Bleach Burnout

1. An individual, typically a female, that has subjected their anus to too many anal bleaching sessions rendering their little bunghole skin acid burnt, scarred and tender. A Bleach Burnout renders them unable to continue to lighten up their oring to a wonderful pinkish hue.

2. To coat a vehicle's drive wheel tires with liquid chlorine bleach to create massive clouds of white smoke when performing a vehicle burnout which is otherwise known as a Bleach Burnout.
Example 1. Rhonda had made one to many trips to the Day Spa for anal waxing and anal bleaching. The last time left her with a permanent acid burn rendering her a Bleach Burnout.

Example 2. Carl's little Prius was unable to perform a real burnout so he bleached up his front wheel drive tires and attempted to perform a Bleach Burnout.
by Eaton Holgoode May 01, 2015
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Panko Gooch

When a dude’s gooch is so nasty and crusty from lack of hygiene that the sloughing skin and filth looks like panko bread crumbs. Always accompanied by a vile, cheesy odor.
After that week of camping and no shower, I got the panko gooch.

I went down to suck his balls but the smell of his panko gooch was so vile I started to retch.
by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018
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Beefvelope

A vagina with excessive beef flaps that envelope the penis during coitus.
That poon of hers is a beefvelope. Very meaty.

Her love box beefveloped my engorged fuck knob.
by Eaton Holgoode February 01, 2018
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Lava Drops

Fiery drops of liquid shit. Generally released in small spurts and drops due to the sheer burn and anal clenching. Brought on by poor dietary choices.
Too many jalapeños on my nachos yesterday caused the lava drops today.

Someone was in the stall pinching off lava drops. Sounded pretty painful.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
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Whore Hanky

An article of clothing used by a street walking whore to wipe up her vag of semen after a sexual encounter. May be a shirt, sock, pant leg, skirt or panties.
That filthy prostitute used my sock as a whore hanky to clean out my nut before her next trick.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018
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Ropin’ Titties

Busting copious ropes of jizz all over a girl’s tits.
That whore loves it when I’m ropin’ titties.

She said shoot it on my stomach but I had naaaahhh imma be ropin’ titties.
by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018
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Choking Bone

My roommate is always choking bone.

Hand me that towel. I need a wank hank cause I’ll be choking bone.

My uncle caught me choking bone so I let him watch.
by Eaton Holgoode May 01, 2018
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