Whiskey Wash

When you take one or more shots of whiskey to wash out the lingering taste and onset remorse of eating a bad smelling pussy.
Frank left the bar with the local whore. He was back about an hour lasting asking for a double shot for a whiskey wash.

I have had two whiskey washes braaaaahhh. I still can’t rid my palette of your mom.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
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Groping Skills

The ability to sexual pleasure oneself or another through skilled and effective touching and fondling.
My uncle’s groping skills are the best.

Your mom’s groping skills made me nut hard brooooohhhh.

My roommate had the best groping skills.
by Eaton Holgoode November 09, 2017
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Ripe Banana Peel Back

The back and forth hand action of a hand job given to a man with a erect, curved, and uncircumsized penis.
Lou's girlfriend offered to give him a hand job while driving home from the party. She whipped out his throbbing hard cock and gave him a Ripe Banana Peel Back.
by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009
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Bean Bonnet

I pulled back her bean bonnet and exposed her engorged clit.

My girlfriend loves sucking on my bean bonnet. It’s so meaty.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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Warm Baker's Mitt

A nice, snug rectum, male or female, that has been primed and warmed up for penetration with ky warming.
Gerald got home from work to find his girlfriend on all fours offering him a warm baker's mitt.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2014
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Vein Cheese

That creamy, smegma that formulates around the bellend of one’s knob. Ripe, pungent, savory yet tangy.

Discovering a find of vein cheese is akin to discovering a hoard of fresh truffles.
As we relaxed along the shoreline, frolicking and drinking a vintage Cabernet, she reached and exposed my throbbing member. Freeing it to the open and fresh sea air, she moistened her waiting lips and leaned down to delectably swallow my bell. To her wonderful surprise, she peeled back the foreskin to reveal a trove of fresh vein cheese, ripe and ready. She scooped it with her trembling finger and smeared it upon a cracker from our basket. I could see it was ripe and tangy from the puckering of her cheeks. She complimented the flavor with a sip of her wine then commenced to copulate my shaft until a glorious rope of skeet trickled down her chin.
by Eaton Holgoode February 01, 2018
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Squirrelin’ a Nut

When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.
I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.

I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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