Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Bacon Tip 

An uncircumcised penis with a meaty foreskin that looks like a raw piece of bacon wrapped around the bellend.

I went down on Carl last night for the first time and found he has a bacon tip.

I prefer cut men over those with a a bacon tip.

I got some smegma going on under my bacon tip.

Bacon Tip by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Buhikke

When a a group of males, accompanied by 1-2 females, go on a hike in the woods or mountains and it turns into a wild, adventurous, outdoor bukkake.

Roger and his ten college buddies set out on a mountain hike with Rachel and Cindy tagging along. About half way to the pinnacle, the group found a secluded clearing and the group engaged in a wild, rope slinging, face covering buhikke. The girls were snow capped with copious loads and finished their hike a tad sticky.

Buhikke by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Short Pulling 

Wanking on a floppy, limp, flaccid penis.

I was short pulling last night. Never could get it up.

She was short pulling after I nutted.

Short Pulling by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Ass Up 

To prepare and or raise one’s ass up in position for anal sex.

Ok baby, it’s time to ass up.

She was ass up and ready to go when I walked in the door.

Let me run to the bathroom first so I can ass up. I’m a little dirty down there.

Ass Up by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Pickin’ Grin 

The facial expression of satisfaction and relief displayed when you dig up in your old booty hole and scratch that wicked itch.

We knew Don was diggin’ his hemorrhoids cause his arm was round his back and he had that pickin’ grin.

Pickin’ Grin by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Weenie Tamer 

A girl or guy, your preference, that settles you into a steady monogamous relationship and you stop fucking everyone else other than them.

Rachel is a weenie tamer. I finally settled down.

Weenie Tamer by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Lil’ Squealer 

A noisy sex partner. Known for squealing, screaming or moaning loudly during coital activities.

Rachel is a lil’ squealer. I was banging her like a dog in the kitchen and she woke my mom. She sounds like a pig in heat.

I’d like to meet my neighbor. I can tell though these walls she’s a lil’ squealer.

I knew I could bang Jed’s ass cause he’s a man whore. What I didn’t know is he’s a lil’ squealer.

Lil’ Squealer by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018