Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Cock Hopping Ho

An all around cock craving, cum loving slut. Spends most of her life on her back and on her knees. Has frequent and multiple partners.

Don: Hey Bruce. What can you tell me about Rhonda in accounting?

Bruce: I can tell you not to touch dat shit.

Don: Why? Married?
Bruce: No YO. She a Cock Hopping Ho! Rot chat dick off broooohhh.

Cock Hopping Ho by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

Meat Chisel 

A male or female with braces or snaggle tooth dental conditions that make giving head a very rough and often painful experience.

Frank: I can't wait until this Friday broooohhh!
Carl: Why's that braaaahhh!
Frank: My girl is finally getting those damn braces out of her mouth. Can't wait to get me some smooth head this weekend.

Carl: Hell yea braahhh! No more Meat Chisel for you.

Meat Chisel by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

Group Girl 

A girl or concubine that avails herself for sexual activity within a tight knit, select group of male friends that share in her services. The Group knows and understands that she is community use property and she services them all either individually or in a group setting. Group Girls are highly coveted and are generally compensated with monetary gifts and other means of support.

Carl and his friends planned a week long trip to Vegas. Each of them chipped in to cover the costs of their Group Girl to come along and make the vacation complete.

Group Girl by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

The Show-Me State 

1. The nickname of the well renowned hillbilly heaven that is the State of Missouri.

2. To reach the appropriate point in a relationship or friendship between two people, straight or gay, when it is time to expose each other's genitals to one another to know what you have to work with.

1. Stan took a vacation to Branson, Missouri. Never had he before seen such an enclave of red necks and hillbilly folk. He was so thankful when he left that he had not been dragged into the woods and made to squeal like a pig.

2. After two months of dating, Dan and Karla had reached The Show-Me State. Karla was ready to see the heat that Dan was packing and to give in a long awaited Hummer. Unfortunately, she was sorely disappointed when she discovered all she was going to be dining on was a Vienna Sausage.

The Show-Me State by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

Tail Bone Wet 

A very wet state of female arousal. To be Tail Bone Wet, a female is involved in sexual activity on her back and her state of sexual arousal and any moisteners make her so sloppy wet that her love juices overflow from the vagina, down her ass crack and dampen her lower back.

Roger had his girlfriend so turned on from all of the oral sex he was giving her that when he finally gave her the bone he reached around and grabbed hold of her ass checks and found her to be Tail Bone Wet.

Tail Bone Wet by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

Tater Fist 

Using a raw, uncooked, girthy potato to insert it into the anus for sexual pleasure. Provides a similar full feeling like being fisted.

Sandy was super horny and her ass was craving action so she lubed up an Idaho potato and gave herself a Tater Fist.

Tater Fist by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

Grand Slam Breakfast 

Highly coveted morning sex performed by a male with a female partner. The Grand Slam must include the four specific sexual acts of analingus, cunnilingus, vaginal sex and anal sex.

Roger woke up at 4:30 a.m. And gave his girlfriend a nudge and then proceeded to warm her up for a Grand Slam Breakfast.

Grand Slam Breakfast by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015