Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Hot Puffer
An indiscriminate sucker of the cock. Someone that will suck any D. Anytime, anyplace, anywhere and anyone.
Frank is a one Hot Puffer. Take him to a club and he’s in the rest room the whole time.
Sheila is a Hot Puffer. You need a quick BJ? Just knock on her door. She’s on her knees in seconds.
Sheila is a Hot Puffer. You need a quick BJ? Just knock on her door. She’s on her knees in seconds.
Hot Puffer by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Waddle Drops
That little but of wet shit that sneaks out the ass crack when one is attemptly to briskly waddle to the shitter to let loose as assplosion.
I couldn’t stop the waddle drops. Not enough pinch to hold back the juice. Had to throw my unders in the trash.
Waddle Drops by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Spank Meat
Rachel is spank meat. We have all had her.
My neighbor’s wife is spank meat. As soon as he’s gone the legs are open for business.
My neighbor’s wife is spank meat. As soon as he’s gone the legs are open for business.
Spank Meat by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Captain’s Relish
Semen. Sperm. Nut. Nut custard. Man curd. Rock snot. Ball juice. Jizz. Cum. Identified as captain’s relish to signify a higher ranking class of man goo.
Rachel’s getting some of the Captain’s Relish tonight.
Rachel sucks a lot of dicks but she always comes back for a heaping helping of my Captain’s Relish.
Rachel sucks a lot of dicks but she always comes back for a heaping helping of my Captain’s Relish.
Captain’s Relish by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Sandwich Spread
Making sandwich meat out of your girl by shoving her headfirst between the bed’s mattress and box spring.
Performed by shoving her in headfirst, at the foot of the bed, leaving exposed only her two love holes and legs. After spreading and tying her feet to the bed frame you pound both holes like your humping jar of warm mayonnaise.
Performed by shoving her in headfirst, at the foot of the bed, leaving exposed only her two love holes and legs. After spreading and tying her feet to the bed frame you pound both holes like your humping jar of warm mayonnaise.
Did a little sandwich spread with Rachel last night. She’s still under the mattress this morning and dripping juice like a faucet.
Sandwich Spread by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Panty Whacker
A male with an obsessive panty fetish and can only get off wanking with panties. Prefers used and dirty panties over new.
Gets off by jerking himself while stroking with a pair of panties, or wanking into a pair, sniffing a pair, shoving a pair in his mouth or looking at panty porn.
Typically is a known panty thief and steals panties from retail stores, public laundry facilities or when visiting someone’s home.
Usually in possession of one or more pairs of panties at any given time and is usually wearing a pair.
Gets off by jerking himself while stroking with a pair of panties, or wanking into a pair, sniffing a pair, shoving a pair in his mouth or looking at panty porn.
Typically is a known panty thief and steals panties from retail stores, public laundry facilities or when visiting someone’s home.
Usually in possession of one or more pairs of panties at any given time and is usually wearing a pair.
Jon is a panty whacker. His perversion has taken over his life. He wears panties 27/4 and masturbates 6-8 times a day using both silk and cotton panties to stimulate himself.
Panty Whacker by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Quick Wrist
I’ll be back. I need a little quick wrist. This day is getting to me.
I’m gonna pick up a prostitute tonight on the way home for a little quick wrist.
Your mum gave me a quick wrist last night while you were asleep.
My uncle asked me if I wanted to see his quick wrist. Boy was that different.
I’m gonna pick up a prostitute tonight on the way home for a little quick wrist.
Your mum gave me a quick wrist last night while you were asleep.
My uncle asked me if I wanted to see his quick wrist. Boy was that different.
Quick Wrist by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018