Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Bologna Whaffs

A Whaff that is overly dominated with the smell of fresh and/or fried bologna. The primary oddity of Bologna Whaffs is that the purveyors of the putrid gas, did not consume any bologna products to account for the rancid stench.

Stan: Yo WTF is that smell? Are they cooking up fried bologna again in the cafeteria?

Joe: No Braahhhhh! That's me. I am ripping the Bologna Whaffs today. What do you think?

Stan: I think I fixing to hurl broohhhhh! That stank is rank nasty ass yo. It's clinging to my nostrils. I need air.

by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2015

Cuck’s Dinner

A jizz filled pussy aka cream pie.

Get over here Howard and eat your Cuck’s Dinner. Momma’s full of bull semen.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

Poking the Purple Plum

To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.

While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015

No End Wipe

A defecation that renders the ass virtually unable to be 100% fully cleaned. No matter how many wipes you make, using paper or moist wipes, remnant fecal matter is always present. In a No End Wipe situation, you just finally give up and are willing to accept having a semi-clean arse.

Johnny used and entire pack of Cottonelle Moist Wipes on his bum after he had an Assplosion and a No End Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2015

Fapping with Pam

When you run out of lubricant to give yourself a good old wank so you improvise by coating your cock and balls and fapping with your mom’s Pam cooking oil spray.

Little Johnny wasn’t about to fess up to his afternoon of fapping with Pam when his mom got home and asked what the hell happened to her full can of cooking oil spray.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Flog the Dog

Feverish bouts and repeated, back to back sessions of male masturbation. Usually brought on by watching entirely too much internet porn in your parent's basement.

Ever since Brian failed out of college, all he does is flog the dog.

by Eaton Holgoode October 10, 2016

Sock Flop

Post ejaculation into a condom aka sock, one slides it off the still engorged member and flops the saggy, wet condom upside the head of their partner. May be delivered in repeated in repetitive , back and forth flops against both sides of their face if desired.

I sock flopped Rachel real good last night. I had a full nut so it was wet smackin.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017