Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Bung Knot 

The anal sphincter.

Rachel has the sweetest bung knot. I love to tounge punch it.

My bung knot is really itchy. I think I need to re-wipe.

Bung Knot by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018

A Real Nancy 

A derogatory reference made to another male referencing that he is effeminate and/or gay.

Son!!! Get out here and help me work on the car. But dad I am working on my needlepoint. Your a real Nancy.

A Real Nancy by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018

So Moist 

Describes the perfect condition of wetness. A multi-use statement used to describe anything from food to a bodily orifice.

These brownies are so moist.

My pussy is so moist.

He pumped his nut in my ass and now my bung is so moist.

I just sharted myself. My cheeks feel so moist now.

So Moist by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

Sugar Fuzz 

Small ring of peach fuzz like hair around the rim of the anus.

I love the aroma of Rachel’s sugar fuzz.

I rarely get any dingleberries. I only have a little sugar fuzz.

Sugar Fuzz by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

Breastward 

During sexual activity and generally during foreplay, the slow but tedious movement of the mouth and hands towards the female breasts for exploration and stimulation.

I made out with Rachel last night and my breastward movement paid off.

Breastward by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

Sir Spanky 

Reference to a chronic male masturbator.

This is my friend Bill. But you can call him Sir Spanky.

Hey here comes my boss, Sir Spanky.

I spent the whole weekend watch porn and beating off. Just call me Sir Spanky. Although Sore Spanky really applies. My dick is about to fall off.

Sir Spanky by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

Crotch Cankers 

Sores around the genitals or the anus. Generally, reflective of a filthy, disease ridden individual and of the STD variety. However, may apply to non-STD sores like a good old fashioned fuckburn sore or other skin irritation.

Dude I couldn’t get out of the hotel room fast enough after that dirty whore dropped her panties and revealed a gold mine of crotch cankers.

She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.

I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.

Crotch Cankers by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018