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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Wash Strokes 

When you wind up mastutbsting yourself to orgasm while bathing or showering. Typically starts with a few innocent soapy wash strokes to clean the genitals but quickly turns into a full on wank or bean flicking session.
I intended to take a quick shower to rinse off but as usual, it ended with wash strokes.

I was washing the knob cheese from my foreskin and ended up doing wash strokes and busted a rope all down my leg.
Wash Strokes by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

Semen Pump 

A girl that sucks your dick and your wallet dry.
Rachel is a semen pump. My balls are drained and so is my bank account.
Semen Pump by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

Coffee Pinch 

The need to defecate after drinking a cup of coffee.
I just drank a venti Starbucks. Imma bout to take a coffee pinch.
Coffee Pinch by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

Assballz 

A rank, cheesy, sweaty smell of ripe ass and sticky ball sack that is found around the gooch and taint. However, may be used to just imply one smells of ass and balls.
I just scratched my taint and now my finger smells like assballz.

She was licking my gooch but gagged cause it smelled of assballz.

Dude go shower. You smell like assballz.
Assballz by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

Hair Berries 

Ass hairs with tiny knots on the ends. Typically found in multiples. Hard to pluck and remove and often dangle.
I went down to eat that homeless woman’s ass in the alley and it was nothing but a stank ass forest full of hair berries.

Things were getting a little wooly for me so Sonja trimmed all
my hair berries last night.
Hair Berries by Eaton Holgoode January 29, 2018

Buttern’ Her Biscuits 

Jizzing all over her titties. Blowing your load of ropes all over her breasts.
Rachel loves it when I’m buttern’ her biscuits.

Wet Firing

Rapidly expelled, short bursts, of wet sounding (and sometimes actually leaky wet) gas that typically occurs immediately upon sitting on the toilet and prior to a full, explosive bowel release.
I don’t know who was in that stall this morning but all I heard was a belt buckle, a pants drop and a whole series of wet firing.

I ate way to much chili during the playoff game. I spent half the night trotting to the shitter and wet firing round after round.
Wet Firing by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018