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Ol’ Happy Finger

That one digit, usually the middle finger, that can hit her spot and give her the most finger banging pleasure.
I hit Rachel’s spot last night with the ol’ happy finger. She squirted all over and soaked the entire bed.
by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018
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Greasy Maxine

Those prunes gave me a greasy Maxine.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2017
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Gumstitute

A toothless prostitute. While generally of the dirty, nasty meth whore variety, a gumstitute is known for their ability to perform a hot gummy.
Although he felt dirty and nasty after the deed, Carl could not shed himself of his penchant for weekly sessions with the local gumstitute. He just loves a hot gummy.
by Eaton Holgoode December 9, 2016
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Warming The Leftovers

The period of time that it takes to get a nasty whore warmed back up ready to bang the next guy after taking a break in between sex with multiple partners.
Walter: Dude, come in here and bang Cathy. It's your turn. Howard finished about 10 minutes ago.
Clarence: Is she ready to go?
Walter: Oh yea she is Warming The Leftovers.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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Mud Plunger

A reference to a male who engages in giving anal sex to a lucky recipient.

Also may refer to the penis itself as it plunges deep in the anal mud.
Roger is a real mud plunger. He’s always looking for anal sex.

I drilled her down in the booty with my mud plunger.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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Hopcrotch

Jumping around from pussy to pussy. Banging any chick, any time, any place.
I love going to Vegas. So easy to play hopcrotch.

Went to EDC last year. It was a hopcrotch.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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Lappin Lab

To eat the pussy. Perform cunnilingus. Munching on the Labia aka The Lab. Dine at The Y. Chicken at the Y. Licking the old Vajayjay.
Stan: Hey Joe. What are you and your girl doing tonight? Going out?
Joe: No Braaahhhh! We are staying home. She just called and told me she's all fresh and in bed ready for me to get home. I'll be Lappin Lab tonight.
Stan: Them's good eats Broooohhhh! Good eats.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
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