Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Miner’s Lunch 

When your girl is on all 4’s and and you finger and eat her snatch out from behind whilst mining her little brown flower deep with your nose.

I fed Roger a miner’s lunch today. It was heaven.

My nose still smells of her arse after that miner’s lunch.

Right after she works out is not the ideal time for a miner’s lunch.

Miner’s Lunch by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Grunderpants 

Underwear soiled with fecal matter, having skid marks or filthy from bodily fluids such as semen, urine, vaginal secretions or ass sweat.

I just sharted. I’m gonna have to walk around with grunderpants all day.

She pulled her panties over my face. While expecting a fragrant experience, I got grunderpants and a big skid right across my nose.

I sniffed her grunderpants and it was a whiff of stank ass booty juice.

Grunderpants by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Box Drain 

When the heavy nut you dropped in your girl before work, leaks out her pussy all day.

Rachel texted me saying her panties are soaked from her box drain today.

I’m box draining. That was one thick nut this morning.

Box Drain by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Chicken Pluck 

To pluck the hair from one’s scrotum or labial region with a pair of tweezers one pube at a time.

My sack is sore as hell today from her giving me a chicken pluck last night.

If an hour of doing the chicken pluck, I could finally see her clitoris.

She asked if she could shorn my scrotum so I said yea. The next think I know I’m getting a chicken pluck. I was begging for a razor by the end.

Chicken Pluck by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Ol’ Dirty Duke 

After picking up a chubby cowgirl at a country bar and shagging her ass all night at her place, you slap on your Stetson, cop a squat and pinch a morning turd in her cowboy boot and skip out the house saying “Adios Pilgram.”

I went back to Wanda’s house last night after the bar closed and before I left this morning I gave her the ol’ dirty Duke. She gonna be surprised when she puts that boot on.

Ol’ Dirty Duke by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Droppin’ a Rusty 

When you blow a hemorrhoid during a massive, rough shit leaving a reddish, rusty colored stool. Very common at rest areas and truck stops from the long haulers stopping in to grunt it out.

I was droppin’ a rusty at the rest stop today before I got back on the road.

Someone was in there droppin’ a rusty. It sounded painful. All I heard was straining and the words “Damn Roid” then a very wet splash.

Droppin’ a Rusty by Eaton Holgoode May 31, 2018

Meat Dip 

The yeasty, cheesy smegma slathered over the penis post coitus with a nasty, dirty, most likely infected whore vagina.

I got a little meat dip from that skanky ho I bagged last night.

Meat Dip by Eaton Holgoode May 31, 2018