Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Glazed Up

Leaving ya girl cum covered or cum filled.

Yo brooohh. Where's Manda?
She's in the bathroom Yo! Just did the nasty and she's a little Glazed Up.
You da man braaaaahhh!

by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016

Bum-Bailiff

One who engages in anal sex.

My new boyfriend is a bum-bailiff. He only wants to do my arse.

Carl is a bum-bailiff.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Floppery

The act of graciously dragging and flapping your soft, flaccid penis penis all about your girl's face. May include a few ball flops as well, if your are so inclined. Makes for an ideal morning wake up call.

I woke Rachel up this morning with a bit of floppery.

I was poking Leslie's left nostril this morning with the tip during s little fun floppery.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

Beef Steaks

Large, round and reddish hued female areolas and nipples. The color, size and texture is reminiscent of a sliced Beef Steak Tomato.

After weeks of dating Vanessa, Carl was finally able to motorboat her voluptuous breasts. Being an avid nipple lover, Carl was extremely pleased when he removed her bra and exposed the most beautiful set of Beef Steaks.

by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

Bulbers

Male testicles. Balls. Gonads.

That slut was slobbering all over my bulbers last night.

I got punched in the bulbers.

Hey braaaaahhh. If your looking for your mom she's working over my bulbers.

by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017

Game Hen

A horny female that's an easy lay. A slut. Known for loving a gang bang or bukkake.

Your girlfriend is a game hen braaahhh. While you were making a beer run, she was pulling train upstairs.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

Meat Chisel

A male or female with braces or snaggle tooth dental conditions that make giving head a very rough and often painful experience.

Frank: I can't wait until this Friday broooohhh!
Carl: Why's that braaaahhh!
Frank: My girl is finally getting those damn braces out of her mouth. Can't wait to get me some smooth head this weekend.

Carl: Hell yea braahhh! No more Meat Chisel for you.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015