Brewing a Bubbler

That impending, wet, explosive hangover shit. The gut churns, growles and sloshes whilst brewing up the inevitable release. More than one bubbler is very common. Tends to leave the oring sore, tender and burning.

I partied way to hard last night. I’m brewing a bubbler right now.

I don’t feel well. I’m brewing a bubbler.

I was brewing a bubbler and didn’t quite make it. Now I got a little trouser pudding.

by Eaton Holgoode May 03, 2018

Bean Scalper

A female that shaves her snatch smooth.

I was quite surprised in the locker room today. Saw so many bean scalpers. I feel like a Sasquatch Crotch.

by Eaton Holgoode July 26, 2016

Stuffed Mud

Extremely pleasurable anal sex between a M/F or M/M.

Candy decided to call Mary's old boyfriend Carl and seek out a date. Mary said he was a bungophile and given that Candy loves a little Stuffed Mud, it was a match meant to be.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

Case of Beef

Any situation, such as at a house party, event, nightclub or bar, where the ratio of males to females is excessively high rendering absolutely horrendous odds of ever scoring a piece of ass (with a female anyway). Also known as a sausage party or sausage fest.

Hey broohhhh. We are headed over to Frank's house party. Heard it was rocking.

Ya heard wrong braaaahhh. Just left. It's a case of beef over there.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015

Lid to the Fart Box

The anus. The sphincter. The balloon knot. The butthole.

Damn it stinks in here like ass. Who in here is rotten and opened the lid to the fart box?

My lid to the fart box is a little tender today. Did anal last night for the first time.

I think I need a rewipe. The lid to the fart box is a tad itchy right now.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018

Binder Knot

An alternative way describe being in a constipated state. A Binder Knot is a clogged colon resulting in severe constipation also known as sewer capped. Having a Binder Knot is usually a result of the lack of fiber combined with ingesting copious amounts of cheese, ice cream and other dairy products medically known to be "binding" and constipating.

Howard hosted a playoff party for all of his Green Bay Packer friends. As part of the game day spread, Howard prepared a smorgasbord including pounds and pounds of various Wisconsin cheeses. After Green Bay blew their chances to go to the Super Bowl, Howard went on an unprecedented cheese eating bender and consumed almost five pounds of ripe Stilton. The next morning he found himself seated on the shitter, grabbing the sides of the toilet and straining to release the biggest Binder Knot he had ever encountered.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2015

Let’s Pull the Plug

Convincing your menstruating girlfriend to pull that rag out and give up the pussy

C’mon baby. You know I love you. Let’s pull the plug. I can’t beat off again.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2017