Picking and scratching at your asshole with your index finger whilst jumping up and down yelling “Ooo, Ooo, Ahh, Ahh!”
My uncle Carl was doing the monkey pick in the back yard.
I was monkey picking earlier and now my finger stinks.
The party took a strange turn when Frank decided to do a monkey pick in the living room.
I was monkey picking earlier and now my finger stinks.
The party took a strange turn when Frank decided to do a monkey pick in the living room.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
I always baste the brisket. Makes entry so much easier than trying to dry crack her. Without it, she'll sport a hemorrhoid.
by Eaton Holgoode March 07, 2017
A location full of hot, horny women ready to give up that poon to every pussy craving male in the house.
by Eaton Holgoode August 02, 2016
When your partner gives your limp, flaccid penis a vigorous wank or blow job to get it stiff and rigid for coitus.
by Eaton Holgoode May 03, 2018
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by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2014
1. A hard boiled egg cured in vinegar or brine.
2. A solid, or semi-solid turd still in the colon that is surrounded by or floating in wet, loose stool. When evacuated from the bowel, a pickled egg is preceded and followed by explosive, wet shat.
2. A solid, or semi-solid turd still in the colon that is surrounded by or floating in wet, loose stool. When evacuated from the bowel, a pickled egg is preceded and followed by explosive, wet shat.
I just heard what sounded like water pouring out of Carl's ass, then a notable heavy plop, then pure water again. What's going on in that bathroom?
No worries mate. He's a bit ill. He's just cutting loose a pickled egg. He should be right as rain soon.
No worries mate. He's a bit ill. He's just cutting loose a pickled egg. He should be right as rain soon.
by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015
A violently and explosively released, compacted turd the size of an Egg Plant. Generally, large and bulbous at the initial release and tapered at the pinch.
Carl had been cramping all afternoon. He feared a massive shit. He finally went to the restroom and forced out the biggest Egg Plant Turd he has ever seen and felt. His bung was stretched but was relieved.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015