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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Pork Hammock 

When you stretch your ballsack skin out flat and taut and your flaccid penis rests upon it. An ideal serving suggestion for presenting your cock to your lover’s hungry mouth.
Rachel wanted to blow my knob so I gave her the pork hammock.

My roommate walked around the house doing the pork hammock.

I did a little pork hammock last night in the mirror. I was bored.
Pork Hammock by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018

Ring Cheese 

The amalgam of sweat, fecal remnants and toilet paper fragments around the anal oring. Ring cheese is what makes that ass so ripe.
Her ring cheese was so thick I sent her to the shower.
Ring Cheese by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2018

Tight Sleeve

Reference to a tight, snug bodily orifice penetrated during sexual intercourse. Namely the vagina or the anus.
Not only did her sweet little pussy taste good, it was one tight sleeve.

I came home blasted last night and my roommate put it to me in my tight sleeve.

Rachel likes it in her tight sleeve. Which one? Both braaaaaaahhh!!!
Tight Sleeve by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2018

Man Beets 

My man beets are all sweaty. Wanna lick?

I like pulling on my man beets.

I shave my man beets.
Man Beets by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2018
A perky set of pink, female nipples.
I’m horny. Come suck on my pinkers.
Pinkers by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2018

Scoop Anal 

When your anal sex partner’s bowel is so full of feces that your dick just scoops the shit out with each thrust and stroke. One nasty ass fuck.
I hit that whore’s ass last night. She was tight but it was scoop anal. Went through three gak towels just for the shit.

I was troweling mud last night with that scoop anal.
Scoop Anal by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2018

Squeeze Soup 

Pure, explosive, liquid shit blasting from the ass.
I’m so sick. I can’t hold this squeeze soup any longer.

Drank too much last night. Squeeze soup today.

I dropped off some squeeze soup and didn’t flush.
Squeeze Soup by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2018