A required mid-workout wipe of one's anus due to excessive sweat causing a uncomfortable itchy anal region. May also be exacerbated by greasy, wet farts induced by excessive protein intake.
Braaaaaahhh I got a great pump going here but I'm gonna have to stop for a gym wipe. I'm all itchy and a little greasy. Got the protein farts.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
Rachel’s got the Gucci sleeve. I’m a hit it tonight.
I like high priced call girls for the best Gucci sleeve money can buy.
I like high priced call girls for the best Gucci sleeve money can buy.
by Eaton Holgoode May 20, 2018
The automatic hardening and perking of the female nipples when at the grocery store shopping in the frozen food section.
Chaz: Dude, come with me down the frozen food isle.
Kurt: Why?
Chaz: I just saw two hotties opening up a display case near the Stouffer's dinners. We are about to see some hot Frozen Food Nubbies.
Kurt: Sweeeeeet!!
Kurt: Why?
Chaz: I just saw two hotties opening up a display case near the Stouffer's dinners. We are about to see some hot Frozen Food Nubbies.
Kurt: Sweeeeeet!!
by Eaton Holgoode June 25, 2009
by Eaton Holgoode January 06, 2018
Reference to a female slut that truly has no redeeming qualities other than when she's fat on her back getting smashed.
Hey braaaah are you dating the new cashier?
Are you kidding me? That chick is Better Off Flat. I'm just smashin' it brooohhhh!
Are you kidding me? That chick is Better Off Flat. I'm just smashin' it brooohhhh!
by Eaton Holgoode October 29, 2015
One who is obsessed with female nipples. Worships the nipple and is mentally and physically aroused by this wonderful, fleshy erogenous zone.
My new boyfriend is a nippoleon. He cannot keep is hands and mouth off my perky nips.
I’m pretty sure my uncle keeps
his AC set at 62 cause he’s a nippoleon. It’s so cold when I’m there and my nips are rock hard.
As a bona fide nippoleon, I can say that the small nipples are truly the most sensitive.
I’m pretty sure my uncle keeps
his AC set at 62 cause he’s a nippoleon. It’s so cold when I’m there and my nips are rock hard.
As a bona fide nippoleon, I can say that the small nipples are truly the most sensitive.
by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
Firey, bung burning, explosive diarrhea. Like liquid acid pouring from your back door. Leaves the oring stinging for some period of time.
by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017