Hey dude, your new girlfriend is hot. Does she give you head? Hell yes! Not only does he give good head, she loves to swallow up the Salt Gravy as well. Lucky you!
by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009
When a horny, wet female climbs on top of the male in cowgirl position and glides his rigid penis back and forth between her engorged pussy lips, at a vigorous pace, until he busts his nut. Gliding does not involve vaginal penetration. And requires extreme vaginal wetness for the maximum glide.
Rachel did a little cowgirl gliding on me last night. She was going so fast I blew nut in like 2 minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
A woman that appears to just be DTF and out for a hook up but has undisclosed alterior motives such as getting pregnant, forcing a relationship or some form of black mail or extortion.
Dan thought he was hooking up with a choice piece of ass that was just DTF. Unfortunately, he got himself into a snake trap. The bitch lied about birth control and he laid seed and got her pregnant. Nows she's after his ass for cash. Poor fucker. All that for a wet noodle.
by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2015
A sheet, towel, washcloth, shirt, napkin or other material laid upon the bed, counter, couch, chair, table or floor for the specific purpose of catching the load, jizz, cum from the ejaculation of a masturbating male. Drop cloths allow for quick, easy clean up.
Coined from the painting and coating trade whereby a drop cloth is used to catch drips, drops and over spray of liquid paint and coatings.
Coined from the painting and coating trade whereby a drop cloth is used to catch drips, drops and over spray of liquid paint and coatings.
Stan surfed internet porn all morning during his conference call and found himself with an engorged chub. To get relief, he closed his office door and jerked off onto the drop cloth he laid on his desk. All pleasure and no mess.
by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2014
Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.
My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.
The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.
My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.
The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.
by Eaton Holgoode December 01, 2017
by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2017
A fiery, almost acidic like, shit that when birthed, leaves the sphincter a burning ring of hell fire.
Those chicken wings Sunday gave me a devil’s birth on Monday morning.
That devil’s birth feels like third degree burns on my rectum.
That devil’s birth feels like third degree burns on my rectum.
by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2018