Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Snouting the Rose

Stimulating your partner’s anus using your nose. Rubbing and punching around the sphincter. Known for its intoxicating aromas.

He was snouting the rose last night. This big schnoze felt great teasing the rim. I just took a shit but he didn’t care.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Shaved Peach

A smooth, bald pussy. Absolutely succulent.

I dribbled off her panties for the first time to discover the most beautiful, juicy shaved peach.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Rainbow Rimming

Inserting a handful of Skittles candy into your anus followed by your girl tossing that salad and rimming your ass good. With each swipe of her velvety tongue, you push a Skittle, or two, into her hungry mouth and say "Taste the rainbow bitch!"

Sorry I'm late. Had to stop by the drug store.

Need a prescription?

No. A bag of Skittles. Renee is doing a little Rainbow Rimming tonight.

Ahhhhh. She tastes the rainbow!

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Making a Pot of Chili

A euphemism referring to one cutting one’s bowels loose with the most vile, most heinous and most explosive liquified, stinging shit imaginable. Turning that clean bowl brown like a piping hot bowl of chili on a cold winter day.

Where’s your father? He making a pot of chili. Better get the air freshener.

I was pinching the whole way to the shitter before copped a squat and started making a pot of chili.

by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018

Surprise Reach Back

When your hitting your girl’s pussy from behind and she surprises you with a reach back and grabs your knob and glides it up and in the booty hole for a little surprise anal.

Rachel gave the surprise reach back last night. It was awesome. Finally got to hit that booty.

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018

Shag and Gag

When you have hot, sweaty car sex and your car smells like mung ass for days.

Dude did you shag and gag in here. It smells like whore ass in this car.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Leaded Pencil

Ther eroused state of the male member. A throbbing boner, a chub, a stiffy.

Whoa dude. Check out that babe. She's so hot she's giving me a leaded pencil.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2009