Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Rubbin’ Skins

Sexual intercourse.

Rachel and I were rubbin’ skins last night. She came three times.

That hooker charged me $20 for rubbin’ skins. I think she gave me the drip.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Geriballz

Testicles of a male over 60. For reasons unknown, they are often prominently displayed while walking about men’s locker rooms. Generally saggy and more than a touch of gray.

The geriballz were flopping in the locker room today.

The old guy next to me had his geriballz hanging out of his shorts.

by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2018

Pulled Beef

The male penis, post ejaculation, in the refractory period. Often a flaccid or semi-flaccid state.

After a marathon wanking session, Jeremy laid back and admired the shrimp paste on his Pulled Beef.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

Hog's Breath

Rank ass bad breath. Halitosis of the worst kind. Induced by a number of reasons including gingivitis, rotten teeth, meth mouth, binge drinking, etc. Breath so bad it's like they've been eating shit.

That bitch was smoking hot till she opened her mouth and had hog's breath. Enough to gag a maggot.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017

Grater Wipe

When you have ass blasted and your bung hole is absolutely wiped raw from rough toilet paper and feels like your cleaning your ass with a cheese grater.

Leroy's ass was raw from the grater wipes.

by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2017

Chicken Pull

Male masturbation. Giving oneself a vigorous wank while simultaneously pulling on the old chicken skin (the scrotum).

My roommate is in the bathroom doing a chicken pull.

I busted a huge rope all over myself last night doing a chicken pull.

My balls are sore as hell from that chicken pull.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

Tender Flanks

Painfully sore and swollen pussy lips from extended periods of sexual activity.

Carla and her boyfriend pulled an all night sex marathon and she ended up with the worst case of Tender Flanks she had ever had. Could barely walk.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015