A semi-erect or semi-flaccid penis (depends upon your outlook you know glass half empty or glass half full).
My economics teacher gives me a Flubb-Chubb.
Rachel was grinding into my cock n balls the whole concert but I only got a Flubb-Chubb.
My uncle tried to give me a handy last night but I only got a Flubb-Chubb.
Rachel was grinding into my cock n balls the whole concert but I only got a Flubb-Chubb.
My uncle tried to give me a handy last night but I only got a Flubb-Chubb.
by Eaton Holgoode November 05, 2018
When a group of male friends go out seeking to get laid but only wind up back home, drunk, rejected and sporting those achy blue balls and self-relief is the only option.
Are you guys back home? Yea come on over braaaaaahhh. Bring a 12 pack and come join the blue ball gala.
Despite spring break being the prime time to score some pussy, Brian and his friends ended up back at the hotel hosting yet another blue ball gala.
Despite spring break being the prime time to score some pussy, Brian and his friends ended up back at the hotel hosting yet another blue ball gala.
by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018
The most vile, rotten and putrid flatulence that can be expelled from the human body. Rotulence is thick, pungent and engulfs all breathable air within the surrounding area. The odiferous stench can linger for extended periods and often clings to the inside of the nose. Rotulence is noted for its inherent ability to induce gagging and retching in the individuals that come into contact with the rancid gas.
Roger and several of his friends set out for a weekend road trip. The lunch stop at Taco Bell later proved to be an ill fated move when Carl blasted several rounds of a fiery bean burrito induced Rotulence. Roger was forced to pull to the side of the road, roll down the windows and allow everyone out of the car to obtain breathable air. They later drove to a nearby gas station allowing Carl the opportunity to eradicate his rancid bowels.
by Eaton Holgoode August 12, 2015
When the lingual frenulum under your tongue is raw and sore from performing oral sex for a long period of time. Usually from lapping the labia or tongue punching the booty.
I can barely eat today. I got raw fren from eating Rachel’s box all night last night.
I tongue punched your mom’s fart box for two hours. Now I got one raw fren braaaaahhhh.
I tongue punched your mom’s fart box for two hours. Now I got one raw fren braaaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
Cum. Your man load. Man juice. Serving up your hot, creamy cum load to your girl and stringing it around her face like a warm cheesy fondue.
I took Sophie to the Melting Pot last night. She really enjoyed the fondue. But she really savored the mandue I fed her when we got home.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
The ripe smell of your bum hole left on your girls chin.
When your girl lays flat and you straddle her face so she can work and slobber up those balls from below during which time you gingerly zest up her chin as it innocently works its way in and around your bum.
When your girl lays flat and you straddle her face so she can work and slobber up those balls from below during which time you gingerly zest up her chin as it innocently works its way in and around your bum.
by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017
To erotically explore your partner's anus with a finger. Akin to the legend of the little Dutch boy poking his finger in the dike.
Sonja let out a squeal when Barry surprised her with a Dirty Dutchman. He was mid-knuckle deep before she knew what was happening.
by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2016