Ejaculating in a condom and preserving the contents by tying it in a knot. Saved to feed it to your sexual partner at a later time.
After blowing a load in his condom, Harvey ask his lover if he wanted the jizz now or later. Terry said later so Harvey tied the condom in a knot and made Terry a Seal A Meal.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2009
Squirting female ejaculate. Often rarely experienced by the average male unless they are fortunate enough to hook up with a squirter.
Rachel shot me in the face with her spurt of lady love juice.
I hooked up with a random from the club last night. Braaaaahh she hit me with a spurt of lady love juice. It was wet and wild.
I hooked up with a random from the club last night. Braaaaahh she hit me with a spurt of lady love juice. It was wet and wild.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
An individual unskilled in the are of giving head. Used too much teeth and not enough lip. Typically a painful experience but generally tolerated cause after all, you are getting your dick sucked.
by Eaton Holgoode February 07, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode May 09, 2018
A massive expulsion of flatulence from the ass that originates deep within the bowels. It’s loud, lasts at least 5 seconds or longer and may or may not be putrid in odor. You feel like a new person upon release.
I left the classroom to release an ass cleanser in the hall.
I thought I was going to explode in that meeting. I let loose with an ass cleanser as soon as we took a break.
Brrrrrraaaaaaaaaappppppp!!!!!! Dude WTF was that sound? Just ripped an ass cleanser braaaaaahhhhh!
I thought I was going to explode in that meeting. I let loose with an ass cleanser as soon as we took a break.
Brrrrrraaaaaaaaaappppppp!!!!!! Dude WTF was that sound? Just ripped an ass cleanser braaaaaahhhhh!
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018
The release of loud flatulence that sounds noticibly moist and wet. The hallmark of the Moist Flapper is that the flatula released always sounds wet but may not always actually be wet and result in the release of any feces aka Moose Jelly requiring a quick wipe.
Sherwin was rearranging his couch when he pushed on the heavy price and wound up straining and dropping a Moist Flapper. Fortunately it only sounded wet and didn't require a wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode November 05, 2014
by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2018