Shag and Gag

When you have hot, sweaty car sex and your car smells like mung ass for days.

Dude did you shag and gag in here. It smells like whore ass in this car.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Leaded Pencil

Ther eroused state of the male member. A throbbing boner, a chub, a stiffy.

Whoa dude. Check out that babe. She's so hot she's giving me a leaded pencil.

by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2009

Flu Fart

Flatulence occurring when one is taken ill with a flu bug. The flu fart is defined by the inevitable leakage of wet fecal matter when the gas is released. It is never intentional. One who is with flu is forever fearful of the flu fart.

Roger was ill with a stomach flu but he went to work any way. During a sales meeting, he tried to pass gas and ended up with a flu fart and had to waddle out of the conference room.

by Eaton Holgoode December 09, 2015

Handy Balls

When your partner gives you a tug Job by first reaching under the scrotum, scooping the ball sack between the thumb and index finger, then reaching upward and grasping the cock in the same manner. Both the cock and balls are rhythmically jerked up and down at the same time to orgasm. A soft, saggy scrotum works best.

Rachel gave me handy balls last night. My nuts are sore.

by Eaton Holgoode May 05, 2018

Power Bean

A dominant lesbian. May or may not be of the masculine variety.

Leslie is a power bean. Her wife Ashleigh loves to be submissive.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

Skin Dinner

Eating out that pussy real good.

She invited me over for a skin dinner and I graciously obliged.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Vagremorse

The constant pain and anquish when a male realizes that he had a choice between two chicks and he picked the wrong one.

Both Mary and Cindy wanted to rock Larry's world. Larry got caught up on Mary's pussy control and picked Mary over Cindy for a life long commitment. Soon thereafter, Larry found himself with Vagremorse after realizing Cindy was a better choice.

by Eaton Holgoode June 06, 2009