Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Lemon Skeet 

When you bust a nut (skeet) so hard as you jizz your face looks like you are sucking on a mouthful of lemons.

Roger did a lemon skeet last night.

I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.

Lemon Skeet by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Scat Trap 

A sex partner with a filthy anal/rectal area. You typically find out your with a scat trap after you are deep into anal intercourse and bad shit dick is an understatement. You are trapped between pulling out or riding it out.

That nasty whore Savanna was a scat trap. But I just keep pounding away.

Rachel is a filthy scat trap.

Scat Trap by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Farmer’s Breakfast 

When you wake her up, plow every hole and plant your seed deep in each one.

Sorry I’m late today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning.

Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.

Farmer’s Breakfast by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Kilauea Ass 

An asshole that erupts with fiery, explosive, liquid shits. Rectal lava, if you will. Capable of destroying one’s bunghole and every toilet encountered.

Those wings were a mistake. I’ve had Kilauea Ass all day.

This flu is the worst. My bunghole looks like raw hamburger thanks to Kilauea Ass.

Kilauea Ass by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Rectal Lava 

Pure fire, burning, explosive diarrhea. Induced by flu, illness or really questionable dietary choices.

The dude in the next stall was begging for the rectal lava to stop pouring from his ass.

My hole feels like it’s got third degree burns from that rectal lava.

Rectal Lava by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Hofession 

When a slut finally confesses to being an absolute whore and embraces her cock loving lifestyle.

It was long overdue but Rachel finally have a hofession last night and is now embracing her inner slut.

Hofession by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Raw Hole 

The tender, swollen condition of the anal sphincter or the vagina after a punishing round of sexual intercourse. May also be a result of a brutal case of liquid fire diarrhea.

I can’t hardly sit today. That punishing anal session this morning has left me with raw hole.

I can’t eat at the house of curry anymore. The raw hole is too much to handle. My oring is tender the next day after the fire shits.

Raw Hole by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018