Eaton Holgoode's definitions

So Moist

Describes the perfect condition of wetness. A multi-use statement used to describe anything from food to a bodily orifice.

These brownies are so moist.

My pussy is so moist.

He pumped his nut in my ass and now my bung is so moist.

I just sharted myself. My cheeks feel so moist now.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

Tennessee Titty Twister

The same grabbing and wrenching of an individual’s nipples as in a Texas Titty Twister except the Tennessee twister is strictly limited to grabbing and wrenching the nipples of a female family member.

I gave my sister a Tennessee Titty Twister last night. She got some big ol’ nips.

My uncle just reached around me and gave me a Tennessee Titty Twister.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018

Bish All Jelly

A Jealous Bitch.

Now da bish all jelly.

by Eaton Holgoode February 18, 2017

Bumpin Beans

Two hot chicks are locked in a thrusting, bean grinding, scissor action.

I walked in on Kayla and Rachel bumpin beans at Jack’s party.

by Eaton Holgoode November 4, 2017

Burger Dick

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male penis is literally raw and tender to the touch from extended periods of sexual intercourse. Burger Dick usually occurs after weekend long sex romps, hours of rough sex or extremely tight and tiny love holes. Redness, rawness and swelling are common conditions of Burger Dick.

Roger took his new girlfriend Carrie on a weekend get away. The ultimately never left the hotel room and had rough, uninhibited sex all weekend long. Roger went to work on Monday with a grimace on his face due to his severe case of Burger Dick. He was sore for several days.

by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

Flegging

When a woman takes her husband's or boyfriend's Fleshlight and then uses it in reverse to do little pegging action on his submissive ass. Not recommended for dry cracked action. Generous lube is required.

After watching her sissy boy husband wank with his fleshlight, Carla made him get on all fours and started Flegging his hungry bottom.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Cowl-Neck

The foreskin of a male's penis that is extremely meaty and hangs in a draped fashion similar to a cowl-neck sweater.

Rhonda loved giving head to uncut men. She loved going out in search of a meaty Cowl-Neck.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2015