At the point of climax during felatio, you blow your load gizz in the left eye of your lover, male or female, leaving them with a red, squinting and swollen eye giving the appearance of bad case of pink eye. Inspried by the reported pink eye of Bob Costas during the Sochi Olympics in 2014.
Roger: Hang on babe, I about to blow my load.
Sandy: Give it to me baby!
Roger: Ohhhhh yeaaaa!
Sandy: You just shot it all in my left eye!
Roger: That's it. Right there. Babe all up in that eye with a Bob Costas.
Sandy: I can't see!
Sandy: Give it to me baby!
Roger: Ohhhhh yeaaaa!
Sandy: You just shot it all in my left eye!
Roger: That's it. Right there. Babe all up in that eye with a Bob Costas.
Sandy: I can't see!
by Eaton Holgoode February 10, 2014
Her pubic thatch was so thick and Sasquatch like it took her forever to clean the nut I busted out of it.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
The performance of felatio, dome or head by a male or female without any teeth. The hallmark of a Hot Gummy is that is exceptionally wet, slobbery and skin to gum contact feels silky smooth.
Hot Gummies are most commonly performed by meth addicts and members of the geriatric community.
Hot Gummies are most commonly performed by meth addicts and members of the geriatric community.
Roger always enjoyed visiting his grandfather at the retirement home. During grandpa's nap time, Roger would troll the resident rooms until he found a willing granny to indulge him in his penchant for a Hot Gummy.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2014
Alright mutha fuckers who busted cheese? Nasty ass.
I just busted cheese in here so watch out. It’s thick.
This car reeks of busted cheese. So gross.
I just busted cheese in here so watch out. It’s thick.
This car reeks of busted cheese. So gross.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018
Have you seen Eric's new girlfriend? Yes. She's hot. I bet she has a sweet meat glove. I would love to get all up in that.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2009
When a dudes balls are ripe with a repugnant, ripe cheese smell. Often due to poor hygiene and sweat.
I went down to give him the best head of his life but gagged on his cheezyballs.
I just scratched my sack and now my fingers reek of cheezyballs.
I just scratched my sack and now my fingers reek of cheezyballs.
by Eaton Holgoode November 03, 2017
Another name for a Moist Flapper. A nasty, wet sounding fart that creates a noticeable flapping sound made by one's anal sphincter when releasing flatulence aka gas. The flapping sound is most often, but not always, caused by the presence of wet gas or loose stool or from the occurrence of a shart. Sometimes, the flap is simply caused by the sheer force of the gaseous expulsion.
Feeling a little irregularity in his digestive system, Carl found himself rushing from his sales meeting to relieve himself of his explosive Flapulence in the executive washroom. After release, he gave himself a quick courtesy wipe just make sure he didn't get any Moose Jelly or skid marks in his grunders.
by Eaton Holgoode September 19, 2015