Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Anal Recovery Day 

Also known as ARD. Anal recovery day is when a sick or PTO day must be used to be absent from work or school due to having your anal region pummeled during sexual activity the evening prior. Time is needed to recover from the gape, tenderness and even the ability to walk straight again.

HR: Good Morning HR department.

Employee: Hi this is Rachel in Accounting. I’m going to need to take a sick day today so I won’t be in.

HR: Sorry to hear that. Feel better. Is it the flu that’s going around?
Employee: I wish. It’s an anal recovery day. My boyfriend hit it hard last night. I may have a fissure.

Anal Recovery Day by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Olive Basket 

The ballsack. The scrotum.

I need to shave my olive basket.

Olive Basket by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Bogbean 

A female clitoris that is buried deep in puffy labial folds and wooly thick pubes.

Even fully engorged, I couldn’t find Rachel’s bogbean. That pussy is fat.

Bogbean by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

The Queen’s Bagel 

Reference to your girl’s tight little asshole. The bunghole. The sphincter.

I’ll be buttering the queen’s bagel tonight.

I declare that’s the queen’s bagel was quite fresh when I poached the hole.

The Queen’s Bagel by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Pole Beans 

When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.

I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.

Pole Beans by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Puff Pastry 

A post intercourse swollen puffy pussy.

I hit Rachel’s pussy up good last night. That’s was some beautiful puff pastry when I was done.

I love going down on her fresh puff pastry and making her squirm.

Puff Pastry by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Beaveraunch

A dirty, foul smelling pussy. Particularly that of a dirty whore or prostitute.

That hooker had the worst beaveraunch. But I had sex anyway.

Beaveraunch by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018