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The traditional occurrence of a Dressing Gown Bobber except that the Frosh Bobber is exclusively associated with the a homosexual male Frosh sporting the "semi".
After sipping on his cup of Earl Grey and reflecting upon the Handy he received from his neighbor the night before, Steven found himself sporting a Frosh Bobber in his night shirt and enjoyed the experience by parading around on his balcony in front of his neighbors.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2014
Get the Frosh Bobber mug.A move made famous in the movie Dumb and Dumber To. Harry and Lloyd attend a party at a science convention. They do not realize the drinks are free, so they walk around taking half-consumed beverages and combine them into a glass as a full drink. They stick their hands into their nasty assholes and then swipe their ass juice around the rims of their glasses. They then proceed to tell a convention worker that the beverages are bad and they have her smell and inhale their ass stank to get new, fresh drinks. They refer to this action as The Old Stinkeroo.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015
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Get the Itchy Man Bits mug.Her chuff was way too loose so I flipped her over and pounded her back chuff instead.
Rachel likes it in her back chuff.
Rachel likes it in her back chuff.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
Get the Back Chuff mug.Dry Buffing is a method of male masturbation that employs the use of a Dremel tool with a soft buffing attachment, polishing pad or brush. The goal of Dry Buffing is to stimulate the the male member with the Dremel tool and spinning the buffing pad for stimulation until the individual reaches an orgasmic state. The individual finishes off by ejaculating and letting the semen run down the shaft leaving the cock in a shiny, glossy state.
Steven purchased a new Dremel tool set at the local Home Depot. Although he purchased the set to peform some minor home repairs, he found himself in the garage using his new found hardware to do a little Dry Buffing. Steven got himself off several times before proceeding with the actual repairs inside the house.
by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2014
Get the Dry Buffing mug.Imma cock-a-puss tonight braaaaaaahhh. The ho is back in town.
She was grinding on my leg his morning so I did a little cock-a-puss.
She was grinding on my leg his morning so I did a little cock-a-puss.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Get the Cock-a-Puss mug.During sex with an old women, her tits are so low and saggy they just get in the way so they are gingerly wrapped around the neck and shoulders to clear the way.
Roger was home on college break when he bagged a granny out for happy hour. He took her home and gave her the granny scarf after her tits kept slapping his abdomen.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2018
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