Eaton Holgoode's definitions
I had just drawn a hot bath and was soaking my tired muscles when I did a beef twerp and a brown slick bubbled to the surface.
by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019
Get the Beef Twerpmug. Taking your lunch break at the local park and getting a vigorous hand job from a homeless vagrant while noshing on your PB & J with the crust trimmed.
I’m so full and satisfied from lunch today. Cool. What did you have? The lunch break special down at 5 Points Park.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
Get the Lunch Break Specialmug. Any improvised device used for the purpose of sexual stimulation and/or masturbation. To be considered a Diddledo, the device's primary functioning purpose must not be for sexual gratification. For example, a hairbrush, a spoon handle, a toothbrush or a chair leg would all qualify as a Diddledos when they are used to diddle one's self to a euphoric state of sexual bliss.
Having become bored with her customary routine of self-pleasuring with her fingers, Jane decided to be adventurous and used her new Martha Stewart Collection spoon handle as a Diddledo and made herself squirt.
by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015
Get the Diddledomug. The swollen state of rawness, redness and soreness of one's anus after male on male bareback anal sex. Most common in instances of a large male top and a tight and tiny bottom.
Tim to his lover Frank: Last night was great. Your ass was so tight. I want some more right now.
Frank: Sorry but I cant. Need to recover. You got me Choirboy Raw down there.
Frank: Sorry but I cant. Need to recover. You got me Choirboy Raw down there.
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2015
Get the Choirboy Rawmug. The Bellagio Effect is the drenching, wet squirt of orgasmic, ejaculatory juices that blasts out and flows from the vagina of a female squirt queen. Bellagio Show is coined after the world famous water show at the Fountains of Bellagio in Las Vegas, NV.
The Bellagio Effect is slang terminology used by some members of the porn industry to describe female squirters.
The Bellagio Effect is slang terminology used by some members of the porn industry to describe female squirters.
Tim: What's up bro! How was your date last night with Rhonda?
Clark: It was a crazy night Yo!!!
Tim: How so?
Clark: We banged all night at her place. That chick came over and over again. Every time she came it was The Bellagio Effect! Not a dry thread on the bed Braaaaa!!
Tim: Wow! Sounds wet and wild. Better bring your rain coat next time!
Clark: It was a crazy night Yo!!!
Tim: How so?
Clark: We banged all night at her place. That chick came over and over again. Every time she came it was The Bellagio Effect! Not a dry thread on the bed Braaaaa!!
Tim: Wow! Sounds wet and wild. Better bring your rain coat next time!
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2014
Get the The Bellagio Effectmug. When a male unzips and pulls his scrotum skin aka turkey skin through the fly and walks around with it dangling like a turkey’s waddle. A non-taut, soft, dangly scrotum is required.
Note: Only scrotal skin is displayed. The testicles are never pulled outside the fly.
Note: Only scrotal skin is displayed. The testicles are never pulled outside the fly.
I walked around the grocery store with the turkey waddle.
I walked into my job interview with the turkey waddle. I was hired immediately.
I walked into my job interview with the turkey waddle. I was hired immediately.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
Get the The Turkey Waddlemug. The tender, swollen condition of the anal sphincter or the vagina after a punishing round of sexual intercourse. May also be a result of a brutal case of liquid fire diarrhea.
I can’t hardly sit today. That punishing anal session this morning has left me with raw hole.
I can’t eat at the house of curry anymore. The raw hole is too much to handle. My oring is tender the next day after the fire shits.
I can’t eat at the house of curry anymore. The raw hole is too much to handle. My oring is tender the next day after the fire shits.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
Get the Raw Holemug.