Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Nipkin

The cloth, napkin, tissue, towel or rag used by a lactating female to dab and wipe up the last drip or droplet of breast milk from the nipples.

Sara was lactating from her recent pregnancy and always used a Nipkin to clean the last drop off breast milk from her swollen and engorged nipples.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2015

Swanties

Sweaty panties. Usually post workout or on a hot day.

This hot yoga class gives me swanties.

It’s so hot out I could feel the sweat running down my ass crack to the gusset of my swanties.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Rub the Stub

Play with one’s penis for sexual gratification. To beat off. To jerk off. Tug one. Male masturbation.

I’ll be in my room. I'm going to rub the stub.

I like to rub the stub in the shower.

My cousin walked in on me while I was rubbing the stub so I let her watch.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Wet Apple Bobbing

A Wet Apple Bobber is someone that performs traditional Apple Bobbing but performs the act of taking both of a man's nuts in their mouth in a swimming pool, bath tub, hot tub, lake, ocean or other body of water. While Wet Apple Bobbing has variations such as underwater apple bobbing, true Wet Apple Bobbing is mostly performed and enjoyed on the water's surface. The male will float on his back which allows his scrotum to become buoyant and float on the surface of the water. The Bobber will then take in both nuts into the mouth and orally copulate as desired. Wet Apple Bobbing is known for being as equally soothing and relaxing as it is stimulating.

During their recent visit to Florida, Roger and Diane enjoyed spending time in the open ocean. While swimming and frolicking, Roger also found himself enjoying Diane's good old fashion Wet Apple Bobbing.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2015

Gentleman’s Bridle

When you are pounding your girl from behind and you reach around both sides of her face, with both your hands, and fishhook both cheeks pulling backwards creating a pseudo horse bridle. She will begin to buck wildly so hook tight and hold on for the count.

Rachel’s cheeks and her pussy are sore today. I gave her the gentleman’s bridle last night. She bucked like a bronco till I got my nut and let her loose.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Rat in the Ass

Reference to a big, fat, nasty turd looking to bust its way out the ass. The ol’ turtle peeking.

I got a rat in the ass braaaaaahhh. I gotta shit.

This rat in the ass it hurting.

I gotta cut loose this rat in the ass.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018

Hot Salmon

The ripe smell of fresh sex that took place in a hot car or a hot room.

This room smells like hot salmon. Who’s been fucking in here?

I just fucked Rachel in the backseat before picking up my mom at work. She could smell hot salmon as soon as she got in.

I don’t know why but my uncles house always smells like hot salmon.

by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018