I was hitting that shot from behind last night but with each pump all I got was whiffs of crack cheese.
Rachel’s ass smells of crack cheese when she gets home from soccer practice.
Rachel’s ass smells of crack cheese when she gets home from soccer practice.
by Eaton Holgoode May 03, 2018
The general inability to produce any final outcomes or progress within a corporate environment. Due primarily to ineptitude in management and policies that prevent the full release of employee performance and potential.
by Eaton Holgoode April 29, 2015
Similar to Gold Digging, when a young female engages in an active sexual relations with a wealthy elderly, geriatric male to supplement her income from gifts, money or free rent and other basic living needs.
Call Sandy and see if she wants to join us and go out and party tonight. She can't. She's silver mining this evening. Her rent is due next week.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2016
When your wife or girlfriend wakes you up in the morning by straddling your head and sitting on your face wrapping your chin, mouth and nose deep in her wet lady bits.
Hey broooh. You might want to wipe off your face before the sales meeting. You still have Krispy Kreme glaze all over it.
That's no donut glaze braaaahhh. My girl gave me a breakfast wrap this morning and I didn't have time to shower.
That's no donut glaze braaaahhh. My girl gave me a breakfast wrap this morning and I didn't have time to shower.
by Eaton Holgoode November 02, 2015
The generous slathering and layering of Crisco shortening from the fingers to the elbow for engaging in a deep penetrating fisting session with a very lucky partner.
I want to be fisted right now. No worries I got a 3 pound tub of Crisco in my car. Hole up for me and I’ll get the Crisco glove on.
Holy shit. Carl fisted me last night with the Crisco glove. It was incredible. I gaped for a half hour before snapping shut. Next time we are going to try the Crisco sleeve.
Holy shit. Carl fisted me last night with the Crisco glove. It was incredible. I gaped for a half hour before snapping shut. Next time we are going to try the Crisco sleeve.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
That aromatic, creamy amalgam of sweat, cum and smegmatic discharge that accumulates in the gusset of a whore's panties.
I tried to bang Sherri after the party last night brooooohhh. But I couldn't do it. The panty parfait I experienced was enough to retch me braaaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
A massive expulsion of flatulence from the ass that originates deep within the bowels. It’s loud, lasts at least 5 seconds or longer and may or may not be putrid in odor. You feel like a new person upon release.
I left the classroom to release an ass cleanser in the hall.
I thought I was going to explode in that meeting. I let loose with an ass cleanser as soon as we took a break.
Brrrrrraaaaaaaaaappppppp!!!!!! Dude WTF was that sound? Just ripped an ass cleanser braaaaaahhhhh!
I thought I was going to explode in that meeting. I let loose with an ass cleanser as soon as we took a break.
Brrrrrraaaaaaaaaappppppp!!!!!! Dude WTF was that sound? Just ripped an ass cleanser braaaaaahhhhh!
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018