Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Therapeutic Joey Jab
The Therapeutic Joey Jab is the same as a traditional Joey Jabbed or The Flaccid Joey whereby you are poked by a male's penis about your body. However, the Therapeutic Joey Jab act is specific penis poking to the head or forehead by a male massage therapist. The act occurs when a male massage therapist rubs his penis and genital area around on the top or forehead of a massage recipient while they are face down in a massage chair. Generally, one receives the Therapeutic Joey Jab when the therapist is working from the front of the chair and reaching down the recipient's back.
After providing in office chair massages to staff during Staff Appreciation Week, the Human Resources Department received numerous comments from personnel that the hired male massage therapist had been giving both male and female massage recipients, a Therapeutic Joey Jab. HR could only respond by indicating that would explain the all day smile on the Therapist's face.
Therapeutic Joey Jab by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
Lappin Lab
To eat the pussy. Perform cunnilingus. Munching on the Labia aka The Lab. Dine at The Y. Chicken at the Y. Licking the old Vajayjay.
Stan: Hey Joe. What are you and your girl doing tonight? Going out?
Joe: No Braaahhhh! We are staying home. She just called and told me she's all fresh and in bed ready for me to get home. I'll be Lappin Lab tonight.
Stan: Them's good eats Broooohhhh! Good eats.
Joe: No Braaahhhh! We are staying home. She just called and told me she's all fresh and in bed ready for me to get home. I'll be Lappin Lab tonight.
Stan: Them's good eats Broooohhhh! Good eats.
Lappin Lab by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
Ring Finger
Definition 1. The Ring Finger is the fourth digit of the human hand located between the middle and little fingers. The Ring Finger is used for wearing of Wedding Rings.
Definition 2. The Ring Finger refers to any digit on the right or left hand (but not the thumb) use to provide finger [based stimulation to the anal Oring of a sexual partner during anal play.
Example 1: Sara was so excited to be engaged. She was showing everyone the new rock on her Ring Finger.
Example 2: Sara enjoys it when Carl fingers her asshole. Her preference is for him to use his long, middle finger as his Ring Finger. But she will take any digit she can get when that booty is up and arched from her organic spread.
Example 2: Sara enjoys it when Carl fingers her asshole. Her preference is for him to use his long, middle finger as his Ring Finger. But she will take any digit she can get when that booty is up and arched from her organic spread.
Ring Finger by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
Mud Hound
A male that is relentless in his pursuits of male on female anal sex. It consumes the fiber of his very being and is a lifetime quest to have anal sex.
Dana: Hey Chloe. How are things with Dave? You all have been going out now for about a month.
Chloe: He's out. I'm on to the next.
Dana: Why?
Chloe: That guy is a Mud Hound. He was after my back door from day one. That's a one way highway for me girlfriend.
Chloe: He's out. I'm on to the next.
Dana: Why?
Chloe: That guy is a Mud Hound. He was after my back door from day one. That's a one way highway for me girlfriend.
Mud Hound by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
Parked in the Alley
Similar to being Parked in the Red Zone. Parked in the Alley refers to when a girl will not put out anal sex for you and only allows vaginal sex. Despite efforts to slip it in the old bunghole you are refused entry and will never be able to do more than to slide your knob between those cheeks and around that bung but never go deep.
Dan was constantly trying to knock on Dana's back door. Despite the coaxing, she always left him Parked in the Alley.
Parked in the Alley by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
Squeeze Break
A well timed bowel movement generally held as close to the end of one's work shift as possible. Performed to kill off as much of the last half hour of work as possible by defecating and rendering your asshole boss with little recourse.
Gary made it s point each day to take a Squeeze Break. His boss was wise, but there was nothing he could do. You gotta shit, you gotta shit.
Squeeze Break by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015