Deveined

For a domineering female to completely strip, remove and destroy any shred of dignity you once had as a man and ability to do man things. To be brow beat by her sorry ass to the point you just don't give a fuck any more. Men that have been Deveined are easily detected by their scowled look, pathetic dress, virtual silence, lack of male friends and a non-existent social circle other than the shit she likes.
Within six months of marriage, Howard and been completely Deveined by his wife. He was left a silent, useless excuse for the male species.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
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House Salad

Hosting a house party whereby in addition to drinking, partying and other debauchery, you offer up your wife's or girlfriend's ass to your guests for a little hot, juicy, tangy tossed salad action.
Everyone always looked forward to the spread at Howard's Super Bowl party. While renowned for the food, his parties were best known for the serving up of the House Salad at half time. The ribs weren't the only thing served up tangy in the last half of the game.
by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2015
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Gropeopotamus

A greasy, fat white male pervert that is constantly on the hunt for cheap feel and grope of a nonchalant nature. Gropeopotamus are fround at shopping malls, grocery stores, play grounds, parks, concerts and sporting events. They are recognizable by their outdated, stained clothing, barrel-shaped beer guts, salivating mouths, nearly hairless bodies and stubby runt-like legs. The Gropeopotamus is aggressive and unpredictable and will grope and fondle adults and children of any sex, age or race. Gropeopotamus also smell like a mixture of musky sweat and aged cheese.
Cindy was enjoyed a day of shopping at the local mall until she and her friend Carla encounted a Gropeopotamus in the food court.
by Eaton Holgoode April 09, 2015
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English Tea Biscuit

When you are squatting over your old lady and steeping your balls real good in her mouth with a old fashioned tea bagging and you drop a hot turd on her chest.
Rachel was steeping my ballsack real good last night but was not overlay fond of the English tea biscuit.

I woke her up today to the sights, sounds and savory smells of an English tea biscuit.
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
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Bavarian Blitzer

When you blow lines of coke aka snow every hour for 24 hours straight.
Where the hell have you been? You look like hell. I was on a Bavarian blitzer. I couldn’t stop.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
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Gingerberries

When a ginger has horrific knotted up orange ass hairs aka dingleberries.
She was a smoking hot ginger and I took her home but she had the worst gingerberries one ever seen. Couldn’t lick her booty they were so thick.
by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018
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Steak Sandwhich

When you girl’s tits are too small for a titty fuck but you long for that titty fuck feeling so you roll her over, draw two nipples on her ass checks and slide your beef rapidly back and forth tween the buns till you nut on her back.
Rachel’s A cups are great for sucking but not so much for a titty fuck so she lets me do the steak sandwhich when I’m in the mood.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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