Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

The Fidel

When you stick a lit Cuban cigar in your girl’s asshole then commence to banging her pussy so hard from behind that her rectal contractions puff away at that fine Havana.

I did the Fidel with Rachel last night after snuggling in a box of Havanas from my recent cruise to Cuba. That tuck was a burning.

The Fidel by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Chili Skin 

The thin patina of shit covering the penis after engaging in anal sex.

After hitting the booty hole of that filthy prostitute

last night, I had to shower off the chili skin.

Chili Skin by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

Missionary Tuck 

When you are banging her hard missionary position and she reaches around, pulls up your floppy scrotum and stuffs your balls deep into your ass crack.

Rachel gave me the missionary tuck last night. It felt great till i busted my nut and tensed my ass checks. Almost cut my damn nuts off.

Missionary Tuck by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

Zombie Pocket 

A lifeless, non-interactive, just lies there and takes it, sexual partner.

Rachel is a zombie pocket. Might as well jump a corpse. But I still get a nut.

Zombie Pocket by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

Turtle Spurts 

Rapidly releasing a series of multiple, small turds.

I just had the turtle spurts. Had to be about a dozen floating.

Turtle Spurts by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

Lip Bath 

When she sucks your dick to clean it free of sexual juices and remnants after having sex.

I got my $5 worth with that filthy prostitute last night. I filled her full for not and she gave me a lip bath before I was on my way.

You mom gives the best lip baths braaaaahhhh. She’s very thorough.

Lip Bath by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

Lip Bath 

When she sucks your dick to clean it free of sexual juices and remnants after having sex.

I got my $5 worth with that filthy prostitute last night. I filled her full of nut and she gave me a lip bath before I was on my way.

You mom gives the best lip baths braaaaahhhh. She’s very thorough.

Lip Bath by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019