Eaton Holgoode's definitions
A reference to a male individual that is a well known chronic and habitual wanker. Constantly tugging and fapping to the point of obsession.
Carl: Hey Joe. What's with your roommate? Why does he always come in and go straight to his room?
Joe: Dude's Sir Tugalot. Won't see him all night.
Carl: Nice. What a wanker.
Joe: Dude's Sir Tugalot. Won't see him all night.
Carl: Nice. What a wanker.
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015
Get the Sir Tugalotmug. I hit Rachel’s pussy up good last night. That’s was some beautiful puff pastry when I was done.
I love going down on her fresh puff pastry and making her squirm.
I love going down on her fresh puff pastry and making her squirm.
by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018
Get the Puff Pastrymug. Rachel was begging me to can the corn so I went to pound town on dat ass.
I hooked up with a guy last night and well.......he decided to can the corn.
I hooked up with a guy last night and well.......he decided to can the corn.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Can the Cornmug. Monk's Wool refers to a male's pubic hair. The hallmark of having Monk's Wool is that the male intentionally keeps the hair on the Taint, Grundle, Chode and the overall Nether Region in an excessively long, overgrown,untrimmed and extremely wooly looking state.
The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.
Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.
The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.
Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.
Roger: Dude hurry up and get out of the shower.
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014
Get the Monk's Woolmug. Rachel put on a furry glove last night has gave me a handy. It was incredible. She’s a weenie genie.
Dude your mom’s hands are so soft they are like butter stroking my knob. She’s a weenie genie.
Dude your mom’s hands are so soft they are like butter stroking my knob. She’s a weenie genie.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
Get the A Weenie Geniemug. When you hungerly bury your face in a woman's booty hole. One of her most pleasurable sexual orifices. Although small in size and often weathered in appearance, its aroma is zingy and the taste is tangy and zesty.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017
Get the Round House Dinnermug. Carl needed to rub one out but found his jar of bacon grease empty. So he grabbed a tube of chapstick and buttered up his cock and balls and nutted to a Chap Fap.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017
Get the Chap Fapmug.