A beautifully skin tone blended and bleached balloon knot. No brown round. Perfectly blended and of porn star quality.
The Anus.
The Anus.
Rachel went to the med spa today. When she returned home, her old rusty sheriff’s badge had been transformed into a a beautiful pink knot of Stormy Daniel’s quality no less.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
Engaging in random, outdoor, public sex with a homeless woman whose hot, sweaty body odor reeks of wet dog and urine.
Typically performed in alleys, behind dumpsters and in park bathrooms. Gratuity to her of $5 is customary after busting a nut.
Typically performed in alleys, behind dumpsters and in park bathrooms. Gratuity to her of $5 is customary after busting a nut.
I was walking back to the office and decided to have a little summer puddin’ as I passed the homeless camp.
Nothing makes your balls stank more than getting some summer puddin’.
I don’t mind a little summer puddin’ when I need to bust one but I definitely won’t eat it.
Nothing makes your balls stank more than getting some summer puddin’.
I don’t mind a little summer puddin’ when I need to bust one but I definitely won’t eat it.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
The tongue. That soft fleshy muscle that opens the throat and is an intricate part of performing fellatio.
by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2017
I pulled back his foreskin and discovered a hidden gem. The ripest ring of belldale I had ever encountered.
The smell of his belldale was nasty.
I was rubbing one out and was disgusted by my own belldale.
The smell of his belldale was nasty.
I was rubbing one out and was disgusted by my own belldale.
by Eaton Holgoode February 04, 2018
The residue left around the bell end of the penis after anal sex. Generally, an amalgam of fecal remnants, cum and booty juice. Known for its ripe, pungent odor.
She went right down on it after anal braaaahhhh. Didn’t even wipe off the duck muck.
Hey braaaaaahhh. Tell your mom to wipe the duck muck off her lips before she comes see me later.
Roger has a lot of duck muck under his foreskin.
Hey braaaaaahhh. Tell your mom to wipe the duck muck off her lips before she comes see me later.
Roger has a lot of duck muck under his foreskin.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017
The horrific musky smelling shit aroma that permeates office restrooms in the afternoon. It’s just not a complete workday until some workplace sap funkifies the place by pinching off a musky which is usually the result of some bad lunch choices.
This shitter reeks of afternoon musk.
The air in this crapper is ripe with afternoon musk.
I’d wait to go in there unless you want to inhale a thick, pungent afternoon musk.
The air in this crapper is ripe with afternoon musk.
I’d wait to go in there unless you want to inhale a thick, pungent afternoon musk.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
A sticky, sweaty, sometimes cheesy, ball sack. Usually occurs post work out or after prolonged periods in the heat.
Known to add that little extra spice, tang if you will, to ones next oral gratification encounter.
Known to add that little extra spice, tang if you will, to ones next oral gratification encounter.
by Eaton Holgoode December 09, 2016