Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Fresh Cracked Eggs

Busting an early morning nut. Laying your jizz ropes all over yourself, the bed or your partner through sex or masturbation.

She wanted some fresh cracked eggs so I roped her titties up good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Pegboard

Peg Board is a slang term that is used to describe a female that is a slut or whore that is banging any one that she can. Like real Pegboard, the term Pegboard references the fact that as a slut, she has a regular pattern of holes and those holes are often used to stick tools. A good little Pegboard is always putting tools in her many holes just like a handyman sticks his tools on a Pegboard.

Carl: I can't believe that my wife has been banging Frank on the side?
Gary: Gee Bro. I got some news for you. She's been banging David, Roger, Jeff and Paul too. And those are just a few to name.
Carl: That's great. She's a fuc**** Pegboard!
Gary: Sorry Bro. I thought you knew.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014

Plumber’s Grease

When your ass is all dirty and greasy and you desperately need a re-wipe.

I got bad plumber’s grease. I’m all itchy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

Beef Wrapper

A condom.

She won’t fuck me without a beef wrapper.

I prefer to raw dog her ass but a beef wrapper is less messy.

by Eaton Holgoode December 6, 2017

Watermelon Squeeze

Sheer hell that is constipation. The effort to pass a turd that is so difficult it's akin to anal birthing a ten pound watermelon.

Stan had to shit so bad but soon after coping a squat he soon found himself in a Watermelon Squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015

Crease Fuzz

Ass hair. Thick, coarse hair growing around the anus and extending out beyond the ass cheeks.

I went down to eat her booty good braaaaahh but that crease fuzz was thick.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Strainer

An excruciating bowel movement. Feels like passing a cinder block out your ass. The straining and force required for eventual eradication is beyond compare.

No more cheese braaaaahhh. My guy pipes are blocked up. I'll be on the shitter for an hour with a strainer as it is. Last time I blew a hemorrhoid.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017