Doin’ the Daily

Taking a dump. Your daily release of the bowels.
What’s he doing in there? Oh he’s doin’ the daily.

I was late for my meeting today cause I was doin’ the daily.
by Eaton Holgoode May 07, 2018
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Greasy Handrail

An engorged, throbbing cock that has been slickered up with vaseline, KY, or other lubricant.
Jane was horned up and wanted a good pounding so she got the jar of bacon grease and grabbed her boyfriend's cock and gave him a Greasy Handrail. He pounded her for the next two hours.
by Eaton Holgoode July 04, 2009
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Creamy Smile

A Creamy Smile is a gesture of satisfaction and gratitude. A Creamy Smile is comprised of the display of happiness and satisfaction through facial gesture and the spoken word of the giver of fellatio to the receiver of fellatio when the nut has been busted. A Creamy Smile may be displayed by a female or male fellatio performer. After providing thorough and complete fellatio, and the female or male giver has received an oral creampie, the giver looks up at the receiver, usually with still some remaining chincicle, and displays a glowing, ear to ear smile of satisfaction and says "Thanks for the feeding" or some other verbiage that references the hot meal they have just been fed. It is only courteous and proper manners that the giver provides a Creamy Smile to the receiver.
Curt: How as your date with Ramona last night Bro!
Denzel: It was a blast, yo! Literally.
Curt: How?
Denzel: She worked my knob over good giving me the best blow job I have ever had.

Curt: Did she like it?
Denzel: Helllzzz yea Bra!!!!! Blew my gobbling goo and she had it all over. But knew she was happy cause I got dat Creamy Smile when she was done!
Curt: That is sweeeeet Bro! Her momma taught her some proper manners!
by Eaton Holgoode March 07, 2014
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Snot Dob

The last drop of male ejaculate that dribbles out the tip of the penis post clean up.

Failure to wait for the Snot Dob to make its appearance usually results in one's boxers or briefs cementing the material to the tip of the penis like superglue.

Must be yanked off like a bandaid.
During his morning piss, Frank realized he didn't clean up is snot dob after sex the night before when he pulled down his boxers and painfully yanked his cemented cock tip from the fold of his fly.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2017
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Drop a Rock

To take a shit. Generally, the hard, crusty variety.
I need more fiber. I just left the shitter where I dropped a rock.

I’ll be back. Gotta run drop a rock.

My arse is sore AF! I dropped a rock.
by Eaton Holgoode November 03, 2018
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Mole Farmer

A male individual that enjoys unprotected anal sex with a dirty partner and does not mind when their hook up ends up mole farming him.
Carl never complains about a dirty sex partner. He's nasty and is a real mole farmer.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016
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Slobber Jobbed

To receive a very sloppy, wet blow job. Typically involves spitting and excessive amounts of saliva.
Rachel slobber jobbed me last night. It was so wet and sloppy I nutted her throat in about two minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
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