Eaton Holgoode's definitions
When your girl wakes you up from a deep sleep by grinding her pussy on your thigh and hip. This results in almost instant rigidity and you roll over and give her the smashing she's aching for.
You look tired braaaaahh. Feel ok?
Feel great broohhhh. Just the lingering effects of a 3 a.m. Wake Up Call.
Feel great broohhhh. Just the lingering effects of a 3 a.m. Wake Up Call.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2016
Get the 3 a.m. Wake Up Callmug. A Butler's Wipe references clean up services provided by a male after wet, jizz filled sex sessions. The Butler's Wipe is performed when sex juices are wiped and cleaned from the body and orifices of the other sexual partner or partners. Cleaning is performed using a traditional gak towel or doddle rag. While the Butler's Wipe is most often performed by the male partner in one on one sexual activity, Butler Wipes can be provided to multiple partners. In sex group settings and orgies, sex party participants often designate one male individual specifically to provide Butler Wipes throughout the party serving clean up for all orgy participants.
Reed banged his girlfriend Leslie for hours until they both exploded their love loads. Leslie was covered from stem to stern with Reed's man gravy. Because Reed is a gracious, serving lover, he pulled out the doddle rag from under the bed and gave Leslie a Butler's Wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2014
Get the Butler's Wipemug. I was quite surprised in the locker room today. Saw so many bean scalpers. I feel like a Sasquatch Crotch.
by Eaton Holgoode July 26, 2016
Get the Bean Scalpermug. That impending, wet, explosive hangover shit. The gut churns, growles and sloshes whilst brewing up the inevitable release. More than one bubbler is very common. Tends to leave the oring sore, tender and burning.
I partied way to hard last night. I’m brewing a bubbler right now.
I don’t feel well. I’m brewing a bubbler.
I was brewing a bubbler and didn’t quite make it. Now I got a little trouser pudding.
I don’t feel well. I’m brewing a bubbler.
I was brewing a bubbler and didn’t quite make it. Now I got a little trouser pudding.
by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018
Get the Brewing a Bubblermug. Extremely loose, wet stool that is induced by drinking too much wine of any variety. Wine Shits are known for their extremely rancid, stench and shit vapors bouquet. The remnant smell of Wine Shits is known to linger for extended periods of time and are most often encountered in office restrooms on Monday mornings after the office's resident wine connoisseurs have been on a weekend bender.
No one wanted to use the Men's restroom on Monday morning. Ron was well known for making his usual early morning arrival and sharing a wicked smelling case of the Wine Shits from his weekend wine bender.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015
Get the Wine Shitsmug. Grabbing the penile head and intentionally pulling your stiff, hard, rigid cock to the side (left or right, your choice) the releasing it to quickly snap back and slap the cheek, lips or forehead of your girl. Typically done just before she gobbles the knob for a little hot oral. Repeat as desired.
Why is your cheek so read? Frank gave me about a dozen turkey snaps this morning before I sucked him off. That may leave a bruise.
by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017
Get the Turkey Snapmug. When a male, typically in his 20's or 30's, receives a hand job from an elderly, geriatric male or geriatric female.
Frank went to Walmart and with a little sweet talk, picked up an old lady in the pharmacy department. She accompanied him to his car in the parking lot where she graciously gave Frank a Geri-Jerk before resuming her shopping for adult diapers and fiber pills.
by Eaton Holgoode September 15, 2015
Get the Geri-Jerkmug.