Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Onion Sak

A hot, sweaty, smelly scrotum. Smells of pickeled onions and ripe cheese.

My boyfriend’s onion sak fucking stinks.

I just worked out for an hour and now I got onion sak.

Whew I just scratched my ballz and my fingers smell of onion sak.

by Eaton Holgoode December 29, 2017

Dry shit

Unable to shit despite sitting on the crapper for an extender period of time. Usually accompanied by anal contractions.

I have got to change my diet. These dry shits are killing my sphincter.

by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018

Border Batter

The condition whereby one experiences massive gastrointestinal explosions of gas and liqui-shit after consuming too much food from Taco Bell.

John made a run for the border with a late night Taco Bell visit. He paid the price the next day when the 4 bean burritos he ate came back out as Border Batter.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2009

Porcelain Drips

Taking a shit but only burning drops of liquid feces are expelled. They sting the sphincter so bad that you grab the handicap bars, grimace with pain, clench your teeth and wish someone would shove an ice cube up your ass just to cool it down. If you didn't know better, you'd think hot lava was pouring from your bung.

Carl partied all night and then made a trip to Taco Hell. He suffered the next morning with the porcelain drips.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Rim Mate

That go to person or persons, male or female, that you can count on when you need a good Rim Job. They love Rimming and you can always count on a Rim Mate to toss your salad and give you some juicy Analingus.

When Sonja needed a little back door action, she could always call on Roger, her Rim Mate to get a good Rim Job on her luscious Booty that would make that Booty Juice flow.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015

Meat Sweat Plug

Eating entirely too much meat, usually beef, resulting in a constipated state the next day whereby you sit on the toilet taking a dry shit and sweatIng profusely trying to work it out.

I had the Don Shula special at the steakhouse and I spent the next day with a meat sweat plug.

by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018

Dry Bag

A male that has gone an extended period of time (at least two weeks) without having the pleasure of release from an orgasm from sex with a willing partner.

After breaking up with his girlfriend, Gary went almost a month having no luck at getting laid. He finally cured his case of Dry Bag with a good old fashioned wank into his gak towel.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2015