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Peg Board is a slang term that is used to describe a female that is a slut or whore that is banging any one that she can. Like real Pegboard, the term Pegboard references the fact that as a slut, she has a regular pattern of holes and those holes are often used to stick tools. A good little Pegboard is always putting tools in her many holes just like a handyman sticks his tools on a Pegboard.
Carl: I can't believe that my wife has been banging Frank on the side?
Gary: Gee Bro. I got some news for you. She's been banging David, Roger, Jeff and Paul too. And those are just a few to name.
Carl: That's great. She's a fuc**** Pegboard!
Gary: Sorry Bro. I thought you knew.
Gary: Gee Bro. I got some news for you. She's been banging David, Roger, Jeff and Paul too. And those are just a few to name.
Carl: That's great. She's a fuc**** Pegboard!
Gary: Sorry Bro. I thought you knew.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014
Get the Pegboard mug.Reference to the female vagina. A depository for a dude’s blast of nut custard.
Alternatively, reference to a condom or sheath used during sex to prevent nut custard from entering the vagina during a vigorous pounding of the cervix.
Alternatively, reference to a condom or sheath used during sex to prevent nut custard from entering the vagina during a vigorous pounding of the cervix.
Rachel has a stank ass custard sleeve. But I dropped my load in it anyway.
I banged that toothless homeless lady in the alley. She was dirty but I wore a custard sleeve so it was all good.
I banged that toothless homeless lady in the alley. She was dirty but I wore a custard sleeve so it was all good.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
Get the Custard Sleeve mug.Busting an early morning nut. Laying your jizz ropes all over yourself, the bed or your partner through sex or masturbation.
by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018
Get the Fresh Cracked Eggs mug.When you nut one out and lay your man butter rope across her upper lip like a pencil thin mustache.
For a heightened experience, should be performed while singing along to Jimmy Buffett’s Pencil Thin Mustache and nutting at the appropriate time.
For a heightened experience, should be performed while singing along to Jimmy Buffett’s Pencil Thin Mustache and nutting at the appropriate time.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
Get the Butterstache mug.When you are banging her hard missionary position and she reaches around, pulls up your floppy scrotum and stuffs your balls deep into your ass crack.
Rachel gave me the missionary tuck last night. It felt great till i busted my nut and tensed my ass checks. Almost cut my damn nuts off.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019
Get the Missionary Tuck mug.Post sex pussy stank you just can't wash off your cock no matter how much soap and scrubbing. Takes days to wear off. Typically encountered when fucking hoes and prostitutes. However, your old lady may have stank gash from an infection or just not bathing for several days.
Braaaaahhh what's that smell. Smells like tainted sea bass.
Just my cock and balls yo. Got a little touch of the meat stank from that dirty hoe I plowed last night.
Just my cock and balls yo. Got a little touch of the meat stank from that dirty hoe I plowed last night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017
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Leo's girlfriend was wearing a mini skirt with no panties. Throught the day, Leo would simply life the shirt and eat some Chicken at the Y whenever he wanted.
by Eaton Holgoode July 4, 2009
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