Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Pork Hammock
When you stretch your ballsack skin out flat and taut and your flaccid penis rests upon it. An ideal serving suggestion for presenting your cock to your lover’s hungry mouth.
Rachel wanted to blow my knob so I gave her the pork hammock.
My roommate walked around the house doing the pork hammock.
I did a little pork hammock last night in the mirror. I was bored.
My roommate walked around the house doing the pork hammock.
I did a little pork hammock last night in the mirror. I was bored.
Pork Hammock by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018
Ring Cheese
The amalgam of sweat, fecal remnants and toilet paper fragments around the anal oring. Ring cheese is what makes that ass so ripe.
Ring Cheese by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2018
Tight Sleeve
Reference to a tight, snug bodily orifice penetrated during sexual intercourse. Namely the vagina or the anus.
Not only did her sweet little pussy taste good, it was one tight sleeve.
I came home blasted last night and my roommate put it to me in my tight sleeve.
Rachel likes it in her tight sleeve. Which one? Both braaaaaaahhh!!!
I came home blasted last night and my roommate put it to me in my tight sleeve.
Rachel likes it in her tight sleeve. Which one? Both braaaaaaahhh!!!
Tight Sleeve by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2018
Scoop Anal
When your anal sex partner’s bowel is so full of feces that your dick just scoops the shit out with each thrust and stroke. One nasty ass fuck.
I hit that whore’s ass last night. She was tight but it was scoop anal. Went through three gak towels just for the shit.
I was troweling mud last night with that scoop anal.
I was troweling mud last night with that scoop anal.
Scoop Anal by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2018
Squeeze Soup
I’m so sick. I can’t hold this squeeze soup any longer.
Drank too much last night. Squeeze soup today.
I dropped off some squeeze soup and didn’t flush.
Drank too much last night. Squeeze soup today.
I dropped off some squeeze soup and didn’t flush.
Squeeze Soup by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2018