When your dick is torn up and raw from a long, weekend sex marathon. Usually feels on fire for days.
The weekend with Rachel was Hot. She fucked me all weekend. But paying the price with this minced meat. Got a get some salve braaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode December 08, 2017
Get the Minced Meat mug.A sheet, towel or other linen laid out over existing bed linens or over carpeting for the purpose of have sex and to protect the underlying fabrics from sexual fluid stains.
Maggie refused to have sex and risk squirting all over her Sferra Milos Sheet Set so she made her husband go to Walmart to by a spreadsheet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016
Get the Spreadsheet mug.Fetish sexual play whereby a female mounts their partner (M or F) and envelopes their partner's face, nose and mouth with her vagina. This smothering act is accompanied by vigorous face riding and induced oxygen deprivation for their partner. The face is ridden until the partner taps out or muffles out their chosen safe word.
Rachel and Frank are into some kink. Her extra pounds comes in handy when they smother play. He almost passed out last time before tapping out.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
Get the Smother Play mug.The excruciatingly painful occurrence when a male, with a saggy, heavy hanging, scrotum inadvertently gets the ball sack tucked under the taint and buttocks and sits on the testicles and sandwiches them between the body and the seat surface.
One can easily recognize when a male is experiencing a Sandwich Bag by way of facial expression. It is, without question, the most breath removing, eye squinting, mouth scowling look a male face can show. Most often accompanied with the use of whimper induced cursing.
One can easily recognize when a male is experiencing a Sandwich Bag by way of facial expression. It is, without question, the most breath removing, eye squinting, mouth scowling look a male face can show. Most often accompanied with the use of whimper induced cursing.
Carl finally resorted to having to wear tighty whities instead of going commando. His heavy hanging ball sack and low dangling testicles made him prone to having a Sandwich Bag every time he sat down.
by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2015
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Get the Double Rubbing mug.When a nasty whore has an STD and her sores are puffy and they ooze smegma like discharge like an over cooked ravioli.
I hooked up with that prostitute last night. What a scabbioli.
Rachel’s scabbioli were ozzing last night. So gross. Nasty ho.
Rachel’s scabbioli were ozzing last night. So gross. Nasty ho.
by Eaton Holgoode May 07, 2018
Get the Scabbioli mug.Reference to male masturbation. Refusing to participate in any activities other than staying home and wanking off for hours to internet porn.
Hey braaaaaahhh let’s head out later and hit the bars. No thanks. I’m home tonight hanging with uncle frank. You fuckin wanker.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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