Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Floppery 

The act of graciously dragging and flapping your soft, flaccid penis penis all about your girl's face. May include a few ball flops as well, if your are so inclined. Makes for an ideal morning wake up call.

I woke Rachel up this morning with a bit of floppery.

I was poking Leslie's left nostril this morning with the tip during s little fun floppery.

Floppery by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

Kunk Swipe 

When your girl fingers her kunk filled pussy and swipes the discharge on your lips. Mustache swipes cause a lingering impact.

Rachel got pissed at me last night cause I wouldn't give her the D with her yeast infection so she kunk swiped me. I can't get the smell off.

Kunk Swipe by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

Toilet Plume 

A phenomenon caused when the toilet is flushed after a massive shit. The flush creates a plume of bits of fecal matter that blast into the air in an aerosol form. These fine, invisible traces of fecal matter plume outwards and land on surrounding surfaces like handles, toilet rim, etc. In a full house, busy bathroom , the flushing plumes can also disburse fecal bits into the eyes, nose and mouth.

That was one busy shithouse in there braaaaahhh. Every stall was full and asses were exploding. Yea broooohhh. Think of the toilet plumes and how much fecal matter your just took in.

Toilet Plume by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Amber Jack 

When you turn your dick a vibrant shade of orange from sitting around all day watching porn, jacking off and eating bags of Cheetos.

I think it's permanently orange now braaaaahhh. I've don't nothing but amber jack all spring break.

Amber Jack by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Schmucker 

When a girl is giving head to an uncircumcised cock and she gets a mouthful of schmeg from under the foreskin causing her to pucker up and cringe. But the trooper that she is, completes the job to one glorious nut.

I guess I should of cleaned my foreskin last night before Rachel sucked me off. She got schmuckered.

Schmucker by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Jelly Ring 

A dirty anal region. An unclean balloon knot. One marred with sweat and fecal remnants.

I went down on Rachel to her her lucious booty but found a jelly ring and sent her to the shower.

Jelly Ring by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Cabbage Sack 

A dude with a smelly ass ball sack.

The whole locker room smells like cabbage sack dude. Go shower.

Cabbage Sack by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017