Gutter Snot

Similar to a cream pie. A hot, thick load of male semen dripping from a well fucked vagina aka gutter
I left Rachel on the living room floor dripping with gutter snot.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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Dry Clam

A female vagina unable to self-lubricate naturally.
Mary has a dry clam. There's no smackin that till you get the KY jelly.
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
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Dry Crack

Jordan loves anal sex and prefers to dry crack his girlfriend rather than lube up before entry.
by Eaton Holgoode July 04, 2009
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Popped Clam

A gaping pussy. Typically, post coitus with an endowed partner or large sexual device. May also pop the clam from fisting.
Rachel got out her hand mirror to look at her gaping popped Clam after Tyrone beat her guts for over an hour.
by Eaton Holgoode March 05, 2019
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Silk Sock

A smooth, non-ribbed condom.
She won’t let me do her unless I’m wearing a silk sock.

The silk sock feels for lifelike.
by Eaton Holgoode February 05, 2018
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Squirt Cork After Burst

See squirt cork. The Squirt Cork After Burst occurs several hours after the initial release of the compacted turd. The after burst is the unanticipated, unexpected follow up liquid bowel blast that continues the assplosion after the initial release from the earlier squirt cork.
Leroy finally worked out the squirt cork that had been blocking him up and holding liquid feces in his bowels for days. After exploding diarrhea on the toilet for an hour, he thought he was finished. Four hours later, his brow started sweating and gut started wrenching. He immediately ran to the rest room and exploded a wet, soupy mess in the toilet with a Squirt Cork After Burst.
by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2009
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Plug and Tug

A male act of self-pleasure whereby a girthy object, I.e., a butt plug or dildo, is inserted into the rectum followed by a hardcore wank to orgasm. Known to stimulate the purple plum.
Every day after class, Roger would hurry back to his dorm for a quick plug and tug before his roomies got home.
by Eaton Holgoode November 09, 2015
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