Overwhelming feelings of shame, guilt or filthiness after masturbation. Often a result of conditioned upbringing, perverse fantasy or simply the step back to reality post orgasmic euphoria.
Stan's chronic, daily , deviat masturbation habit to videos of ladyboys always left him in a state of Tugger's Remorse.
by Eaton Holgoode March 25, 2015
A promiscuous old woman that loves to take in a hot load. Known for intense oral skills and ability to perform the coveted gum job.
It’s bingo night at the over 60s tonight. There’s a few guzzling gammies there I want to meet.
Dude your grandma is a guzzling gammy. I can still feel her silky smooth gums from the nut I fed her last night.
Dude your grandma is a guzzling gammy. I can still feel her silky smooth gums from the nut I fed her last night.
by Eaton Holgoode October 20, 2017
Carla went to the gym and after a heavy workout, came home and brined her boyfriend's leg when she sat on his lap.
Carl was sick of his room mate's pranks so he got his own revenge when he brined the arm rests of his roomy's recliner.
Carl was sick of his room mate's pranks so he got his own revenge when he brined the arm rests of his roomy's recliner.
by Eaton Holgoode October 06, 2015
Unfortunately, I was watching CSPAN all day. What a waste of time. Nothing more than Political Ass Vomit.
by Eaton Holgoode August 21, 2015
A disease riddled cock. Like barnacles on the hull of a boat, it's all cankered up with venereal/genital warts.
by Eaton Holgoode April 07, 2017
A collection of sexually stimulating items that are used, and often needed, to arouse to enable one to Fap aka jack off. The Gentleman's Handbook applies to all collections of arousing materials including collections of fap material or thoughts and visual images located in one's spank bank.
Finding himself alone and his room mates gone, Roger opened up his Gentlemen's Handbook and riotously viewed his collection of porn and envision the MILF next door as he vigorously fapped himself until his balls were dry, gak towel was soaked and he no longer suffered from an engorged, Leaded Pencil
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2015
1. A hard boiled egg cured in vinegar or brine.
2. A solid, or semi-solid turd still in the colon that is surrounded by or floating in wet, loose stool. When evacuated from the bowel, a pickled egg is preceded and followed by explosive, wet shat.
2. A solid, or semi-solid turd still in the colon that is surrounded by or floating in wet, loose stool. When evacuated from the bowel, a pickled egg is preceded and followed by explosive, wet shat.
I just heard what sounded like water pouring out of Carl's ass, then a notable heavy plop, then pure water again. What's going on in that bathroom?
No worries mate. He's a bit ill. He's just cutting loose a pickled egg. He should be right as rain soon.
No worries mate. He's a bit ill. He's just cutting loose a pickled egg. He should be right as rain soon.
by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2015