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Availaling onself for sexual activity. Regardless or partner, time, place or sexual act, one who is whoreing does it all.
by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017
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by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
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Rachel is a human fountain the way she squirts. Needless to say I was covered in sugar glaze last night. But she gave me a lip bath and cleared it up.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019
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My dog hog is sore today.
Braaaaahhh what’s with the dog hog? You better get that checked out. Yea you are right. I think that prostitute may have had something.
Braaaaahhh what’s with the dog hog? You better get that checked out. Yea you are right. I think that prostitute may have had something.
by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2018
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I need to wash my berry. I’m all wet from flicking the chicken this morning.
I need to wash my berry. I’m all wet from flicking the chicken this morning.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018
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Frank: What's up Carl? Did you go Hogging last night at the bar?
Carl: Hell yea broh. Picked me up the biggest one in the bar and took her home.
Frank: How was it?
Carl: I was French Kissing the Walrus all night. Almost drowned myself.
Carl: Hell yea broh. Picked me up the biggest one in the bar and took her home.
Frank: How was it?
Carl: I was French Kissing the Walrus all night. Almost drowned myself.
by Eaton Holgoode November 4, 2014
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I saw multiple skrugs in Rachel’s ass when I was hitting it from behind.
I saw multiple skrugs in Rachel’s ass when I was hitting it from behind.
by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018
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