Braaaahhh I got pencil lead going right now. How about a hand?
She was grinding her booty in my and it was instant pencil lead.
She was grinding her booty in my and it was instant pencil lead.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2018
A rectal wipe job that extends well beyond the anal sphincter cleansing and requires one or more wipes of the outer edges of or in as far as the middle of the butt cheeks. A common occurrence when suffering an assplosion of butt batter.
Holy Shite!!!! That was nasty. I just blew a wet brown demon out my arse and took me several peripheral wipes just to get the splatters.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016
The back and forth hand action of a hand job given to a man with a erect, curved, and uncircumsized penis.
Lou's girlfriend offered to give him a hand job while driving home from the party. She whipped out his throbbing hard cock and gave him a Ripe Banana Peel Back.
by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009
The ability to sexual pleasure oneself or another through skilled and effective touching and fondling.
My uncle’s groping skills are the best.
Your mom’s groping skills made me nut hard brooooohhhh.
My roommate had the best groping skills.
Your mom’s groping skills made me nut hard brooooohhhh.
My roommate had the best groping skills.
by Eaton Holgoode November 09, 2017
After having sex with a hot ginger babe, you smack your flaccid penis back and forth against her cheeks till her milky white skin turns a lovely pinkish hue.
I was all up in her last night braaaahhh and then finished her off with a ginger smack. How were the cheeks? Pretty n pink braaaaaahh. Pretty n pink.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017
When you shit a huge fat oblong turd that feels like you just passed a huge Idaho russet potato out of your ass hole.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
When a male makes the mistake of thinking that rubbing Ben Gay or Icy Hot ointment on their genitals for lube and stimulation is a good idea. The end result is an excruciating hit, painful burn that lasts for hours along with notable regret.
I had to go to the ER last night. Braaaaahhh. I ran out of lube so I wanked with Icy Hot. Felt great at first until the burn set in and I was full on fire baller.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017