Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Cream the Corn

Vigorously performed anal sex. Hitting up that corn hole hard and deep.

Rachel wants me to Cream the corn tonight. Imma tear that shit up

Her little pucker spot was all tore up. I love to Cream the corn.

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018

Stump Dump

A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.

My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.

by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017

Green Day

Not to be confused with the American punk rock band formed in 1987, Green Day is the slang term used for that final stage in a head cold or sinus infection during which copious amounts of green mucous and nasty phlegm and discharge come pouring from your nasal passages, throat and lungs. Green Day's arrival is generally a sign that better days are ahead and the wretched demon virus is nearing the end of its course.

Constance was stricken with a wicked virus and her sinus was clogged for over a week. She was excited and welcomed the arrival of Green Day and she started to get some relief although it was quite phlegmy for a while.

by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2014

Scro-Yo

Scrotal yogurt aka Scro-Yo. Man gravy. Nut custard. Just another addition to the many fine names for male semen.

I swear the bish said she was hungry for some Scro-Yo not Fro-Yo so I busted all over her face.

She drained my pump of every drop of Scro-Yo.

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018

Yukon Jacked

When a dirty prostitute or meth whore whips your dick out at the bus stop on a blistering cold winter day and gives you a vigorous down n dirty hand job for $5.

I was waiting for the downtown express the other morning when I got Yukon jacked. It was freezing but her hand was really warm. I think she was tripping.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Rub and Grub

When you do nothing but jack off and eat all day. Not necessarily in that order. Usually associated with a porn addiction.

I never see John any more. Has he been working a lot? Working? The guy's a rub and grub. He never leaves the house and he pays for his porn accounts with his food stamp money.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Slicks the Nut Hairs

To piss one off. A statement of anger or disgust.

They cancelled the band’s show tonight. They really slicks the nut hairs.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019