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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

The vaginal wetness and moisture that does not appear to be present until an object, finger, penis or other body part is stuck inside the vagina. After which, like a tap for tree sap, allows the wetness to flow out freely thus creating Vag Sap.
Hey dude. I hear your girlfriend has a dry snatch. No way braaa. It may seem that way but once you get a finger in there, nothing but pure Vag Sap. Sweet!
Vag Sap by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Uncle Knuckles 

For a female, Uncle Knuckles is the act of allowing an older male, preferably 10-20 years older than herself, to finger bang her pussy.
Hey Donna. What's the matter? You seem like you are day dreaming. Oh I am. I went to a bar last night and had me an Uncle Knuckles. How was it? He said it was finger licking good.

Bread Stick 

A term for a man's penis after having sex with a woman with a severe yeast infection.
Devon: Hey Braaaaaa! How was your date with Cindy last night? Get some?
Carlos: Yea man. I got some. I got more than I wanted actually.
Devon: How so, Braaaa?
Carlos: The dirty ho had a nasty yeast infection and didn't tell me. I wound up with a wicked Bread Stick.
Devon: That's rank ass nasty, Braaaa!
Bread Stick by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Chumming The Bathwater 

While taking a bath, a male furiously and vigorously masterbates over and over again dropping as many jizz oysters as he can in the bath and watching them float.
Jervis got home from school and decided to take a bath. After entering the tub, he decided to get himself off and started Chumming the Bathwater.

Arabian Oil Slick 

An Arabian Oil Slick is performed by first taking a massive, greasy shit and not wiping one's ass. This is then followed by dragging one's dirty ass across an area rug (preferably a Persian area rug). The ideal Arabian Oil Slick is a full line of shit remnants from end to end of the carpet. Often performed as a practical joke or for revenge.
Tony was tired of his room mate stealing his laundry change so he got his revenge by doing an Arabian Oil Slick on his roomy's brand new area rug.

Greasy Breakfast Link 

The Greasy Breakfast Link is a sexual act that is performed by slathering up your man meat with lube then slipping your stiff morning wood into your wife's or girlfriend's vagina waking her up to a little morning surprise.
Jordon grabbed his tube of KY Warming Gel from the night stand and lubed up his engorged knob. He then slipped it in his girlfrend Becky's tight meat glove and gave her a Greasy Breakfast Link.

Warming The Leftovers

The period of time that it takes to get a nasty whore warmed back up ready to bang the next guy after taking a break in between sex with multiple partners.
Walter: Dude, come in here and bang Cathy. It's your turn. Howard finished about 10 minutes ago.
Clarence: Is she ready to go?
Walter: Oh yea she is Warming The Leftovers.