Ground-Round

When you anal sex up your girls ass with such vim and vigor that it leaves her beautiful round, brown sphincter resembling ground hamburger.

I tore her shit up last night braaaaahhhh. Her winker was like raw hamburger. She loves that ground-round feeling.

by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2017

Defecatory Prowess

The ability of one to exercise extreme control over their bowels and to control their defecation even when faced with the most explosive diarrhea and wet gas and wet shits.

Dan's lunch was not agreeing with him. He was fearful that the salmon salad was a bit off as it had sat out too long. The meeting he was in was not going to end any time soon. In spite of the sloshing and gurgling of his lower intestine, Dan showed extreme Defecatory Prowess and lasted the entire meeting bofore sprinting to the nearest Men's room where he had a assplosion which results in a severe case of Collateral Shittage.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

Taint Musk

The ripe, musky scent of a hot and sweaty or unbathed male taint.

Sheila is coming over tonight and going to slob my knob. I haven't showered for five days so her chin is going to wallow in my taint musk.

by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017

Buttered Up

Well lubricated for sex or masturbation.

I can't rub one out unless I'm buttered up.

She was buttered up when I got home so I had to tap dat.

This KY warming gel is the best way to butter up.

by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017

Mud Hound

A male that is relentless in his pursuits of male on female anal sex. It consumes the fiber of his very being and is a lifetime quest to have anal sex.

Dana: Hey Chloe. How are things with Dave? You all have been going out now for about a month.

Chloe: He's out. I'm on to the next.
Dana: Why?
Chloe: That guy is a Mud Hound. He was after my back door from day one. That's a one way highway for me girlfriend.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

Rigor Dick

That coveted erectile state whereby your cock stays rigid and hard, even after ejaculation, allowing you to give her the D all night log.

I shagged her till she passed out braaaahhh. I had the rigor dick last night. She can't walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

Ruff Tugger

A hand job or masturbation of the penis without lubrication. A rough, dry wank. Usually done when your just need a quick nut.

My balls were aching so I snuck in the shitter for a ruff tugger.

Rachel gave me a ruff tugger in the theater during the previews.

by Eaton Holgoode February 03, 2018