Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Wetacular
When you achieve the required level of vaginal wetness and moistness to perform loving acts of penetration. Vaginal wetness that is beautiful in a dramatic and eye-catching way.
Carl was ready to smash on Brenda. She was absolutely wetacular from all the foreplay. Entry was just blissful.
Wetacular by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2015
Reach and Pull
To receive a vigorous hand job aka tug job whereby the giver is at least an arms length distance from the receiver's throbbing knob this requiring a significant reach while giving a good up and down wank.
Cindy gave me a hand job in the theater last night. But to avoid it being so obvious, she sat with a seat between us and gave it to me reach and pull style. I still nutted up her shirt sleeve real good.
Reach and Pull by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2015
Grampy's Handshake
Dude lets go drinking at Old Tymers tonight.
Why? It's full of horny old men.
I know. I got a Grampy's Handshake last time I was there.
Why? It's full of horny old men.
I know. I got a Grampy's Handshake last time I was there.
Grampy's Handshake by Eaton Holgoode December 22, 2015
Bottom Dweller
One that prefers anal sex over traditional vaginal intercourse. One that would prefer to poke the stink vs. the pink any chance they get.
Roger is the consummate bottom dweller. He always pokes Rachel's brown eye. I don't think she ever gets it any other way.
Bottom Dweller by Eaton Holgoode December 22, 2015
Meat Platter
A non-discriminating, promiscuous, heavy set, slut that's more than willing, for a few drinks and maybe a cheeseburger, to dribble off her panties and spread her legs for anyone's sexual pleasure.
Dude I'm horned. I need a piece of ass bad.
You are in luck. Tina's at the end of the bar. Buy her a couple drinks and offer to run to the McDonald's drive though and you'll get that meat platter for sure.
You are in luck. Tina's at the end of the bar. Buy her a couple drinks and offer to run to the McDonald's drive though and you'll get that meat platter for sure.
Meat Platter by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2015
Miner's Stew
The dirty remnants on a male penis upon withdrawing from the anus after thoroughly ass mining one's partner.
Carl told his girlfriend to prep her ass better next time before letting him mine and plunder her bung. The last time produced way too much miner's stew to his liking.
Miner's Stew by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2015
Pickled Egg
1. A hard boiled egg cured in vinegar or brine.
2. A solid, or semi-solid turd still in the colon that is surrounded by or floating in wet, loose stool. When evacuated from the bowel, a pickled egg is preceded and followed by explosive, wet shat.
2. A solid, or semi-solid turd still in the colon that is surrounded by or floating in wet, loose stool. When evacuated from the bowel, a pickled egg is preceded and followed by explosive, wet shat.
I just heard what sounded like water pouring out of Carl's ass, then a notable heavy plop, then pure water again. What's going on in that bathroom?
No worries mate. He's a bit ill. He's just cutting loose a pickled egg. He should be right as rain soon.
No worries mate. He's a bit ill. He's just cutting loose a pickled egg. He should be right as rain soon.
Pickled Egg by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015