The old cock and balls. Sure to pacify and satisfy that hungry mouth and quiet one down to sounds of soft suckling and quiet coos of satisfaction.
The girl was a little too talkative last night so I gave her the meat pacifier. She was quite content thereafter till I nutted up her chin real good.
by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017
To receive a sloppy, wet blow job from an old woman. Preferably one that can pop out the dentures for a hot gummy.
Braaaaahhh. I got gammied at your grandma’s house last night. She baked me some cookies then gummed the hell out of my thin jimmy.
by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2017
Having Anal sex with a male or female that does not practice anal hygiene and fails to evacuate before participating in anal play.
Carl picked up a dude at the gay bar and took him home for sex. Thankfully he used a condom because it was Spooning Corn Fritters all night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015
The mixture of both semen and smegma. Typical found on a male with a cheesedick that’s a chronic wanker.
My roommate’s room always smells like smegmen.
I gave myself a good wank after not bathing for three weeks and there was a lot of smegmen.
I gave myself a good wank after not bathing for three weeks and there was a lot of smegmen.
by Eaton Holgoode February 03, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode November 22, 2015
Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
To have your scrotum lightly cupped and fondled by someone with silky smooth, almost buttery soft hands.
What's with you braaaahhh?
i came home on spring break last night. My step mom came in and was rubbing my back. The next thing I know she was butter cupping me. So I rolled over and gave it wank at the same time.
Twisted shit yo!!!!
i came home on spring break last night. My step mom came in and was rubbing my back. The next thing I know she was butter cupping me. So I rolled over and gave it wank at the same time.
Twisted shit yo!!!!
by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2015