References an individual possessing an extremely loose and gaping bung hole. Able to be fisted to the elbow with one push and little or no lube. Comes from years of vigorous anal sexcapades.
I hear Carla is into fisting. Is that true?
Yea braaaaahh. It's true but she likes it so much she's a borehole now. So don't expect a snug plug.
Yea braaaaahh. It's true but she likes it so much she's a borehole now. So don't expect a snug plug.
by Eaton Holgoode March 02, 2017
An indiscriminate reference to a female that is wet and has very wet panties or a male that has managed to nut himself in his own underwear.
I’m so horny right now. I’m squirming in my own wet linen.
I was tugging my slug thru my pants in class and the next thing I know I roped my own pants now I’m sticky with wet linen.
I was tugging my slug thru my pants in class and the next thing I know I roped my own pants now I’m sticky with wet linen.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
When that clit gets all swollen and stays red for hours as a result of excessive sex or masturbation.
My girlfriend flicked my bean so much yesterday I had bean blush.
Rachel was complaining she could walk and had bean blush after I hit that pussy all night.
Rachel was complaining she could walk and had bean blush after I hit that pussy all night.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
To shove a girl's panties in her mouth as an improvised muzzling device. Done to quiet and muffle her overly loud moans and screams during sexual intercourse . A Cotton Muzzle is most often deployed when an individual is having sex with an unfamiliar female partner and such action is required as soon as one realizes that they have a real Screamer on their hands. The Cotton Muzzle provides immediate, evasive action to avoid waking up parents or roommates but does not impede the couples sexual rhythm.
Gary: Yo Braaahhh. What's up. Did you bring that chick home from the bar last night? I thought I heard a scream but went back to sleep.
Carl: Yea brooohhh. I was beatin dem guts up good. That bitch was a screamer yo. I couldn't stop banging dat ass so I had to give her the old Cotton Muzzle before she woke everyone up.
Carl: Yea brooohhh. I was beatin dem guts up good. That bitch was a screamer yo. I couldn't stop banging dat ass so I had to give her the old Cotton Muzzle before she woke everyone up.
by Eaton Holgoode April 08, 2015
A male that chronically masturbates to internet porn. Typically unemployed, lives with parents and can't otherwise function without his dick in his hand.
Carl's a weasel slapper. He doesn't work, lives at home with mommy and faps all day to like 10 different porn site accounts.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
A surgically created orifice in the trachea that is most often the result of heavy chain smoking. The stoma, for some people, provides for another available hole for the fucking.
I stuck my penis in Rachel’s smoke hole last night. Bitch couldn’t breath but man it was sure warm and tight.
That prostitute I picked up last night had a smoke hole. For an extra $5 she removed the cover and let me bang that extra fuck hole.
That prostitute I picked up last night had a smoke hole. For an extra $5 she removed the cover and let me bang that extra fuck hole.
by Eaton Holgoode November 05, 2018
A formal reference to a male, typically late teens and early 20s, that wanks himself mutiple times a day. Typically affiliated with a porn addition and lack of employment.
Let me introduce you to my roommate John. However you can simply cal him Sir Wanksalot.
My brother, Sir Wanksalot, moved back in with mom and dad. What a looser.
My brother, Sir Wanksalot, moved back in with mom and dad. What a looser.
by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017