by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2018
When one's winker (bunghole) is moist with sweat creating a wet environment with a ripe booty juice.
Carla worked her cardio routine on the gym stair master for over an hour. With each rising step she could feel the sweat dripping down giving her one really wet winker.
by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015
I hooked up with Ashleigh last night. Did you poncho up? No why? Better go ahead and make a doctor appointment.
I always poncho up before having sex with a prostitute.
My mom found my stash of rubbers. She told my dad but he was glad that I knew to poncho up.
I always poncho up before having sex with a prostitute.
My mom found my stash of rubbers. She told my dad but he was glad that I knew to poncho up.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
I nutted up Charleen real good last night after which he gave me a nice member mingle for about 20 minutes till I passed out.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016
Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.
I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
A red penis.
My dog hog is sore today.
Braaaaahhh what’s with the dog hog? You better get that checked out. Yea you are right. I think that prostitute may have had something.
Braaaaahhh what’s with the dog hog? You better get that checked out. Yea you are right. I think that prostitute may have had something.
by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2018