Spooning Corn Fritters

Having Anal sex with a male or female that does not practice anal hygiene and fails to evacuate before participating in anal play.
Carl picked up a dude at the gay bar and took him home for sex. Thankfully he used a condom because it was Spooning Corn Fritters all night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015
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Surprise Bellringer

While your girl is sucking your dick or giving you a hand job, without warning she shoves one or two unlubricated fingers straight up in your asshole.
Rachel gave me an awesome surprise bellringer last night. I wasn’t expecting that. She clamped onto my bell end and milked my prostate.
by Eaton Holgoode February 01, 2018
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Plow the Corn Field

Engage in vigorous anal sex. Pillage the cornhole.
Rachel is at home waiting for me. She texted earlier she wants me to plow the corn field.
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019
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UD Douche Editor

UD editors that reject legitimate slang terms posted in compliance with all UD guidelines for no other reason then they are complete Douche Bags!
What happend to the UD definition you submitted Bro? Got me. Got rejected by some UD Douche Editor.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2013
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Dick Chipper

An individual with braces that does a really bad job at giving head.

May also apply to someone with sharp, snaggled teeth.
I can wait for Sonja to get her braces off. Finally she won’t be a dick chipper. That shit hurts.

My uncle is a dick chipper. His teeth are too sharp.
by Eaton Holgoode December 05, 2017
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Braising Beef

To perform rapid, reciprocating sexual intercourse between the vagina and the anus without the use of lubricant and without wiping or cleaning the penis before entry into each orifice.
Donna was caught up in sexual ecstasy and was begging for her lover to fill and pound both her love holes on after another. Matt began Braising Beef until he unloaded deep inside her. Unfortunately, Donna wound up getting a wicked vaginal infection.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2015
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Ginger Beef

Puffy and meaty vaginal lips on a hot ginger female.
Dan finally stroked on Dana and experienced her delicate ginger beef.
by Eaton Holgoode October 05, 2015
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