Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Tonguer

An individual that lovingly performs the fine art of fellatio with lots of hot tongue action including flicking and licking from balls to the head. A tonguer is a coveted sexual partner.

Rachel is a tonguer braaaaaahgg. She worships my cock with that mouth and tongue.

Tonguer by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Bust a Grunt 

To take a big ole shit. A massive dump.

That was one hell of a meal. No choice now but to bust a grunt. Where's the newspaper.

Bust a Grunt by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Jaw Boning 

When a slut sucks two dicks at the same time.

Rachel was jaw boning me and Roger last night. We busted all over her chin.

Jaw Boning by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Whore's Mouth

A female whose lip region is marred up by cold sores and scabs.

I have got to get some Herpecin on my lips soon. Prom is next week and I can't go with whore's mouth.

Whore's Mouth by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Root Cellar

Slang for one's anus, the ass hole, the bung hole, the corn hole.

Carl out it to me last night in the root cellar. I can barely walk.

I can't clear out my root cellar. I'm constipated.

Root Cellar by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Pork Fingers 

An individual with extremely fat, round fingers. Like little pork loins. Typically disproportional in size to the hand itself.

I know Roger has freakish hands with those pork fingers. But I let him finger my bum last night and I must say that felt great and the girth did leave me with a gape.

Pork Fingers by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Poon Meat 

Beautiful hanging pussy lips. Prime cuts of female labia.

I dribbled down Rachel's panties and what a sight to behold of poon meat.

Poon Meat by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017