Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Special on Aisle 3 

When she drops and flops your penis her mouth for some fast head in the snack food aisle at the grocery store and you bust a fat nut down her chin leaving her dripping custard all the way to the express checkout.

Overhead Speaker: Stockboy with a mop to snack foods. There’s a special on aisle 3.

Bitch done dropped and gave me a special on aisle 3. All I wanted was some Doritos.

Special on Aisle 3 by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018

Fisherman’s Codsack 

A dude’s hot, sweaty ball sack aka codsack that has become drawn in nice and taut and has a bit of a salty twang.

Had a bit of a fisherman’s codsack after that workout. But Rachel was licking them taut balls like a cow on a salt lick.

Fisherman’s Codsack by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018

Flextard 

That person at the gym that spends 10 minutes lifting weights and 30 minutes admiring their flex poses in the mirrors.

Flextard over there is having a great workout. He made some gains today.

Flextard by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2018

Gambler’s Old Fashioned 

Intentionally getting an old fashioned (hand job) in risky situations and places where the likelihood of being caught is extremely high and risky. The thrill of gambling with getting caught combined with the physical pleasure of a vigorous handy is intoxicating.

Rachel was picking out bananas with one hand and giving me a gambler’s old fashioned with the other in the produce isle at the Walmart.

I shot my custard all over the blackboard in class just before the bell. That gambler’s old fashioned is incredible.

I’m pretty sure the drive thru chick at Starbucks realized I was getting a gambler’s old fashioned when Rachel was ordering a vanilla latte.

Gambler’s Old Fashioned by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2018

Tokyo Tapioca 

When the masseuse at the Asian massage parlor gets on a rides your stiff one eye for an extra Ben Franklin and her last appointment’s nut load starts to run down your knob.

I hope my massage this week just ends with a happy ending and not Tokyo Tapioca like last time.

After working my shoulders, I slipped her a quick Ben. Next thing I know she’s on top riding me cowgirl with the Tokyo Tapioca coating my cock n balls.

Tokyo Tapioca by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2018

Brown Button

The anus. The oring. The bung hole. The balloon knot. The lid to the fart box.

I was tongue punching her brown button last night.

Her brown button was ripe and musky.

I’m sorry babe. It was dark. I couldn’t see. I swear I didn’t intend to poke your brown button.

Brown Button by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018

Steamy Bung Chowder 

Bad case of the shits. Typically, hallmarked by thick, watery, semi-solid shit.

Braaaaaahhhh I can’t go. I got steamy bung chowder.

I partied all night last night and got steamy bung chowder today.

Some dude in the stall next to me had steamy bung chowder.

Steamy Bung Chowder by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018