Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Puke n Duke
Puking and duking (shitting] at the same time. Typically caused by the flu, food poisoning or one hell of a hangover.
My roommate was so shitfaced last night he’s done nothing but puke n duke today.
I can’t come to work today. I’m sick. You have the flu? Pretty sure caused all I do is puke n duke.
I can’t come to work today. I’m sick. You have the flu? Pretty sure caused all I do is puke n duke.
Puke n Duke by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Executive Wipe
A common problem of today’s long sleeve shirt wearing executive business type.
After taking a notable and relieving dump, the anus is wiped as normal. However, the long shirt sleeve comes in too close contact with the rectal area while wiping thus rendering a swipe of fecal remnant on the sleeve.
After taking a notable and relieving dump, the anus is wiped as normal. However, the long shirt sleeve comes in too close contact with the rectal area while wiping thus rendering a swipe of fecal remnant on the sleeve.
Looks like my boss spilled hot chocolate on his sleeve or he had another executive wipe.
Something stinks. I can’t pinpoint the smell. Sorry I had an executive wipe during our meeting break. It’s my sleeve you are smelling. I couldn’t get it to wash out.
Something stinks. I can’t pinpoint the smell. Sorry I had an executive wipe during our meeting break. It’s my sleeve you are smelling. I couldn’t get it to wash out.
Executive Wipe by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Shrimp Peel
That shiny, crusty amalgam of sexual fluids that encrust the penis the morning after a night of hot, wet sex.
I woke this morning with a good worst shrimp peel. I headed straight to the shower.
Between her wet pussy and me slinging some heavy ropes last night, I woke to a thick shrimp peel.
I didn’t need to shower off my shrimp peel this morning. She gave me a morning hummer and that slob job took care of it.
Between her wet pussy and me slinging some heavy ropes last night, I woke to a thick shrimp peel.
I didn’t need to shower off my shrimp peel this morning. She gave me a morning hummer and that slob job took care of it.
Shrimp Peel by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Dunk Nuggets
Stuffing the testicles into the vagina during sexual intercourse. Requires a very skilled hand, or the help of a third party and an accommodating vagina.
Rachel was really wet and loose so I decided to give her the dunk nuggets. Thanks to the help of her sister, with a push of a finger, both nuts popped right in.
Dunk Nuggets by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Wash My Berry
I better jump in the shower and wash my berry before my boyfriend gets here.
I need to wash my berry. I’m all wet from flicking the chicken this morning.
I need to wash my berry. I’m all wet from flicking the chicken this morning.
Wash My Berry by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018
Mounds of Joy
I buried my face in her mounds of joy.
She took off her top and her mounds of joy were busting from her bra.
Your mum has some incredible mounds of joy.
I latched onto her mounds of joy and suckled like a newborn.
She took off her top and her mounds of joy were busting from her bra.
Your mum has some incredible mounds of joy.
I latched onto her mounds of joy and suckled like a newborn.
Mounds of Joy by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018