That coveted erectile state whereby your cock stays rigid and hard, even after ejaculation, allowing you to give her the D all night log.
by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017
A gaping anus. Achieved through fisting or sexual penetration with a girthy cock or sex toy. See gaping.
Rachel had some stretched ham when I left last night.
Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.
Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.
by Eaton Holgoode February 03, 2018
I downed a whole bag of roasted peanuts at the ball game last night. Needless to say I’m been droppin’ Charlie Brown all day today.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
I went down on that ho and got slapped with stank. I tried to pull back but she just shoved my face in there.
by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2017
When you have sweaty, sour smelling sex with a filthy homeless woman. The smells of filth and sex become so repugnant that you wretch and gag with each vigorous pump. But like an animal, you bang her till you dump a rope and toss her $5.
Once the food pantry closes it is time to scour the homeless camps for a little sour bagging.
WTF is the sour smell in this conference room? Sorry. I was sour bagging in the alley at lunch and didn’t have time to wash up.
WTF is the sour smell in this conference room? Sorry. I was sour bagging in the alley at lunch and didn’t have time to wash up.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
Stimulating your partner’s anus using only your nose. Known to he highly stimulating for the receiver and very aromatic for the giver.
I buried my nose deep in her ass crack and started bottle nosing. Her fragrance was intoxicating.
Rachel loves it when I start bottle nosing her balloon knot.
Rachel loves it when I start bottle nosing her balloon knot.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
An absolute mind melting hot babe that you would give your left nut to bang just one time, but will never be anything more to you other than a entry into your ever growing spank bank.
Stan: Have you checked out the new girl in accounting Carl? She is fucking hot. I am going to ask her out.
Carl: Funny braaaahhh you got no chance with that Deli Slice. Might as well just go rub one out right now cause you ain't touchin dat shit yo!
Carl: Funny braaaahhh you got no chance with that Deli Slice. Might as well just go rub one out right now cause you ain't touchin dat shit yo!
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015