Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Wegging

Wanking your cock while your girlfriend is pegging your ass from behind with a large strap on dong.

Rachel and I we’re wegging last night. I busted a rope all over her pillow she was hitting my prostate hard.

by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2018

Wet Waddle

Busting a heavy nut in your girl's pussy or ass and causing her to waddle like a duck so she don't leak as she walks for a gak towel or cum rag.

I busted all up in Rachel's pussy. She was doing the wet waddle all the way to the bathroom to get a towel.

by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017

Cock Ganache

Upon ejaculation of hot load of semen, the masturbating male allows his creamy release to flow down the sides of the penis head and shaft and to pool at the base. The term was coined and most often used by male members of the baking community and pastry chefs as Cock Ganache is similar to the consistency of real Ganache which is an icing or glaze made with cream.

Steven spent the afternoon in his dorm room after attending the morning's series of culinary arts classes. To break up the boredom of study, Steven wanked off three times that day and each time he created a lovely Cock Ganache.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2014

Unc Knuck’d

When your creepy uncle sneaks into your room and gives you a quick finger bang to his finger(s) second knuckle. Performed vaginally or anally depending upon your uncle’s preference.

I got unc knuck’d last night. I thought it was a dream but my butthole is very tender today.

by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2018

Snipz

Swollen, engorged or erect nipples.

This cold makes me have some serious snipz.

My snipz are puffy as hell.

He sucked my tits so much last night I got serous snipz today.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Diableeder

One that experiences a horrific round of bloody diarrhea. Usually a mixture of excessive drinking and hemorrhoids.

I’m a diableeder today. My piles are killing me and I’m hung over as hell. Not good.

What the hell happened on this toilet? Sorry braaaaaaaaahhhh. Diableeder.

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018

French Brine

Discharged douche mixture. The hallmark of a French Brine is the douche liquid is administered into the vagina then held. Rather than eliminating the douche into the toilet or shower drain, the douche nozzle is reinserted and the juice is siphoned back into the bottle.

Carla let me French Brine her last night.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017