1199 definitions by Eaton Holgoode
When a female is giving head to two males with girthy, engorged cocks at the same time forcing her facial cheeks to puff out like those on the face of a fat walrus.
Sandy started sucked off her boyfriend in front of his buddy Roger. Roger quickly joined in and before she knew it, she was chocking down two cocks and sporting Chumbly Cheeks.
by Eaton Holgoode August 21, 2015
Not tonight babe. The clam’s a little funky.
She pulled down her panties and the smell..... well let’s just say the clam’s a little funky.
She pulled down her panties and the smell..... well let’s just say the clam’s a little funky.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
A Viewing Party is a private event, usually hosted in a private home or hotel room, that is arranged for the pupose of inviting a select group of guests to watch one or more individuals perform sexual activity and sex acts in and open,performance forum. Viewing Parties typically cater to those individuals with interests in voyeurism.
After meeting several like minded indivdiuals into voyeurism, Carl arranged to host several swinging couples at his home whereby he invited serveral of his voyeur friends to enjoy a Viewing Party. The event was wet, wild and satisfied the attendee's most purient of interests.
by Eaton Holgoode March 18, 2014
To drag your bare ass, preferably one that is hot, sweaty and mungy, down the driver's side windshield of someone's car to intentionally smear and smudge the glass.
Carl was out for a late night jog when he spotted his ex-girlfriend's car at his friends house. He gave her car a quick window wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015
To be so severely constipated that the clogged feces is literally capping the sphincter preventing release.
Carl: please help me Doctor. I'm so constipated.
Doctor. You need more fiber, Carl. Otherwise you will continue to get Sewer Capped like this.
Carl: Sewer Capped? Is that a medical term?
Doctor: Yes. I read it on Urban Dictionary.
Doctor. You need more fiber, Carl. Otherwise you will continue to get Sewer Capped like this.
Carl: Sewer Capped? Is that a medical term?
Doctor: Yes. I read it on Urban Dictionary.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2014
by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018
Puking and duking (shitting at the same time. Typically caused by the flu, food poisoning or one hell of a hangover.
My roommate was so shitfaced last night he’s done nothing but puke n duke today.
I can’t come to work today. I’m sick. You have the flu? Pretty sure caused all I do is puke n duke.
I can’t come to work today. I’m sick. You have the flu? Pretty sure caused all I do is puke n duke.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018