Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Rub My Kitty

What she says when she wants a little love action on that pussy.

Rachel: Please come home. I need you to rub my kitty.

Roger: On my way!

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2018

Beef Schweat

The moist combination of sweat and sex juices that trickle down the taint and ball sack during hot, vigorous sexual activity.

I need a towel to wipe up the beef schweat.

I still got the beef schweat this morning. I dicked her good.

Rachel always goes down on me after sex. She loves the taste of my beef schweat.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018

Jelly Mouth

When you have vigorous oral sex with your girlfriend immediately after she comes done at the dentist and is all mouth numbed from Novocain. Reduction in her gag response allows for more gratifying deep throat action and she cannot easily identify your point of orgasm so you can easily throat one down.

I’ll be late today. I’m taking Rachel to the dentist. She can’t go alone? She can but I’m working that jelly mouth as soon as she’s in the car. Ain’t missing that brooohhh.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Tittlets

A hot chick with itty, bitty titties. A flat chested wonder. Girl’s got a chest like a 14 year old boy. Smaller than an A cupper. No bra required.

Your girl Rachel, is she an A cup braaaaaahhh??? No brooohhhh. She’s got them tittlets.

That waitress is so hot. Yea but she got them tittlets.

Are you dating a 14 year old boy or does your girl just got the tittlets? Tittlets!!!

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

Cheese Squeeze

A colloquial expression to announce one's need to go take a massive dump.

Gentlemen, I'll return in 5. I can hold no longer. I must cheese squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

Dog Noodle

When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.

I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018

Norwegian Salmon Fishing

To attend a house party and have sexual intercourse with as many female party goers as possible without washing off the penis and ball sack in between the different sex partners.

Roger went to his friend Carl's house party on Saturday. Roger did a little Norwegian Salmon Fishing and hooked up with eight different girls before the party ended. When he got back home, his girlfriend gave him a sloppy blow job whereby she commented that his cock usually didn't taste as tangy as it did tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015