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Wet Whiskers

When a male's mustache and/or beard becomes sloppy wet with vaginal or booty juice during the performance of oral sex. So wet a gak towel or doddle tag is required for wiping off of the facial area.
Carl loves fat girls because they get super moist during oral sex and he loves getting wet whiskers.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016
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Fifth Bedpost

Reference to a male’s stiff, rigid cock while in bed.
I rode the fifth bedpost last night. I’m sore.

I broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.

He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.
by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018
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Fetted

The most vile and heinous of odors. A rancid, putrid, retch inducing stench.
WTF is that smell? It's like someone shit a garbage can full of rotting oysters.

I just gassed braaaahhh.

Dude!!! That's fetted!
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
mugGet the Fettedmug.

Cognitive Burden

Dealing with people that are just plain stupid and no amount of explaination, education or training will ever help them.
Dealing with my co-workers is such a cognitive burden.

I hate working in customer service. It’s a real cognitive burden.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
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Dab Towel

A cum rag. Any material used to wipe up semen and vaginal juice after sex. Can be a sock, underwear, curtain, sheet or cloth.
After busting his nut, Dana cleaned up her boyfriend's goo by using the end of the new curtains her mom had just installed as a dab towel.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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Assballz

A rank, cheesy, sweaty smell of ripe ass and sticky ball sack that is found around the gooch and taint. However, may be used to just imply one smells of ass and balls.
I just scratched my taint and now my finger smells like assballz.

She was licking my gooch but gagged cause it smelled of assballz.

Dude go shower. You smell like assballz.
by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018
mugGet the Assballzmug.

Moose Bell

1. A deposit of skin hanging from the neck if a bull moose.

2. An excessively large and dangling male scrotum.
1. Shot a bull moose last week hunting in Alaska. Thing has a huge moose bell.

2. Frank's moose bell was too much for his girlfriend to gag down when he tea bagged her.
by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2017
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