Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Tap Job
When a male stimulates a female’s clitoris to orgasm by repeatedly and vigorously tapping it with the penis head.
Sheila squirts in buckets when Roger gives her a tap job.
Although Mary is still a virgin, she will always drop her panties for a tap job.
Although Mary is still a virgin, she will always drop her panties for a tap job.
Tap Job by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
Donut Holin’
I drove my truck out into the woods and we didn’t little donut holin’.
She asked me to fist her on the first date. Who knew she was a into donut holin’.
I learned the hard way that my roommate is into donut holin’.
If your uncle asks you if you want to go donut holin’, I suggest you say no.
She asked me to fist her on the first date. Who knew she was a into donut holin’.
I learned the hard way that my roommate is into donut holin’.
If your uncle asks you if you want to go donut holin’, I suggest you say no.
Donut Holin’ by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
Granny Gaper
An old woman that is into anal gaping or an old man that enjoys giving grandma a good gaping every now and then.
From the sounds I heard last night coming from grandpa’s room, I’d say he’s a granny gaper.
I really reached a low point last night and fapped off watching amateur videos of a granny gaper. I don’t think I will ever be the same.
I really reached a low point last night and fapped off watching amateur videos of a granny gaper. I don’t think I will ever be the same.
Granny Gaper by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
Skunk Titties
Skunk Titties by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
Shit Skittles
When someone with a hairy asshole gets little crusty shit coated pellets hanging from their ass fur.
Shit Skittles by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
Dick Chipper
An individual with braces that does a really bad job at giving head.
May also apply to someone with sharp, snaggled teeth.
May also apply to someone with sharp, snaggled teeth.
I can wait for Sonja to get her braces off. Finally she won’t be a dick chipper. That shit hurts.
My uncle is a dick chipper. His teeth are too sharp.
My uncle is a dick chipper. His teeth are too sharp.
Dick Chipper by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
Sis Wet Experience
Just when you are about to bust a nut up in your girl, you ask her if her sister gets as wet as she does and hold on for the bucking final ride.
May also be used in the case of one’s sister-in-law as well. The outcome is usually the same.
May also be used in the case of one’s sister-in-law as well. The outcome is usually the same.
What was all that screaming from your room last night braahhh? Wild sex? Had a sis wet experience braaaahhh.
Sis Wet Experience by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2017