Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Bone In Filet

A nice, tight little ass on a male or female (depending upon your preference) that is primed and aching for attention, arched up in the air and ready for exploriation and penetration. Alternatively, for non-beef fans, Bone In Ham is a Slang Substitute

Roger: How as your day yesterday?
Carl: Long day at the office but a sweet surprise when I got home.
Roger: How so?
Carl: Walked in the door and Tonya was in the middle of the room sporting a Bone In Filet.
Roger: And?
Carl: I split dat ass! She thought I was Torting her. But as always, I gave her a Butler's Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2014

Dirty Dutchman

To erotically explore your partner's anus with a finger. Akin to the legend of the little Dutch boy poking his finger in the dike.

Sonja let out a squeal when Barry surprised her with a Dirty Dutchman. He was mid-knuckle deep before she knew what was happening.

by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2016

Tugster

A male that masturbates chronically. Usually doesn’t work. Had a porn addiction. Lives at home with parents and just tugs himself off all day.

He is such a tugster.

My uncle is a tugster. He was never the same after his stint in prison.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Nun Slapped

When a female refuses to engage in sexual activity.

I was putting the moves on hard with that new chick in the office but I got nun slapped.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Star Gazing

Star Gazing is a fetish activity associated with a male or female that enjoys anal admiration whereby the visual sight of another's anus aka starfish is highly sexually arousing. Star Gazing may be performed in any manner but is typically performed when a male or female is laying on their back and another naked male or female, squats over the person's face giving them an organic spread o of the ass cheeks and exposing their tangy leather donut. This act may be performed by more than one squatter. If so, that is referred to as Star Gazing the Galaxy. Star Gazing may be a precursor to other form's of anal play and anal sex.

Roger met his new neighbor at the pool. He couldn't help but admire her polished and buff ass. He struck up a conversation about fetishes and ended up inviting her over for a little Star Gazing after she admitted to her own propensity for serving up a little brown round.

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

Crowded Subway

A slang reference to a female or male that is known for their promiscuos sexual activity whereby they openly and willingly allow the frequent use of their vagina and/or their anus for the sexual gratification by many different and multiple partners.

Frank: What's up Broh! What's new?
Stan: I finally got a date with Wendy that works at the Cafe on the first floor?
Frank: Are you kidding me?
Stan: Yea. Why? What's wrong?
Frank: Dude that girl is one Crowded Subway. Better wear a raincoat.
Stan: Well Sh**!

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2014

Monster Moist

The complete state of panty wetness induced when a redneck boy takes his redneck girl to a monster truck show at Monster Jam. May also induce wetness for any MILF attending a Monster Jam event that is there with their pre-pubescent boys and they are into trucks.

Kleatus took Sarah to Monster Jam last night. She was squirming in her seat the whole time and was so horned up over them big trucks she done went and got all Monster Moist.

by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015