1065 definitions by Eaton Holgoode
That guy I fucked last night had a pickle skin. I may need to get tested.
Doc my dick is all cankered. What is it? You got pickle skin. Will have to write you a script.
Doc my dick is all cankered. What is it? You got pickle skin. Will have to write you a script.
by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017
When you scratch an itch located in a body crack, crevice or orifice and your fingers acquire a cheesy, odiferous smell.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
Two hot lesbians grinding their labias in the throws of hot, wet sex. By hand, by didlo, by scissor or mouth it’s a lab slapping good time.
At 11:00 pm every night the hot lesbos next door start to lab slap.
Although they met at the library to study, Carla took Amy back to the dorm and gave her a lab slap till she came.
Although they met at the library to study, Carla took Amy back to the dorm and gave her a lab slap till she came.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017
Smegma. Penile cream cheese. Knob cheese. Dick cheese. Ripe and typically under the foreskin and around the bellend.
by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018
The dirty feeling and slightly off taste left on the tongue after a vigorous session of eating an ass that was not a clean as one first thought. But the heat of the moment kept you in the game tongue punching it like a fat kid eating candy.
Rachel left me with the mustard tongue this morning. Should have waited for her to shower.
That dirty whore I picked up last night was filthy. She left me with mustard tongue.
That dirty whore I picked up last night was filthy. She left me with mustard tongue.
by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017
When your girl generously slathers up your cock and balls with creamy holiday egg nog and proceeds to blow you like a Christmas horn until you bust one out.
Jane gave me the old eggknob last night. My taint is still a little sticky.
Your mum gives the best eggknob braaaahhhh. Merry Christmas to me.
Your mum gives the best eggknob braaaahhhh. Merry Christmas to me.
by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017