1065 definitions by Eaton Holgoode

A disease riddled, genital wart covered penis.
That guy I fucked last night had a pickle skin. I may need to get tested.

Doc my dick is all cankered. What is it? You got pickle skin. Will have to write you a script.
by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017
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When you scratch an itch located in a body crack, crevice or orifice and your fingers acquire a cheesy, odiferous smell.
I had a cheese itch. I need to wash my fingers.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
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Two hot lesbians grinding their labias in the throws of hot, wet sex. By hand, by didlo, by scissor or mouth it’s a lab slapping good time.
At 11:00 pm every night the hot lesbos next door start to lab slap.

Although they met at the library to study, Carla took Amy back to the dorm and gave her a lab slap till she came.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017
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Smegma. Penile cream cheese. Knob cheese. Dick cheese. Ripe and typically under the foreskin and around the bellend.
I pulled back my foreskin and spotted a motherload of pencil cheese.
by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018
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The dirty feeling and slightly off taste left on the tongue after a vigorous session of eating an ass that was not a clean as one first thought. But the heat of the moment kept you in the game tongue punching it like a fat kid eating candy.
Rachel left me with the mustard tongue this morning. Should have waited for her to shower.

That dirty whore I picked up last night was filthy. She left me with mustard tongue.
by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2018
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No anal for you tonight. I'm all hemmed.

Go get some Prep H and bend over.
by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017
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When your girl generously slathers up your cock and balls with creamy holiday egg nog and proceeds to blow you like a Christmas horn until you bust one out.
Jane gave me the old eggknob last night. My taint is still a little sticky.

Your mum gives the best eggknob braaaahhhh. Merry Christmas to me.
by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017
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