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Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Hair Berries

Ass hairs with tiny knots on the ends. Typically found in multiples. Hard to pluck and remove and often dangle.
I went down to eat that homeless woman’s ass in the alley and it was nothing but a stank ass forest full of hair berries.

Things were getting a little wooly for me so Sonja trimmed all
my hair berries last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 29, 2018
mugGet the Hair Berriesmug.

Slip Dip

Sex lubricant. Used to help slip it in and penetrate when it’s tight, dry or both.
I keep a tube of slip dip in the nightstand so I don’t have to dry crack Rachel every night.

I shagged the milf next door. She was so dry I had to use some slip dip.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
mugGet the Slip Dipmug.

Deep Hanger

Rachel and I were locked in a hot 69 with her on top and as I was eating her, her brown eye opened and she had a deep hanger.

My girlfriend cut the deep hangers out of my ass.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
mugGet the Deep Hangermug.

Mouth Pound

An rough, aggressive blow job similar to skull fucking. Usually involves thrusting the penis in and out and forced deep throating and oxygen deprivation. Highly pleasurable.
Sally loves the mouth pound. Im going to pound it as soon as I get home.
by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017
mugGet the Mouth Poundmug.

Faux Anal

Faux Anal is a sex act that must be performed with a female with long hair who does not allow her male partner to have anal sex with her.

To perform the female partner lies naked on her back. She then lifts her hair up and over her head and covers her face, neck and upper chest. This gives the appearance that she is actually laying on her back and looking at the back of her head. The male partner then has vaginal intercourse while in this position during which time he uses his imagination that he is actually having anal sex .
Wayne: Hey Braaaa! Did you ever get your girlfriend to let you pound her poop shoot?
Leroy: No Braaaaa! But I got a work around.
Wayne: How's that?
Leroy: She lets me perform Faux Anal.
Wayne: You got a great imagination Braaaaa.
by Eaton Holgoode July 1, 2009
mugGet the Faux Analmug.

Knuckle Custard

A busted load of jizz all over your fingers after rubbing one out.
Hand me my gak towel. I need to wipe up this knuckle custard.

I apparently didn’t wipe my hands good after jacking off this morning. I still got knuckle custard on them.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
mugGet the Knuckle Custardmug.

Smooth, Trim or Full On

The three primary classifications of pussy hair and vaginal tidiness.

Smooth is a bush that has been shaved completely leaving only baby smooth skin. A real plus for oral enthusiasts.

Trim is a partially shaved pussy and any remaining hair is tightly trimmed and very neat. May often appear as a V shape on the mons or in a landing strip pattern. Generally, the lips are hair free.

Full on is one hairy puss. No shaving or trimming is ever performed. There is typically thick hair from the taint to the pubis. Usually results in bozo hair and sasquatch crotch.

Classification status is usually determined once the panties are removed so may come as a surprise to a person based upon preconceived notions about what a pussy might look like.

For the more daring and adventurous, one could ask a female boldly if she is smooth, trim or full on. The response my be verbal or physical and may or may not answer the question.
I finally got into Rachel’s panties last night? Yea braaaaahhh was she smooth, trim or full on? She was full on broooohhh. It was like a wooly mammoth down here. I’m still spitting hair.

Excuse me miss. Yes? I can’t help but wonder. Are you smooth, trim or full on? Smooth as a baby’s bottom my good man. Smooth as a baby’s bottom.
by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018
mugGet the Smooth, Trim or Full Onmug.

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