Eaton Holgoode's definitions
When two straight buddies party so hard to the point of blackout that they wake up the next morning naked, next to each other, holding each other’s peens with no recollection of any of the events that lead to this shameful position of regret. Typically only the words “Dude, WTF?!!” are uttered upon waking and nary to be spoke of again.
Dude, WTF?!! I’m holding your peen. What happened? I don’t know but nary shall we ever speak of this again or to anyone. This peenicularhomocide will be our secret.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018
Get the Peenicularhomocidemug. To masturbate oneself while taking a shit. Simultaneous masturbation and defecation. The ultimate dual release.
After years of marriage, Carl's wife finally figured out her husband takes an excessively long time in the bathroom because he loves to Shitsturbate.
by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2016
Get the Shitsturbatemug. A penis that has not been washed for days and after multiple sexual encounters with various women with questionable hygienic standards.
After being strung out for over two weeks, Carl finally sobered up to find his penis stuck to his inner thigh and the repugnant odor of a fisherman’s knob.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
Get the Fisherman’s Knobmug. by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015
Get the Grandpa's War Gogglesmug. by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
Get the Pinkunsmug. by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018
Get the Louisiana Mud Henmug. A ripe, girthy turd birthed after a particularly overly starchy meal. Most commonly, excessive corn
consumption.
consumption.
I had a blast at the fall corn festival this year. Roasting corn, kettle corn, corn fritters, corn relish, corn nuggets, you name it. I was obviously not alone enjoying the fall bounty because those portable shitters at the event were full of corn babies and I dropped my own corn baby right on top the blue water for the next person to admire.
by Eaton Holgoode October 4, 2018
Get the Corn Babymug.