A dirty dick immediately withdrawn from the ass after anal sex which is then fed to the recipient for purposes of providing additional sexual gratification through oral sex.
After pulverizing his girlfriend's ass during a blissful session of anal sex, Carl spun Melanie around after withdrawing from her ass and fed her hungry mouth a delicious, savory and musky Tangy Dinger. She gobbled it right up.
by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015
Devon: Hey Braaaaaa! How was your date with Cindy last night? Get some?
Carlos: Yea man. I got some. I got more than I wanted actually.
Devon: How so, Braaaa?
Carlos: The dirty ho had a nasty yeast infection and didn't tell me. I wound up with a wicked Bread Stick.
Devon: That's rank ass nasty, Braaaa!
Carlos: Yea man. I got some. I got more than I wanted actually.
Devon: How so, Braaaa?
Carlos: The dirty ho had a nasty yeast infection and didn't tell me. I wound up with a wicked Bread Stick.
Devon: That's rank ass nasty, Braaaa!
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
I’ll be there in a minute. I gotta do a little cotton excavation.
I did a little cotton excavation. Now my finger gots the ass stank.
I did a little cotton excavation. Now my finger gots the ass stank.
by Eaton Holgoode May 02, 2018
Shit Vapors may be used simply as another name for passing gas, having the farts, breaking wind.
Shit Vapors may also be used to describe the rancid stench left behind in a rest room by someone that took a nasty shit.
Shit Vapors may also be used to describe the rancid stench left behind in a rest room by someone that took a nasty shit.
Example 1: Dude, beware. I ate at Taco Bell last night. I am cranking out some serious Shit Vapors today.
Example 2: Dude, watch out. Don't go in the rest room over there. Someone had a nasty assplosion an hour ago in there and the Shit Vapors are still lingering. I was holding my breath the whole time I was in there.
Example 2: Dude, watch out. Don't go in the rest room over there. Someone had a nasty assplosion an hour ago in there and the Shit Vapors are still lingering. I was holding my breath the whole time I was in there.
by Eaton Holgoode July 02, 2009
When a dude jerks off and rubs out his nut creme with one hand and and busts his hot load in the other hand which is held in a cup like shape.
What is done with the nut creme thereafter is purely and individual preference.
For example, one might enjoy eating their own nut. One might enjoy slapping their girl across the face with their creme cup. Or it may simply facilitate a quick jerk and easy clean up. The possibilities are endless.
What is done with the nut creme thereafter is purely and individual preference.
For example, one might enjoy eating their own nut. One might enjoy slapping their girl across the face with their creme cup. Or it may simply facilitate a quick jerk and easy clean up. The possibilities are endless.
Rachel wouldn’t give up the pussy last night so did a little creme cup and well.....she had to go wash her chin off when I was done.
Tony was so horny at work from doing nothing but watching internet porn he did a creme cup right at his desk.
My roommate is a sick fucker. He eats his own creme cups. I know. I watch him do it every night. Really? And he’s the sick fucker?
Tony was so horny at work from doing nothing but watching internet porn he did a creme cup right at his desk.
My roommate is a sick fucker. He eats his own creme cups. I know. I watch him do it every night. Really? And he’s the sick fucker?
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
An individual, male or female, with a such a hirsute anal region that they sport a prolific dingleberry problem.
Roger is a berry farmer. He’s always digging and plucking them out.
Despite a weekly wax, Rachel’s hairy ass made her one hell of a berry farmer.
Despite a weekly wax, Rachel’s hairy ass made her one hell of a berry farmer.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
The immediate need to take a massive dump after inhaling a hearty, country style breakfast which make include pancakes, bacon, eggs, biscuits n gravy, etc. Usually compounded when consumed after a heavy night of partying and drinking.
After partying all night, Roger stopped at the cafe and consumed a large, hearty, country breakfast to satisfy his hunger. About halfway home his gut rumbled and he was already squeezing biscuits by the time he waddled into the shitter at home.
by Eaton Holgoode October 09, 2015