsessively keeps his scrotum shaved as smooth as a baby's bottom resulting in a glistening appearance.
Wow. The locker room is full of slick ballers today.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017
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Meat Mouth

A nasty, dirty, toothless prostitute, typically a crack whore or meth whore, that will suck any old dirty dick for drug money. Meat Mouth's may also be marked by herpes cold sores and excessive use of Carmex.
Don: Hey Frank. Let's head home. It's closing time and they are cutting us off.

Frank: Ok. But let's drive through the hood on the way home. I wanna spot that nasty two dollar crack ho. I need me a little Meat Mouth before I call it a night.
Don: Sounds good. Maybe I can get me a Hot Gummy too. But last time she blew me those lips were like sand paper. Hopefully this time she's a little more Carmexual this time.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2015
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Lemon Ring

The anus/bung hole that’s a little dirty and less than fresh. A little sweaty, mungy and ripe smelling.

Typically you don’t know your partner has a ripe ass until you go down on them for a little analingus and you pop back up after a couple of tongue punches to the fart box with the sour look on your face like you just sucked a lemon.
By the puckering of her lips, I could tell that Rachel just tongue punched my lemon ring. I ran for a quick shower to freshen up.
by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018
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Sloppin’ Mac

When ya hittin her pussy hard, usually from behind, and she is so sloppy and so wet ya fuck noise sounds like ya stirring a bowl of warm mac n cheese.
I could hear the sounds of my roommate sloppin’ mac last night.
by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018
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Cotton Excavation

When the underwear ride or are wedgied so far up, deep inside the ass crack you gotta dig them out.
I’ll be there in a minute. I gotta do a little cotton excavation.

I did a little cotton excavation. Now my finger gots the ass stank.
by Eaton Holgoode June 01, 2018
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