Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Grandma's Tea Towel is an alternative name for but serves the same purpose as a Gak Towel or Doddle Rag.
by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2014
Get the Grandma's Tea Towelmug. Puking and duking (shitting at the same time. Typically caused by the flu, food poisoning or one hell of a hangover.
My roommate was so shitfaced last night he’s done nothing but puke n duke today.
I can’t come to work today. I’m sick. You have the flu? Pretty sure caused all I do is puke n duke.
I can’t come to work today. I’m sick. You have the flu? Pretty sure caused all I do is puke n duke.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Get the Puke n Dukemug. To receive head from an elderly female with a large, flabby waddle. During the hummer, the receiver will swat her waddle back and forth while she bobs the knob up and down. At climax, it is customary and appropriate to yank the waddle straight down to help open the throat.
Last week at the over 60's Canasta game, Morty met a lady friend with a flabby, old saggy waddle. He talked her into the janitor closet between hands and she gobbled his goo during a climactic Waddle Job.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2015
Get the Waddle Jobmug. When one drops a nasty, sticky defection with fecal viscosity that has the consistency of roofing tar. Tar Wipes require multiple wipes and an inordinate amount of toilet paper to clean up.
Frank: Wow Brahhhhh! You were in the crapper a long time. What gives?
Carl: I shouldn't have went to that all you can eat Indian Curry Buffet last night. My bung hole is burning and I got the damn Tar Wipes. Clean the stall out of both rolls of toilet paper and I still feel a little wet and greasy down there like I need a quick rewipe.
Carl: I shouldn't have went to that all you can eat Indian Curry Buffet last night. My bung hole is burning and I got the damn Tar Wipes. Clean the stall out of both rolls of toilet paper and I still feel a little wet and greasy down there like I need a quick rewipe.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
Get the Tar Wipesmug. A semi-erect or semi-flaccid penis (depends upon your outlook you know glass half empty or glass half full).
My economics teacher gives me a Flubb-Chubb.
Rachel was grinding into my cock n balls the whole concert but I only got a Flubb-Chubb.
My uncle tried to give me a handy last night but I only got a Flubb-Chubb.
Rachel was grinding into my cock n balls the whole concert but I only got a Flubb-Chubb.
My uncle tried to give me a handy last night but I only got a Flubb-Chubb.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
Get the Flubb-Chubbmug. A disease riddled cock. Like barnacles on the hull of a boat, it's all cankered up with venereal/genital warts.
by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017
Get the Beef Barnaclesmug. When a group of uncut males get together to purposely pull and tug on each other's foreskins to see who's will stretch the furthest.
Frank remained the champion of his Bungee Brothers. His buddy was able to tug and stretch his foreskin a full four inches.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2015
Get the Bungee Brothersmug.