Eaton Holgoode's definitions
The cloth, towel or sock used to wipe up semen and juices after masturbation or sex. Repeated use creates a wonderful crackling crust.
My mom found my crackle rag and asked a lot of uncomfortable questions.
My uncle slapped me with his crackle rag when he found me looking his porn collection.
This sock has been my crackle rag for years. I refuse to wash away the memories.
My uncle slapped me with his crackle rag when he found me looking his porn collection.
This sock has been my crackle rag for years. I refuse to wash away the memories.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
Get the Crackle Ragmug. That morning pussy. Poon danish is enjoyed most when you roll over and wake her up by eating that pussy good before anything else. Breakfast of champions.
I was late too work. Stopped off for a poon danish.
There’s donuts in the break room this morning. No thanks. I’m full. Had a poon danish before work.
There’s donuts in the break room this morning. No thanks. I’m full. Had a poon danish before work.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
Get the Poon Danishmug. When a chick performs vigorous oral sex on her male partner to completion and swallows the full load of baby gravy.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
Get the Bobbing for Babiesmug. Cum. Your man load. Man juice. Serving up your hot, creamy cum load to your girl and stringing it around her face like a warm cheesy fondue.
I took Sophie to the Melting Pot last night. She really enjoyed the fondue. But she really savored the mandue I fed her when we got home.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Get the Manduemug. The generous slathering and layering of Crisco shortening from the fingers to the elbow for engaging in a deep penetrating fisting session with a very lucky partner.
I want to be fisted right now. No worries I got a 3 pound tub of Crisco in my car. Hole up for me and I’ll get the Crisco glove on.
Holy shit. Carl fisted me last night with the Crisco glove. It was incredible. I gaped for a half hour before snapping shut. Next time we are going to try the Crisco sleeve.
Holy shit. Carl fisted me last night with the Crisco glove. It was incredible. I gaped for a half hour before snapping shut. Next time we are going to try the Crisco sleeve.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
Get the The Crisco Glovemug. This hot yoga class gives me swanties.
It’s so hot out I could feel the sweat running down my ass crack to the gusset of my swanties.
It’s so hot out I could feel the sweat running down my ass crack to the gusset of my swanties.
by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018
Get the Swantiesmug. Play with one’s penis for sexual gratification. To beat off. To jerk off. Tug one. Male masturbation.
I’ll be in my room. I'm going to rub the stub.
I like to rub the stub in the shower.
My cousin walked in on me while I was rubbing the stub so I let her watch.
I like to rub the stub in the shower.
My cousin walked in on me while I was rubbing the stub so I let her watch.
by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018
Get the Rub the Stubmug.