A male that has gone an extended period of time (at least two weeks) without having the pleasure of release from an orgasm from sex with a willing partner.
After breaking up with his girlfriend, Gary went almost a month having no luck at getting laid. He finally cured his case of Dry Bag with a good old fashioned wank into his gak towel.
by Eaton Holgoode February 05, 2015
Underwear soiled with fecal matter, having skid marks or filthy from bodily fluids such as semen, urine, vaginal secretions or ass sweat.
I just sharted. I’m gonna have to walk around with grunderpants all day.
She pulled her panties over my face. While expecting a fragrant experience, I got grunderpants and a big skid right across my nose.
I sniffed her grunderpants and it was a whiff of stank ass booty juice.
She pulled her panties over my face. While expecting a fragrant experience, I got grunderpants and a big skid right across my nose.
I sniffed her grunderpants and it was a whiff of stank ass booty juice.
by Eaton Holgoode June 01, 2018
The dank, mungy smell of ones ass crack after a day of partying in the heat. Usually occurs when attending county fairs, festivals and outdoor concerts. The smell is reminiscent of sauerkraut and/or pickled onions.
After walking around the county fair all day and getting hammered at the beer tent, George went home and immediately showered as he overwhelmingly smelled of cabbage crotch.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015
Eating entirely too much meat, usually beef, resulting in a constipated state the next day whereby you sit on the toilet taking a dry shit and sweatIng profusely trying to work it out.
by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018
A state of existence whereby a male that is able to get laid and score pussy with seemingly little to no effort. Really can't explain why or how it happens, it just does.
Roger is the biggest lucky dick I know. That dude is always fuckin some new chick.
I must have had lucky dick last night st the club cause I picked up two sluts and banged em both.
I must have had lucky dick last night st the club cause I picked up two sluts and banged em both.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
When your girlfriend pulls your grandma's afghan (the crocheted wrap that's thrown over the back of the couch) over your lap and gives you a smooth, loving tug job during movie night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017
The classification of any male over the age of 40 that maintains accounts on social media such as YouNow and creeps on broadcasts.
Tonya: Wow you have so many followers Kayla. How do you do it?
Kaya: Oh that's easy. do a few twerks in a broadcast and your view count and fans will skyrocket from all the Old Hot Nuts online.
Kaya: Oh that's easy. do a few twerks in a broadcast and your view count and fans will skyrocket from all the Old Hot Nuts online.
by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015