Hooker's Polish

The slobbery, wet, shiny finish left on one's man meat after receiving a blow job from a prostitute. Most common in cases of a hot gummy. Toothless meth whores are best known for a good polishing that leaves a heavy, shiny sheen.
Roger picked up a local meth whore prostitute on the way home from work. After receiving a hearty $10 blow job, he sat in his car satisfied and admired the Hooker's Polish.
by Eaton Holgoode February 06, 2015
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Taint Musk

The ripe, musky scent of a hot and sweaty or unbathed male taint.
Sheila is coming over tonight and going to slob my knob. I haven't showered for five days so her chin is going to wallow in my taint musk.
by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017
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Red Curry Dragon

When your asshole turns into a fire expelling dragon from engorging oneself on the House is Curry all you can eat special.
Where’s Carl? He’s been in and out of his office a lot today. Is everything ok? He’s fine. Just a little red curry dragon. We took the new client out to House of Curry last night. Well that explains why the stall has been tied up all morning.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
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Ground-Round

When you anal sex up your girls ass with such vim and vigor that it leaves her beautiful round, brown sphincter resembling ground hamburger.
I tore her shit up last night braaaaahhhh. Her winker was like raw hamburger. She loves that ground-round feeling.
by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2017
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Defecatory Prowess

The ability of one to exercise extreme control over their bowels and to control their defecation even when faced with the most explosive diarrhea and wet gas and wet shits.
Dan's lunch was not agreeing with him. He was fearful that the salmon salad was a bit off as it had sat out too long. The meeting he was in was not going to end any time soon. In spite of the sloshing and gurgling of his lower intestine, Dan showed extreme Defecatory Prowess and lasted the entire meeting bofore sprinting to the nearest Men's room where he had a assplosion which results in a severe case of Collateral Shittage.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
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Dry Cruster

When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.
No more keg parties braaaaahhh. My ass can't handle the dry crusters any more
by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2017
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Mexican Speed Bag

When your girl works your ball sack with both fists like a speed bag at the gym all whilst you sing the popular Mexican song Cielito lindo otherwise known as the Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay song at the top of your lungs.
Sonja was beating Carl’s balls good as he loves a Mexican speed bag.

Through the thin walls of his apartment, the sounds of Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Canta y no llores could be heard.
by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2018
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