Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Whoreing

Availaling onself for sexual activity. Regardless or partner, time, place or sexual act, one who is whoreing does it all.

Braaaaaahhh. Is your mom home or is she out whoreing again?

by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017

Texas Butter Churn

Getting vigorously and deeply fisted by a partner with an arm lubricated up to the elbow. The rapid action churns out a frothy amalgam with the consistency of fresh butter.

Did you hear about Jorge? He went out on his break to smoke a fatty and wound up getting a Texas Butter Churn from that bum that sleeps behind the dumpster.

Rachel took a Texas Butter Churn last night like a champ. Her oring looked like a spread of Country Crock Butter.

by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

Beef Chipper

A snaggle toothed prostitute with a busted up grill.

Stay away from that prostitute broooohhh. She's a beef chipper. She's known to gnaw it raw.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Buffalo Blowout

The most heinous of all rectal explosions. A firey, stinging release of wet shit caused by too many chicken wings and draft beer.

I didn't make to half time during the Super Bowl this year before I had a Buffalo Blowout.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Gorilla Pits

A female with very hairy, unshaven armpits. A turn on for some that like their ladies hirsute.

I couldn't wait to suck on Brenda's big ole titties but when she took her top off she had gorilla pits.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

Birth One

Taking a massive shit. To gestate and birth a turd of notable size and proportion.

I’m headed to the shitter. I’m fixing to birth one.

I just had an ass splitter. I knew I was about to birth one. The turtle was peaking earlier.

Eating all this curry guarantees I’ll birth one that’s real wet.

by Eaton Holgoode December 19, 2018

Grub Digging

Anal sex with a dirty, smelly, unclean partner. Typically a vagrant or homeless person.

I need to go home and shower. I did a little grub digging with that homeless lady and frankly, I can’t get the remnants or the stink off just with a whore’s bath.

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018